I, for one really detest the “GIANT PHONE” trend.. isn’t this supposed to be about mobility… and what’s with dudes carrying around big assed iPads taking pictures… ??
I do like the elongated screen thing..soon we see..
Heisenberg
AAPL sitting pretty at $660…
Heisenberg
Tim Cook just hit the stage… AAPL up $2…
Heisenberg
Now up $4… they haven’t said shit yet…
Heisenberg
talking Apple stores now…
Apple has 380 retail stores in 12 countries, and opening in Sweden for the first time Friday
Heisenberg
Mountain Lion.. 7 million downloads
Heisenberg
iPad accounts for 91% traffic from tablets… so what the fuck are all them Nexus 7 guys doing with it???
Heisenberg
700,000 Apps ; 250,000 optimized for iPad…
Heisenberg
AAPL $663.67
Heisenberg
Phil Schiller talking iPhone now…
Heisenberg
OFFICIAL NAME: iPhone 5
Heisenberg
Looks like the leaked! It’s made entirely of glass and aluminum, and does in fact look like what we’ve seen in leaks this whole time.
AAPL $661.00
Heisenberg
7.6 mm thick, 18% thinner than before. 20% lighter than the 4S
Heisenberg
Same 326 ppi retina display as the iPhone 4S but now has a 4-inch display
Heisenberg
That’s 1136×640 for those keeping track at home
Heisenberg
All the software on the phone has been updated. Calendars show more events, email shows more…. email
Heisenberg
AAPL $657.56
Heisenberg
Although applications that haven’t been updated just run letterboxed, so it’s not going to be the worst transition.
Heisenberg
Touch is integrated into the display, making it thinner and more glare-resistant… plus ULTRAFAST WIRELESS!! AAPL $659
Heisenberg
Added HSPA+ and DC-HSPDA and of course LTE
Heisenberg
The iPhone 5 can automatically switch antenna connections, making sure you get the best signal at all times
Heisenberg
And also all around the world. Basically, you’ll be able to access 4G LTE on your iPhone no matter where you live unless maybe you are an astronaut. MKTS liking the wireless chipset.. AAPL $661.00
Heisenberg
The Wi-Fi is also higher performance, with 802.11 a/b/g/n up to 150Mbps
The Apple A6 is 2x faster with both CPU and graphics
Heisenberg
Showing off the graphics, which have been “built to full console quality” and honestly really do look crazy sharp
Now onto the camera., 8MP sensor, 3264×2448 AAPL $661.00
Heisenberg
Backside illumination, hybrid ID filter, five-element lens, f/2.4 aperture. It’s like the iPHone 4S camera but a leeetle bit thinner
Heisenberg
Dynamic low light mode, precision lens alignment, SAPPHIRE CRYSTAL, so many buzz words in one tiny lens!
It’s got next-generation ISP, spatial noise reduction, 40% faster photo capture, and a smart filter that does better color matching. Okay those last two sound promising
Heisenberg
AAPL $662.22
Heisenberg
New feature called Shared Photo Streamws in iOS 6 and iCloud..Where you can share photos with friends. There’s also a Panorama mode, which does EXACTLY what it sounds like
Heisenberg
Hit a button, swipe your phone around, boom giant picture
Heisenberg
Video is also getting an upgrade; 1080p but with better stabilization and facial recognition. Front facing cam is now 720 p. You can also do FaceTime over cellular OFFICIALLY
Heisenberg
Three microphones on the iPhone now, bottom front and back
Heisenberg
Earpiece is now noise cancelling on both sending and receiving ends
Heisenberg
Here we go… about to explain the death of the 30 pin
Heisenberg
The new connector: LIghtning
Heisenberg
Already has lots of hardware partners on board, and Apple is making accessories to help make the transition. Including an adaptor
Heisenberg
the death of the 30 pin.. AAPL $665.00
Heisenberg
The adaptor’s just over an inch thick, which is going to be a little gross and there’s also no word on price but ANYWAY AAPL $666.65… day’s highs
Heisenberg
talking iOS 6.. $667.14 squeeze time
Heisenberg
Maps built from ground up with TURN BY TURN directions! $668
Heisenberg
Now we’re seeing Notification Center improvements All of which can happen right from the Notification Center. Safari also has fullscreen mode, which is nice given the fuller screen
You can get back anything you have open on any device with iCloud Tabs
Heisenberg
Now time for Mail. There’s a VIP feature now, which lets you prioritize your favorite people who still use email instead of just texting you like a normal person
Heisenberg
Onto Passbook, which we already met at WWDC and really really needs NFC but I fear won’t get it
Heisenberg
Keeps all your tickets, boarding passes, membership cards in one place. Integrates with lockscreen, which is a handy shortcut for getting through TSA
AAPL $666.72
Heisenberg
Photo Stream gets a quick demo as well; take a pick, your friends get notifications that it’s there to be commented on and liked.
Heisenberg
Now Siri updates! You can ask her about sports now, which again is something we saw at WWDC
Heisenberg
You can launch apps by voice, ask her to launch “Yahoo Fantasy Football” when you should really be on ESPN to be honest
$665.36
Heisenberg
Same Open Table demo we’ve seen before, just ask for a reservation
Heisenberg
You can also post to Facebook from Siri, which should be great when you’re drunk and slurry
Heisenberg
More than 200 new features in iOS 6, most of which we already saw at WWDC
AAPL $665.62
Heisenberg
There will be a black iPhone 5 and a white iPhone 5
Heisenberg
No two -tones like the leaked… $665.37
Heisenberg
OK just gimme the fucking price Phil!!
Heisenberg
Apple combined CDMA and LTE into a single chip, whereas you’ll often see two distinct chips for that…
AAPL $665.34
Heisenberg
selll the news time… AAPL $663.75
Heisenberg
hoping for a Tim Cook “One more thing” moment… $663.22
Heisenberg
And it is a two-tone back after all, but it looks pretty subtle to be honest. Not as gaudy as we may have been worried about $662.88
Heisenberg
Price: $200, $300, $400 for 16GB, 32GB, and 64GB respectively
Heisenberg
Shipping September 21, preorder September 14th
Heisenberg
8GB iPhone 4 that’s free with contract
Heisenberg
iPhone 4S gets a cut to $100 for 16GB
Heisenberg
AAPL $663.14
Heisenberg
Every phone back to iPhone 3GS will get iOS 6
Heisenberg
iOS 6 arrives September 19th $662.79
Heisenberg
Talking about music now, which means iTunes news.
Heisenberg
26 million songs, 20 billion purchased since it first launched 9 years ago
Heisenberg
435 million iTunes accounts, with more than 2/3rds of downloads coming from iOS devices
Heisenberg
New iTunes store on iPad, which has a nice lush carousel view for movies, music, TV shows, books, etc
Heisenberg
Integrating Facebook likes into every single product page! That’s pretty great actually. Much more reliable than the star system
Heisenberg
You can preview songs while you browse, and share directly to twitter and Facebook. All of this will arrive with iOS 6
Heisenberg
FB suddenly conviction BUY
Heisenberg
Over 200 million iTunes in the cloud users, and a new desktop iTunes coming today
AAPL $664.16
Heisenberg
OK TIm…you already have my VISA numbers…just ship my fucking phone already… I’m sold.
Heisenberg
AAPL $664.66
Heisenberg
Onto iCloud integration now, so all purchases are accessible right away
Heisenberg
AAPL $662.87
Heisenberg
Time to recap the new iTunes… everytime they recap AAPL sells off..
Heisenberg
New iTunes will be available in “late October,” so after iOS 6
Heisenberg
Now an iPod update $663.01
Heisenberg
Including a brand new iPod nano
Heisenberg
And it is very different! Looks like a mini-iPod touch
Heisenberg
With a lightning corrector, naturally. It’s 5.4mm thin, which is a third thinner than the previous generation
Heisenberg
The physical controls are on the side, and there’s a 2.5-inch multitouch display.
Heisenberg
There’s an FM tuner with a DVR, which is awesome; pause live radio and go back and listen
Heisenberg
Fitness and pedometer built in, which the current nano has as well. Also Bluetooth, which IS new and great!!! You can finally stream your audio from your nano. I’ll take that over a dumb watch any day!
Up to 30 hours of music listed, which is one hell of a workout
Heisenberg
Now the iPod touch, which has been yearning for an update for years now
Heisenberg
surprise–a thinner and lighter iPod touch! 88 grams It’s also just 6.1mm thick, which looks skinnier than a pencil AAPL $663.70
Heisenberg
It’s also a larger 4-inch display, and presumably retina as well
Lightning connector and A5 DUAL Core chip as well
Heisenberg
Graphics are up to 7x faster than previous iPod touch
Heisenberg
that new iPod touch is unreal… Add 3G and wipe out everybody!
Heisenberg
AAPL $665.42
Heisenberg
The iPod camera has a 5MP sensor, backside illumination, f/2.5 apeture and all kinds of other goodies
Heisenberg
ANd you can download iPhoto from the App Store and do some photo editing on there, too. Also the Panorama feature makes an appearance here
Heisenberg
There’s also a new button called an iPod touch loop that pops out when you touch it. it’s for attaching an included wrist strap
Heisenberg
$665.39
Heisenberg
Facetime HD camera, 720p, face detection. All the stuff you’d expect from the front-facing cam
Also gets the 802.11 a/b/g/n Wi-Fi bump BUT NO 4G AAPL $665.82
Heisenberg
AirPlay Mirroring on your iPod touch, though! Which is nice, gonna pair great with that wristband
And Siri is moving to the iPod touch as well. It’ll also come in white, black, blue, and yello, and red.
$666.00
Heisenberg
No pricing announced just yet. The shuffles will stay the same except for the colors
Heisenberg
NEW PRODUCT… EARPODS.. Apple spent three years designing them, says Cook. They are in fact what was leaked a couple weeks ago
Heisenberg
earpods Shipping today as a standalone AAPL $664.07
Heisenberg
iPod shuffle: $50, 2GB, 7 new colors. iPod nano: 16GB for $150
Heisenberg
4th gen iPOd touch, 16GB for $200. New iPod touch, 32GB for $300
AAPL $663.69
Heisenberg
that’s that… AAPL $662.00 panic sell the news time.
Heisenberg
So to recap… new iPhone 5.. elongated screen, new plug, fast as fuck… I’m sold. AAPL $662.67
Thank you Sir… I hope I didn’t piss anyone off with it..wanted to try it with AAPL stock movement throughout the announcement… maybe bring in some more traffic for it..the twitter feed kept crashing…Fly’s gonna ban me for that, eh?
Death of 30 pin= no more 30 pin dock/ charger connector.. they went with a 80% smaller one called “the lightning”.. one good thing is it is reversible so both ends are the same.. and it is on the iphone 5 and the new ipods touches and nano..
107 Responses to “Here We Go.. AAPL”
Heisenberg
I, for one really detest the “GIANT PHONE” trend.. isn’t this supposed to be about mobility… and what’s with dudes carrying around big assed iPads taking pictures… ??
I do like the elongated screen thing..soon we see..
Heisenberg
AAPL sitting pretty at $660…
Heisenberg
Tim Cook just hit the stage… AAPL up $2…
Heisenberg
Now up $4… they haven’t said shit yet…
Heisenberg
talking Apple stores now…
Apple has 380 retail stores in 12 countries, and opening in Sweden for the first time Friday
Heisenberg
Mountain Lion.. 7 million downloads
Heisenberg
iPad accounts for 91% traffic from tablets… so what the fuck are all them Nexus 7 guys doing with it???
Heisenberg
700,000 Apps ; 250,000 optimized for iPad…
Heisenberg
AAPL $663.67
Heisenberg
Phil Schiller talking iPhone now…
Heisenberg
OFFICIAL NAME: iPhone 5
Heisenberg
Looks like the leaked! It’s made entirely of glass and aluminum, and does in fact look like what we’ve seen in leaks this whole time.
AAPL $661.00
Heisenberg
7.6 mm thick, 18% thinner than before. 20% lighter than the 4S
Heisenberg
Same 326 ppi retina display as the iPhone 4S but now has a 4-inch display
Heisenberg
That’s 1136×640 for those keeping track at home
Heisenberg
All the software on the phone has been updated. Calendars show more events, email shows more…. email
Heisenberg
AAPL $657.56
Heisenberg
Although applications that haven’t been updated just run letterboxed, so it’s not going to be the worst transition.
Heisenberg
Touch is integrated into the display, making it thinner and more glare-resistant… plus ULTRAFAST WIRELESS!! AAPL $659
Heisenberg
Added HSPA+ and DC-HSPDA and of course LTE
Heisenberg
The iPhone 5 can automatically switch antenna connections, making sure you get the best signal at all times
Heisenberg
And also all around the world. Basically, you’ll be able to access 4G LTE on your iPhone no matter where you live unless maybe you are an astronaut. MKTS liking the wireless chipset.. AAPL $661.00
Heisenberg
The Wi-Fi is also higher performance, with 802.11 a/b/g/n up to 150Mbps
The Apple A6 is 2x faster with both CPU and graphics
Heisenberg
Showing off the graphics, which have been “built to full console quality” and honestly really do look crazy sharp
Heisenberg
Claiming 8 horus 3G talk, 225 hours standby, 10 hours wi-fi browsing, 8 hours LTE browsing.
Heisenberg
Now onto the camera., 8MP sensor, 3264×2448 AAPL $661.00
Heisenberg
Backside illumination, hybrid ID filter, five-element lens, f/2.4 aperture. It’s like the iPHone 4S camera but a leeetle bit thinner
Heisenberg
Dynamic low light mode, precision lens alignment, SAPPHIRE CRYSTAL, so many buzz words in one tiny lens!
It’s got next-generation ISP, spatial noise reduction, 40% faster photo capture, and a smart filter that does better color matching. Okay those last two sound promising
Heisenberg
AAPL $662.22
Heisenberg
New feature called Shared Photo Streamws in iOS 6 and iCloud..Where you can share photos with friends. There’s also a Panorama mode, which does EXACTLY what it sounds like
Heisenberg
Hit a button, swipe your phone around, boom giant picture
Heisenberg
Video is also getting an upgrade; 1080p but with better stabilization and facial recognition. Front facing cam is now 720 p. You can also do FaceTime over cellular OFFICIALLY
Heisenberg
Three microphones on the iPhone now, bottom front and back
Heisenberg
Earpiece is now noise cancelling on both sending and receiving ends
Heisenberg
Here we go… about to explain the death of the 30 pin
Heisenberg
The new connector: LIghtning
Heisenberg
Already has lots of hardware partners on board, and Apple is making accessories to help make the transition. Including an adaptor
Heisenberg
the death of the 30 pin.. AAPL $665.00
Heisenberg
The adaptor’s just over an inch thick, which is going to be a little gross and there’s also no word on price but ANYWAY AAPL $666.65… day’s highs
Heisenberg
talking iOS 6.. $667.14 squeeze time
Heisenberg
Maps built from ground up with TURN BY TURN directions! $668
Heisenberg
Now we’re seeing Notification Center improvements All of which can happen right from the Notification Center. Safari also has fullscreen mode, which is nice given the fuller screen
You can get back anything you have open on any device with iCloud Tabs
Heisenberg
Now time for Mail. There’s a VIP feature now, which lets you prioritize your favorite people who still use email instead of just texting you like a normal person
Heisenberg
Onto Passbook, which we already met at WWDC and really really needs NFC but I fear won’t get it
Heisenberg
Keeps all your tickets, boarding passes, membership cards in one place. Integrates with lockscreen, which is a handy shortcut for getting through TSA
AAPL $666.72
Heisenberg
Photo Stream gets a quick demo as well; take a pick, your friends get notifications that it’s there to be commented on and liked.
Heisenberg
Now Siri updates! You can ask her about sports now, which again is something we saw at WWDC
Heisenberg
You can launch apps by voice, ask her to launch “Yahoo Fantasy Football” when you should really be on ESPN to be honest
$665.36
Heisenberg
Same Open Table demo we’ve seen before, just ask for a reservation
Heisenberg
You can also post to Facebook from Siri, which should be great when you’re drunk and slurry
Heisenberg
More than 200 new features in iOS 6, most of which we already saw at WWDC
AAPL $665.62
Heisenberg
There will be a black iPhone 5 and a white iPhone 5
Heisenberg
No two -tones like the leaked… $665.37
Heisenberg
OK just gimme the fucking price Phil!!
Heisenberg
Apple combined CDMA and LTE into a single chip, whereas you’ll often see two distinct chips for that…
AAPL $665.34
Heisenberg
selll the news time… AAPL $663.75
Heisenberg
hoping for a Tim Cook “One more thing” moment… $663.22
Heisenberg
And it is a two-tone back after all, but it looks pretty subtle to be honest. Not as gaudy as we may have been worried about $662.88
Heisenberg
Price: $200, $300, $400 for 16GB, 32GB, and 64GB respectively
Heisenberg
Shipping September 21, preorder September 14th
Heisenberg
8GB iPhone 4 that’s free with contract
Heisenberg
iPhone 4S gets a cut to $100 for 16GB
Heisenberg
AAPL $663.14
Heisenberg
Every phone back to iPhone 3GS will get iOS 6
Heisenberg
iOS 6 arrives September 19th $662.79
Heisenberg
Talking about music now, which means iTunes news.
Heisenberg
26 million songs, 20 billion purchased since it first launched 9 years ago
Heisenberg
435 million iTunes accounts, with more than 2/3rds of downloads coming from iOS devices
Heisenberg
New iTunes store on iPad, which has a nice lush carousel view for movies, music, TV shows, books, etc
Heisenberg
Integrating Facebook likes into every single product page! That’s pretty great actually. Much more reliable than the star system
Heisenberg
You can preview songs while you browse, and share directly to twitter and Facebook. All of this will arrive with iOS 6
Heisenberg
FB suddenly conviction BUY
Heisenberg
Over 200 million iTunes in the cloud users, and a new desktop iTunes coming today
AAPL $664.16
Heisenberg
OK TIm…you already have my VISA numbers…just ship my fucking phone already… I’m sold.
Heisenberg
AAPL $664.66
Heisenberg
Onto iCloud integration now, so all purchases are accessible right away
Heisenberg
AAPL $662.87
Heisenberg
Time to recap the new iTunes… everytime they recap AAPL sells off..
Heisenberg
New iTunes will be available in “late October,” so after iOS 6
Heisenberg
Now an iPod update $663.01
Heisenberg
Including a brand new iPod nano
Heisenberg
And it is very different! Looks like a mini-iPod touch
Heisenberg
With a lightning corrector, naturally. It’s 5.4mm thin, which is a third thinner than the previous generation
Heisenberg
The physical controls are on the side, and there’s a 2.5-inch multitouch display.
Heisenberg
There’s an FM tuner with a DVR, which is awesome; pause live radio and go back and listen
Heisenberg
Fitness and pedometer built in, which the current nano has as well. Also Bluetooth, which IS new and great!!! You can finally stream your audio from your nano. I’ll take that over a dumb watch any day!
Up to 30 hours of music listed, which is one hell of a workout
Heisenberg
Now the iPod touch, which has been yearning for an update for years now
Heisenberg
surprise–a thinner and lighter iPod touch! 88 grams It’s also just 6.1mm thick, which looks skinnier than a pencil AAPL $663.70
Heisenberg
It’s also a larger 4-inch display, and presumably retina as well
Lightning connector and A5 DUAL Core chip as well
Heisenberg
Graphics are up to 7x faster than previous iPod touch
Heisenberg
that new iPod touch is unreal… Add 3G and wipe out everybody!
Heisenberg
AAPL $665.42
Heisenberg
The iPod camera has a 5MP sensor, backside illumination, f/2.5 apeture and all kinds of other goodies
Heisenberg
ANd you can download iPhoto from the App Store and do some photo editing on there, too. Also the Panorama feature makes an appearance here
Heisenberg
There’s also a new button called an iPod touch loop that pops out when you touch it. it’s for attaching an included wrist strap
Heisenberg
$665.39
Heisenberg
Facetime HD camera, 720p, face detection. All the stuff you’d expect from the front-facing cam
Also gets the 802.11 a/b/g/n Wi-Fi bump BUT NO 4G AAPL $665.82
Heisenberg
AirPlay Mirroring on your iPod touch, though! Which is nice, gonna pair great with that wristband
And Siri is moving to the iPod touch as well. It’ll also come in white, black, blue, and yello, and red.
$666.00
Heisenberg
No pricing announced just yet. The shuffles will stay the same except for the colors
Heisenberg
NEW PRODUCT… EARPODS.. Apple spent three years designing them, says Cook. They are in fact what was leaked a couple weeks ago
Heisenberg
earpods Shipping today as a standalone AAPL $664.07
Heisenberg
iPod shuffle: $50, 2GB, 7 new colors. iPod nano: 16GB for $150
Heisenberg
4th gen iPOd touch, 16GB for $200. New iPod touch, 32GB for $300
AAPL $663.69
Heisenberg
that’s that… AAPL $662.00 panic sell the news time.
Heisenberg
So to recap… new iPhone 5.. elongated screen, new plug, fast as fuck… I’m sold. AAPL $662.67
Jakegint
What was the thing about “Death of Pin 30?”
Thanks for the live blog btw.
At least someone appreciated it!
😉
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Heisenberg
Thank you Sir… I hope I didn’t piss anyone off with it..wanted to try it with AAPL stock movement throughout the announcement… maybe bring in some more traffic for it..the twitter feed kept crashing…Fly’s gonna ban me for that, eh?
Death of 30 pin= no more 30 pin dock/ charger connector.. they went with a 80% smaller one called “the lightning”.. one good thing is it is reversible so both ends are the same.. and it is on the iphone 5 and the new ipods touches and nano..