So I walked into the car dealership to finalize the paperwork on a new car expecting a decent rate maybe 2-4%. Nope! zero point fucking zero. As a trader who is completely bearish on the global growth/stock market (and positioned bearish) I have to thank Big Ben today. These fuckers will make no money on the life of this loan and it feels great. My usual bearshitter self can’t stand Ben and the QE beggars on most days, but today the man gets a pass.
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Thank the 0. Ben just doing the mandated strut. It is a new form of walking. Used often when on camera and what not.
Starting at Harvard Business School in the fall for my MBA. I don’t need a loan but at 2.25% why would I turn it down.