So the event is finally been and gone, and now we can officially get to the blasting midgets out of big circus cannons and little dogs with gay haircuts jumping through flaming hoops. 

On Stocktwits, I see it has already begun… every fucktard is coming out of the woodwork claiming how disappointed they are the iPhone 5 wasn’t as “revolutionary” as they conjured up in their thick fucking skulls,” it’s not much of an upgrade.. my 3GS will do just fine”; “so glad I bought the Galaxy S3”; “it’s bullshit that an elongated iPhone and new plug can justify $400”; “creativity was lost when Steve Jobs died”, “Apple is finished”….. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!

Tell me how much difference there was between the Galaxy S2 and the Galaxy S3?? Oh wait, you didn’t buy the S2… that’s right, the Motorola Droid RAZR was the trendy “iPhone killer” barely 6 months ago and the HTC before that… the Blackberry Torch before that… no wonder every phone you buy seems soo “revolutionary” compared to the last one…  Driving a Chevette is revolutionary too when you’re used to catching the fucking bus…

And all you other asshats disappointed as this was completely expected like all those leaked photos, you’ve seen before… FUCK YOU TOO.  You must’ve been just as disappointed with your wife’s performance on your honeymoon as well, considering your new bride couldn’t blow your fucking brains out with all the stupid dog tricks you had dreamt up in your perverted head from downloading and watching the nastiest porn, and listening to ever rumour you could possibly find over the internets 6 months before the big event…. think about that a moment.  Yeah. Surprise.

And those of you of the unwashed breed claiming the innovation is gone and it’s “EXACTLY” the same phone… that’s right IT IS. Remember the good ol’ days when every single one of us LOVED it we had to buy an entire new setup because Microsoft so happened to upgrade Windows? Even better when all your old software you spent egregious amounts of coin on like your year-old MS Office Suite would not work whatsoever on your new system..  Because this is what we really want from Apple right?? Well then, give me a fucking Nokia Lumia…Lumia? isn’t that a minivan?   Apologies, it seems my sarcasm button is stuck on FUCK YOU again…

And what’s with this new big screen TVs as phones trend?? If I wanted to carry around a fucking iPad in my pocket and hold it up to my ear to talk on it like a cel phone, I would just get the iPad… and the Note?? That’s innovation? A fucking stylus?  Fuck, I think I got a Newton in my attic…

Please.  If you have no financial interest in AAPL, long or short, spare me the justification why you made the fucktarded decision to buy something else.  When they start making “Galaxy Killers”, then I’ll worry about Apple’s demise…

The only problem I see thus far with the new iPhone 5?

Black OR white?

Good Morning.

Disclaimer: Long like a mother fucker AAPL

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