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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Get Your Rebate Check Spending Game On

With like 10 hurricanes set to smash into the U.S., it is expected that oil will drop another $100. Basically, for each hurricane that hits the U.S., deduct $10 from the price of crude. With Hannah and Ike on deck, just take off another $20 right here, take the money—then go to the mall.

Look at the mall, it’s booming today.

Wow, J. Crew Group, Inc. [[JCG]] , American Eagle Outfitters [[AEO]] , Borders Group, Inc. [[BGP]] , Coldwater Creek Inc. [[CWTR]] and Zumiez Inc. [[ZUMZ]] are smoking off of cheap oil. And, let’s not forget to stuff our faces, via Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. [[CMG]] , Einstein Noah Restaurant Group, Inc. [[BAGL]] , Jack in the Box Inc. [[JBX]] , Brinker International, Inc. [[EAT]] and Yum! Brands, Inc. [[YUM]] .

How delightful!

Oh, just in case you were unaware, the housing market has bottomed too. Just go ahead and get long [[LOW]] and The Home Depot, Inc. [[HD]] , while you’re rich.

With all of these commodity prices coming down, I feel like tracking down Jim “the bow tie” Rogers, so that I may punch his eyebrows off. What say you, pinhead?

Booyah, the homies are running. Can you hear the jack hammers going? Listen very closely, I bet you can hear the profanity coming out of your local construction site.

Wow, God bless President Obama and candidate McCain. We have ourselves one heck of a good economy.

By the way, since everyone is rich again, why not go eat a few rib eyes, at [[RUTH]] ?

Okay, I’m done. Back to throwing darts at pictures of Hurricane Gustav.

NOTE: In real life I am long Barnes & Noble, Inc. [[BKS]] , [[HD]], Wachovia Corporation [[WB]] , Starbucks Corporation [[SBUX]] and The Clorox Company [[CLX]] . Booyah times two!

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Fly Buys: FCX, DIG, IEO, SKF, SRS, FXP

I bought 2,000 Freeport-McMoRan Copper & Gold Inc. [[FCX]] @ $83.14, 2,000 [[DIG]] @ $78.40, 2,000 [[IEO]] @ $63.29, 3,000 [[SKF]] @ $113.16, 1,000 [[SRS]] @ $84.25 and 2,000 [[FXP]] @ $84.98.

Disclaimer: If you buy any of the above stock because of this post, Hurricane Ike will smack your portfolio around like Tina. And, you may lose money.

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Hurricanes are for Jerks

Fine. Give it to me. It is a well deserved lashing, getting all ecstatic over ‘canes and oil rigs. Sometimes I can’t help myself. Anyone who is lucky enough to know me is aware of my obsessive/compulsive behavior towards hurricanes and how they affect oil rigs.

However, many of you gay people out there, who are short oil, didn’t expect the market to rip higher like this, did you?

See, you may have your little thesis, written down in a pink Hello-Kitty book, somewhere, that states: “when the economies of the world are weak, oil shall trade down.” I’m sure you kept that page bookmarked, and sprayed with bubble gum perfume, right? But, the market is not reflecting that.

Instead, we are trapped inside a stupid “Bernananke box,” where the destruction of inflation somehow means jobs will be created and people will buy Coach bags, ad nauseum.

Personally, I like oil men. I have lots of oil men as clients. They know how to throw a party, let me tell you.

The knee-jerk move here is to buy the oil dip. However, I never like to buy into this type of blood, while already underwater. Instead, I will direct new capital to my new trade: long [[SKF]] or Equinix, Inc. [[EQIX]] .

Also, just for fun, I’ve been buying [[FXP]] , which also gets me short PetroChina Company Limited (ADR) [[PTR]] and CNOOC Limited (ADR) [[CEO]] —making it an effective hedge against my egregious oil longs.

NOTE: There are more hurricanes coming. I promise.

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Welcome to the Great Commodity Collapse of 2008

On days like this, you have to love the market.

There I was on Friday, taking down oil stocks/shorting banks, thinking I was cooler than a penguin in an ice box, then BAM: hurricane Gustav destroyed me—instead of those stupid rigs.

Sweet irony.

No, really, it will not destroy me; but it will be a set back.

It’s 6:50am (et), my early guess, [[DIG]] trades down $9, Arena Resources, Inc. [[ARD]] makes Woodshedder look like a genius and [[SKF]] will touch down on $112 again.

Essentially, the oil/commodity trade is being dismantled/shot in the head, because a stupid storm did not destroy our oil/gas infrastructure.

Naturally, it’s a little more complicated than that. However, as gay as it sounds, Hurricane Gustav just gave a blow job to gay men who are short oil. How do you like that?

In short, I was wrong on this trade. It was risky and I knew it.

Nonetheless, we must all make our beds, then lay in them, no?

Immediately, to stem my losses, I will get long a variety of names. Off the top of my head, more Barnes & Noble, Inc. [[BKS]] and Equinix, Inc. [[EQIX]] sounds good.

The oil bubble is pissing in the street. Be sure to not attempt to catch it. You’ll just get your hands wet with urine—and that would be disgusting.

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Gustav Winners and Loosers [sic]

Losers:

Broker A and the long oil, based upon a ‘Deacon of Death’ appearance, ilk.

Winners:

Retail names and gay men who are short crude.

Losers:

Montpelier Re Holdings Ltd. [[MRH]] will get hit hard with insurance claims.

Winners:

Pike Electric Corporation [[PEC]] , DXP Enterprises, Inc. [[DXPE]] and The Shaw Group Inc. [[SGR]] will have work to do.

Losers:

This guy.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94TuoCFWotI 450 300]

Winners:

Possible spike in lumber prices may help out BlueLinx Holdings Inc. [[BXC]] and [[JCTCF]]

Losers:

General Motors Corporation [[GM]] , due to closure of the Port of Louisiana (rubber, steel)

Winners:

With oil coming down, stocks like Eagle Materials, Inc. [[EXP]] , Martin Marietta Materials, Inc. [[MLM]] and Vulcan Materials Company [[VMC]] may get a pop, much to my chagrin.

Losers:

People who bet on long shot plays, like [[GV]] , [[IPII]] , [[FUEL]] , [[CLWT]] and Builders FirstSource, Inc. [[BLDR]] .

Winners:

“The Fly,” since he is always in a state of victory, even when he appears to be losing badly.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yLkz7RDfVg 450 300]

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Reporters Circle Jerking Around Levees

Sadly, there was no catastrophic damage appropriated to the stupid rigs in the gulf. Now, it’s no longer fun. I do not want to see the levees break, effectively wiping out Geraldo Rivera.

That would make for “good television,” but entirely “unfun.”

In other news, my weather man is telling me to “watch out for Ike.” He’s coming hard off of Africa and is looking to slap a few oil rigs around.

As for the sell off in crude: entirely overdone.

On the other hand, if oil is to get its brains blown out, due to a “Global Recession,” well then, so will the industrials and the banks.

You cannot have it both ways.

More on this later.

UPDATE: There was some minor damage done to oil/gas infrastructure. I’ll be out for most of the day. Check out the Oil Drum blog for excellent commentary, pertaining to the energy markets.

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Refiners Should Run—And So Should You

I offer mixed messages on a drunken Sunday night.

With Gustav strengthening and barreling down on coastal morons, with several storms behind it, people who are gay/short oil are set to have their heads sawed off—taliban style—when trade opens on Tuesday.

I have a number of engineering, lumber and water filtration stocks worth perusing. However, let’s keep those on the back burner, until after the damage is assessed. One thing to note, Louisiana is the largest port for rubber and steel in the country. I suspect the price of rubber, steel and copper will take off. Keep an eye on coffee too.

Pick your favorite copper and steel stocks, while shorting General Motors Corporation [[GM]] and Ford Motor Company [[F]] .

At the minimum, the refiners are all screaming buys here, as the price of gasoline spikes higher—due to outages. Think crack spread.

At the present, I am long Valero Energy Corporation [[VLO]] and Western Refining, Inc. [[WNR]] . It makes sense to quietly buy the ones with the largest short positions.

Courtesy of iBC’s PPT service (it can do everything), here is a list of all U.S. refiners, sorted by percentage of shares sold short. Yes, “The Fly” went long the refiner with the biggest short position, as he intends on winning again.

WNR Western Refining Inc (WNR) 29.9
TSO Tesoro Corp (TSO) 19.8
SUN Sunoco Inc (SUN) 16.1
SUF Sulphco Inc (SUF) 12.8
FTO Frontier Oil Corp (FTO) 11
HOC Holly Corp (HOC) 8.7
PETD Petroleum Development Corp (PETD) 8.1
XTXI Crosstex Energy Inc (XTXI) 7.3
ALJ Alon USA Energy Inc (ALJ) 7
VLO Valero Energy Corp (VLO) 2.6
DK Delek US Holdings Inc (DK) 2.6
CVI CVR Energy Inc (CVI) 2.6
MUR Murphy Oil Corp (MUR) 2.4
EPE Enterprise GP Holdings LP (EPE) 2.3
CLMT Calumet Specialty Products Partners LP (CLMT) 1.8
SYNM Syntroleum Corp (SYNM) 1.5
HES Hess Corp (HES) 1.5
MRO Marathon Oil Corp (MRO) 1.2

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Go Do Some Research

Courtesy of iBankCoin’s PPT Service, which will launch on the 79th anniversary of Black Monday (October 28th), I offer you a list of all of the publicly traded companies headquartered in Louisiana.

NOTE:The PPT” can do everything.

Albemarle Corporation [[ALB]] , Amedisys, Inc. [[AMED]] , Cleco Corporation [[CNL]] , CenturyTel, Inc. [[CTL]] , Energy Partners, Ltd. [[EPL]] , Entergy Corporation [[ETR]] , Gulf Island Fabrication, Inc. [[GIFi]] , Global Industries, Ltd. [[GLBL]] , H&E Equipment Services, Inc. H&E Equipment Services, Inc. H&E Equipment Services, Inc. [[HEES]] , Hornbeck Offshore Services, Inc. [[HOS]] , IBERIABANK Corporation [[IBKC]] , Lamar Advertising Company [[LAMR]] , LHC Group, Inc. [[LHCG]] , McMoRan Exploration Co. [[MMR]] , [[MSL]] , [[PHII]] , Pool Corporation [[POOL]] , PetroQuest Energy, Inc. [[PQ]] , The Shaw Group Inc. [[SGR]] , Stone Energy Corporation [[SGY]] , Superior Energy Services, Inc. [[SPN]] , Stewart Enterprises, Inc. [[STEI]] , Tidewater Inc. [[TDW]] , Whitney Holding Corp. [[WTNY]] .

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Gustav is a “Cat 5 Killer”—Run for Cover

Our local weather man is on fire. He’s like a tornado wrapped inside an inferno, wrapped inside a super cyclone—heading for the internet.

Serious Note: Gustav is a beast. If you live near the “Red Neck Riviera,” you should evacuate now.

UPDATE: “The Fly” has a bunch of fantastic hurricane plays (he kept his notes from Katrina). However, if I gave them to you, that would be like giving them away. Sorry folks, they’re for closers only.

More on this later.

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