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Monstrous Santa Never Dies!

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So why do you insist on fighting him?   Listen, hippy — you can disparage Monsanto Company [[MON]] all you like, but the fact is, that like the other chemical company everyone loves to hate The Dow Chemical Company [[DOW]] (or was it E.I. du Pont de Nemours & Company E.I. du Pont de Nemours & Company [[DD]] , I can remember?), Monstrous Santa brings good things to life, up to and including radioactive carrots as big as your thighs.

No, no, that last was just a sop to the active imaginations of the Luddite Hippy Masses (“LHM’s”) who think that unless you are breaking ground with a sharpened stick and planting only hand gathered (never plucked!  never, never plucked!) acorns in erratic rows, you are insulting “Mother Gaiea” and any manner of other animistic woodland nymphs and faerie (sic) creatures.

Fact is Monsanto is going to feed the world, and the world is going to thank them for it.   Everyone except the LHM patchouli smoking minority and Luddite millionaires like Paul Ehrlich of course, who — along with propagandists Al Gore and  Howard Zinn — makes money off of predicting world wide catastrophes that they can blame on our globe’s foolish lack of proper Marxist ideology.   No, these guys would rather the people of the Amazon basin continue a slash and burn stone age agrarian methodologies, as long as that means they don’t become part of the “problem”  —  i.e, enrolled members of the First World.  

The Euros hate Monsanto too, but for another reason.   Their agricultural protectionism makes ours look like the open bazaar in downtown Marakesch (sic).  They don’t want seeds from anywhere else but European soil, because, damnit, other countries’ seeds might actually push those lederhosen-wearing cough-drop suckers into the second half of the 20th century, four-cycle tractor engines and all.

But there’s a reason this seemingly high beta outlier lives in the stronghold that is the Jacksonian Portfolio, and that’s that feeding people will become an ever more dominating issue in this world of destroyed capital and increased liquidity.  Monstrous Santa has the intellectual property keys to solving that issue, and, barring a late hour nationalization as part of the Obamacare bill, their shareholders will benefit from that IP for years and years to come.

I’m not including the Jacksonian update from yesterday today, as I am too damn busy reading obscure legal documentia (sic) from third rate mouthpieces, and I’ve got other shit to do today as well, not the least being egregious “Continuing Ed” dealing with subject matters with which I will never in a million years have interactioin.   Gotta love bureaucracy, even in the private sector it assails me.

Know that Teck Cominco Limited (USA) [[TCK]] should be considered on this pullback, as should all the gold and silvers pulling back today.   Thompson Creek Metals Company, Inc. [[TC]] continues to be a monster, and it’s a Jackson full throttle again.  Ag-homey The Andersons, Inc. [[ANDE]] also stirs again, with its sister Monsanto.  Eldorado Gold Corporation (USA) [[EGO]] holds serve on the PM front, and I like Allied Nevada Gold Corp. [[ANV]] , Rubicon Minerals Corp. (USA) [[RBY]] and [[BAA]] here as well. 

Out for most of the rest of the day, be well.   And always remember:
hippiedoor
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24 comments

  1. EN1GMA

    that’s some good-lookin santa you got there… can he bring the bear gods back to the markets and wreak some havoc?

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  2. DMG

    Great post!

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  3. Jakegint

    Not yet! And FYI, that’s Monstrous Santa,” who is actually a force for the bulls in this world.

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    • EN1GMA

      a bit counterintuitive, given how demonic he looks…you’d expect him to be the agent for people like DevilDog

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      • JakeGint

        Actually, he is Devil Dog.

        Devil Dog was long MON at one point, if you can beleive it.

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        • EN1GMA

          seems as if there are no more “DD Mondays”… His July predictions never came into fruition… *sigh*

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  4. DPeezy

    I tried to visit your Zinn link, but got this instead:

    “Warning: Visiting this site may harm your computer!
    The website at http://www.intellectualconservative.com contains elements from the site 91.212.65.148, which appears to host malware – software that can hurt your computer or otherwise operate without your consent. Just visiting a site that contains malware can infect your computer.
    For detailed information about the problems with these elements, visit the Google Safe Browsing diagnostic page for 91.212.65.148.
    Learn more about how to protect yourself from harmful software online.”

    Good work, boys. lol.

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    • JakeGint

      I’d be interested to see if that happens to anyone else. I just scanned it and it’s clean for my stuff.

      More likely you’ve picked up some commie malware that warns you off of stuff that might intercede in the brainwash process.

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      • DPeezy

        It works in Safari. Doesn’t work in Google Chrome (well it does, but Chrome’s built-in big brother spits out the warning).

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  5. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Jake – Only you could get Howard Zinn, Al Gore, Hippies, Santa, ObamaCare and Monsanto into the same post. That on its own is an accomplishment.

    However… You missed Alice Waters. Monsanto owns the patent on ‘Early Girl’, a tomato that’s a favorite of foodies, organic gardeners with short seasons, and a method called dry farming. From wikipedia: Chez Panisse founder Alice Waters is a fan of the Early Girl tomato, telling an interviewer “[O]ne of the best tomatoes I’ve ever had was an Early Girl that was dry-farmed up in Napa at a friend’s house.”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Girl

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    • JakeGint

      ‘Course she loves it.

      That shit gets up on it’s two little green legs and walks the fuck right outta the garden!

      Fights off rabbits, as a bonus.

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  6. NoHornsHere

    You know TC is doing good when they add the 15 strike 🙂 (I had to settle for the 12.50’s at the open yesterday)

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  7. Goin'Fawr

    “Monstrous Santa” hehe! Damn! Jake, if there is one true thing I can say with absolute historical certainty, subjective though it may be, it’s this: you are always good for one helluva laugh! I’d bet you could sell knock-off icecubes to the denizens of Tuktoyaktuk. Fortunately for me, I come from a warmer clime.

    DPeez, thanks for the warning. Do I perceive the whiff of a Gint on that link? Could there be a right wing loony up to predictable dirty tricks in the house, perhaps? Or ( let’s give him the benefit of the doubt, shall we?) maybe Jake didn’t actually visit the link himself; too afraid to actually learn something.

    FTR Jake: Simple definitions will illustrate to even the most addle-minded researcher that Stalinism is neither socialism or communism. It’s synonym is more akin to totalitarianism. Something a polyarchy would aspire to be. Please tell me you aren’t so thick and naive as to think you live in a democracy. Like your probable misconception about your system of government, Stalin too probably really did believe he was a communist. But a pile of shit by any other name, is still, well: y’know.

    I think the phallus induced tumour ( you DO enjoy hot dogs, correct?) you’re sprouting in your frontal lobe may be affecting your ability to disseminate semantics.

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    • JakeGint

      So what are you saying nimbus? That communism, or even socialism are possible without a totalitarian structure to enforce the anti-natural methodology?

      You can’t be that meth addled.

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  8. Docsparks

    I know all the players in the Fox article. A couple of months ago I spent a few hours at a John Holdren’s house with some other guests. One of the guests was Paul Ehrlick who John has known for a very long time. I’ve known John for years, and I’ve met Paul before in the same house. Brilliant fellow with an extraordinary filthy sense of humor that is way past nasty by 10 pm. I couldn’t handle it.

    Without saying too much more I wouldn’t worry about tarring John Holdren with his relationship to Paul’s writing. John’s a very reasonable, well spoken guy that not only knows science like few humans in the universe, but makes it easy to understand – insanely qualified, huge scientist. Paul? He’s extremely good at writing a timely book and making a lot of money on it – thirty years ago. He’s probably laughing his ass off about how much money he’s going to make on this free press from that old old book.

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    • JakeGint

      “Free press?” That book is still taken as gospel by hippy idiots today. Same with Zinn’s foolishness.

      Glad he has a sense of humor. I’m not laughing about his foray into eugenics theory with Mr. Ehrlich.

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  9. Goin'Fawr

    Q>”What are you saying nimbus? That communism, or even socialism are possible without a totalitarian structure to enforce the anti-natural methodology?”

    A> Yes.

    Wow, that was an easy (one), ask me another! Drop the unsubstantiated presumpitve caveats that make the question insipid, and I might even deign to give you an explanation.

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    • JakeGint

      You just dropped into the the sub-90 IQ list.

      That means I don’t have to bother with you any more. Thanks for playing.

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    • Goin'Fawr

      damn! That’s twice today. ‘presumptive’. sigh

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  10. Goin'Fawr

    Go flush a whelp out of a den and flay him to make a new bag for your ‘lawn bowling ball’, you’ll feel better Jake. It worked for A Jackson, I hear.

    And you aren’t even in the game Jake. If I am sub-90, then you must wear a helmet, all the time.

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