My ol’ man once told me long ago, ‘even if money grew on trees, you’d still have a sore back at the end of the day picking up all that fucking cash off the ground’… Moral of the story: There’s no such thing as “easy money”.

So did you OTB dice-rolling charlatan dicksuckers really think it’d be that easy to make money here? Just buy AAPL on the dip and we go to all time cocaine highs again, just like that?

Well Buck-O, if price technicals means anything at all, perhaps you need to take a look-see at the chart… looking at all the overhead resistance against us, you’ve got better odds throwing snake eyes with expired lotto tickets and dead hookers on the table today…