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Nuit du Français

Mime stomp 

Tonight is French Night on iBC, as ably demonstrated by Le Fly, who’s been buzzing around the streets and back alleys of Brooklyn on a moped, wearing a mime outfit and carrying hardened assault baguettes with which he has been smacking passing bearshitters.

As a consequence, our entertainment tonight will be of the French variety.  Someone sent me this following vid … some fan I guess (of the girl, not me).  I was intrigued, given the alleged huge popularity of this young woman over in Francais-land.  

Putting my French prejudices aside (as always), I look at this vid and I say — “what the hell is wrong with these people?”

I mean… haven’t they ever seen a Madonna video?  A far more hideous woman, from Michigan no-less, and yet, she makes for a far more entertaining spectacle, what with her sweaty dance kicks and conical breastusses-plates and all.  

Watching this piece, one is compelled to ask — what brilliant choreographer designed the 18-inch diameter dancing circle this young nymphette was forced to remain within?  And, was it John Travolta who taught her the “hand jive” she’s so desperately working here… maybe less to the music and more to the invisible flames engulfing her hands? 

Get this woman an L.A. talent agent, post-haste!    (Anton, I am suggesting you apply.)

And will someone… someone please insert a decent “Yo, Adrian!” at approximately 3:57 of this piece?   Thank you.

  [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSxEjwXHcM 450 300] 

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As for the market today, we saw some winship and we saw some consolidation.   As a consequence, I think [[TBT]] is ready to go north tomorrow after a nice pullback today.   [[BAA]] was a glorious win of many flying colors, and I don’t think it’s done yet.   I still like Allied Nevada Gold Corp. [[ANV]] and [[EXK]] .   If I had to have a favourite (sic) Jackson tomorrow, besides TBT, it would likely be Thompson Creek Metals Company, Inc. [[TC]] and Teck Cominco Limited (USA) [[TCK]] — pray for a pullback on the latter.   Eldorado Gold Corporation (USA) [[EGO]] should also be examined closely.

That’s all for tonight.   Wait, there’s one more before I forget… Corriente Resources Inc. [[ETQ]] has popped on my radar, and will likely get some follow through tomorrow.    Also, I added 2k more [[BIOS]] — if you get anything this year, break off a little bit for this consistently stair stepping winner.

Best to you and I will try to continue to update you tomorrow.

Name/   %   %   Portfolio Portfolio     
Ticker 15-Jul Change 16-Jul Change   Value Impact   Comments
ANDE  $     29.20    $      29.30 0.34%    $        8,847 0.02%   Could follow up w. the MOS & POT wins
EGO           9.05              9.20 1.66%    $        8,620 0.09%   Like to see it get above $9.50 here
GDX         38.29            38.33 0.10%    $      11,601 0.01%   50 day at 39.07,  might get resistance there.
GLD         92.24            91.98 -0.28%    $      10,578 -0.02%   Held up at the 50 day (92.08)
IAG           9.99            10.05 0.60%    $      12,392 0.04%   Closed over the fifty day
MON         76.46            75.74 -0.94%    $        4,442 -0.03%   Got the pullback we expected, to the 50day
NRP         22.27            22.89 2.78%    $        4,751 0.08%   All of a sudden looking strong.
PAAS         19.30            19.12 -0.93%    $      11,483 -0.06%   Closed over the fifty day, $20 the test now
RGLD         40.51            40.59 0.20%    $      11,216 0.01%   Still under 20 & 50 day.
SLV         13.06            13.09 0.23%    $      10,634 0.01%   POS consolidating here
SLW           8.41              8.39 -0.24%    $        8,150 -0.01%   Consolidating
SSRI         18.62            18.76 0.75%    $      10,913 0.05%   Needs back over $19.
TBT         53.19            52.00 -2.24%    $      10,359 -0.14%   Will likely buy tomorrow on this pullback
TC         11.61            11.81 1.72%    $        5,540 0.06%   Getting ready to crank one out
TCK         18.46            20.03 8.50%    $      13,318 0.68%   JUST BTFO.  Likely consolidate now.
TZA         21.28            20.35 -4.37%    $        4,100 -0.11%   Prolly get some strength tomorrow
Cash (000)  $      0.00    $    26.42 0.01%    26,420.79 0.00%   Same
AVG (daily)       0.46%    $ 173,365 0.68%    
AVG (monthly)       2.78%   Actual      
AVG (inception)       16.09%   Return 15.58%    
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47 comments

  1. dave

    That chick is smokin hot.

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  2. Hawaii Five O

    Nice!!

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  3. Docsparks

    I’ve watched that video at least a 20 times and I can’t find anything wrong…

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  4. Jakegint

    Doc- that’s just because you’re blinded by your Talia Shire (3:57) obsession.

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  5. Docsparks

    Agreud, there is something strangley compelling about that blank stare

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  6. DMG

    “what brilliant choreographer designed the 18-inch diameter dancing circle this young nymphette was forced to remain within?”

    Methinks someone involved in dancing with poles.

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  7. ZenProfit

    We need to sign her up for StockTwits TV.

    12 MILLION hits:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSxEjwXHcM

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  8. Juiceyfruit

    in ETQ 6.24

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  9. EN1GMA

    a Madonna she ain’t (performance-wise) but she is friggin HOT…this is a pretty old song btw

    ur right though, she does seem to be confined to a limited circumference

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    • JakeGint

      She is extremely haut… agreud.

      One thing the French still make in quality supply: Haut chickens.

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  10. JakeGint

    Just bot another 4k of BIOS @ 6.25.

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  11. Dubz

    I live in Ottawa, it’s on the border of Quebec and the drinking age is 18. Was a great place to “go out on the town” oh and the bars stay open until 3AM. French chicks are great and open minded compared to their prudish English counterparts.

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    • JakeGint

      Yes, I would agree. Did a deal in Montreal once, and saw some extremely beautiful Frenchistic womens up there. Big Lebanese contingent as well.

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  12. EN1GMA

    Here’s Alizee singing some old school Madonna… with the fullblown costume and all

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZlgNj-rIxw&feature=related

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    • JakeGint

      You know, that’s definitely lip-synched, and I’m wondering if that isn’t actually Madonna singing on the track!

      (Short answer: Who the fack cares??!)

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      • EN1GMA

        I think it’s her actually singing cuz there is a distinct accent…a french/hispanic bastardized mix? ha

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        • EN1GMA

          you’re right, looks lip synched

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        • JakeGint

          If that’s what French Hispanic (er, “Spanish”) looks like, then I know what kept the fucking Hapsburgs going all those years.

          Holy Roman Empire, Batman.

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      • Docsparks

        Wow, never even occurred to me to turn on the volume during the now 40+ times I watched it…

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  13. Ultforeign

    Want some good french singer, look up north in Montreal. Here’s little Nikki ;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-bumYe5mfA&feature=channel_page

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  14. DPeezy

    Oh, Alizee…takes me back to my younger years living in Europe…nobody more appropriate to sing a song about a ‘lolita’….

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  15. AI

    Shes got a small butt, but she works it …. she definitely got some connection in LA

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    • JakeGint

      Small? Maybe for your average Corsican, but….

      Note, she’s from the land of Napolean (and about the same size)….

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