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Let’s talk Facebook shall we?
What a sorry exhibition this has become…! The most hated stock to ever grace our pitiful pathetic lives in the entire fucking history of money, finance, and stock market shinola.
Most pundits agree that the $FB IPO was “rigged” due to the utter greed of its original VCs and the corruption of its underwriters and left nothing on the table for the little guy: the retail investor.
Well I disagree, my feeble-minded goat fucker friend. The underwriter is there to make HIS client money; and get the most he possibly can squeeze out of the greatest number of greater fools that he can upon IPO. And all this market reaction is exactly akin to crying and bitching like a stuck pig because home values went down soon after buying a house and claiming the realtor fucked you over.
Well dough-head, the realtor is there for the Seller’s best interests, and get the best possible price for his client, despite your sorry pitiful ass. And, because you failed to do your due diligence, thinking you were gonna make a fast buck flipping $FB stock but got fucked in the end, it’s only natural, like the asshat that you are, to blame someone else for your own fucktardedness. Sorry to inform you fuckface, but nothing in life or Wall Street is that easy, minus death by bunga bunga and your own stupidity.
Yeah yeah…I too own shares in $FB and have been punching myself in the face since doing so too. If it were not for my daily scalps in $LNKD and $DNKN offsetting heinous losses and the clown rape I am taking in $FB, I would capitulate and sell this piece of dog-shit already and claim the tax-loss.
Thing is, I bought this fucking rotten burrito of dog-shit originally because of the Mark Zuckerberg factor. And while he has yet to prove he belongs in the same sentence as Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, I figure that even the slightest hint of a comparison by seemingly everybody and their retarded mom at the time, there certainly must be something to that notion.
It’s not every day these so-called ‘experts’ on Wall Street will pick just any nerd in a burlap hoodie out of a crowd and start comparing them to the genius of Steve Jobs. When is the last time you heard anyone compare @HowardLindzon or @JimCramer to Bill fucking Gates?? And they don’t compare dick size on Sidney Crosby to Wayne Gretzky’s just because the sky is blue.
Plus, there is a certain appeal to me in the fact that some punk kid in a burlap hoodie stood up and gave all the Wall Street suits the middle finger; very much like how Steve Jobs decided to not only make computer-generated children’s cartoons but fuck over and bring the entire music industry to its knees and bodycheck the mobile telecom industry into the fucking boards only to make a few extra bucks on the side.
Lo and behold, social media is celebrating life again… even $ZNGA is getting a bid today! When $FB is over $50, I am quite sure every asshat and their fucking flea infested dog will be crying how they missed out on the opportunity to buy the Facebook at $26…
There. I said it. First post on iBC.