As you know by now, “The Fly” is roaming his office in a long cape, similar to the one seen in the epic movie “The Count of Monte Cristo.” Now, you might ponder to yourself: “Why the fuck is Fly roaming around in a cape?”
My answer to you, as always, is “shut the fuck up, you stupid bastard. Get me a cup of tea, 2 lumps, heavy creme, no butter, thanks.”
There is a certain level of professionalism, demonstrated on this website, that cannot be duplicated elsewhere. Had you followed my sage advice, over the last 2 weeks, you would have went bananas, but richly rewarded. I have played along with this tape, via long and short positions, better than any known man in the history of investing, scientifically of course.
At the present, my only meaningful short positions are in DUG/ERY. My longs stretch for miles, in various Chinese related names; and they make me happy.
See folks, “The Fly” aka Senor Tropicana aka Plutonium Petey aka HORATIO CLAWHAMMER is all about bowling on stupid bastards who bet against him. I’m too fast for you slow gun grabbing goat ball lickers. It’s like playing baseball against a team of retards, almost.
Anyway, into this circle jerk of optimism, I might (it’s still very early) sell some of my longs, which includes FXI, CHL, MT, JRJC, YZC and BUCY, in order to enter the weekend with totalitarian dominion over this market and, yes indeud [sic], the financial blogosphere.
Never forget, you other bloggers are like little fish getting a free ride on my fucking fins. Keep fucking with me and I’ll bite your stupid heads off.
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