All day, my gains were so severe, so intense, I decided to walk about the office dressed in German garb, speaking with a very heavy bavarian accent, despite not having any ancestral links to the rhine of anywhere remotely close to Bavaria.
The market slid a bit into there bell. However, my gains in CRTO, SPLK, IFON, BLOX, NUS and EZPW pissed on the faces of those betting against me. I told you cowards “you’d rue the day when you bet against me” and now you know what I meant.
My next play of size is SPLK. Of course I love EZPW for their predatory lending practices, hoodwinking the under-class into hocking their family heirlooms for pennies on the dollar. And of course I love SALE for being the next YELP. But SPLK has the goods.
They are your go-to play for profiting from NSA surveillance on the American people. Scratch that: they are your go to play for NSA surveillance, globally.
Our good friend, GappingandYapping summed up SPLK’s business in a brief, yet eloquent, paragraph, emailed to yours truly:
The NSA uses Splunk $SPLK to index all of your data that they collect. Once this data is loaded into Splunk they can search for any term, metadata, date/time contained within this info and use that for correlation. Let’s say you are running for office in the Ukraine (or Amerika) and you post on Twitter that you going to see your sick grandma after work. Your wife responds to you wishing her well. Those logs from Twitter are immediately loaded into Splunk with IP address (meta data). At the same time your “girlfriend” posts on Twitter that she is going on a date with her “boyfriend” tonight. You are at her house posting from her IP address as is she. Immediately the NSA can correlate those IP’s and determine that you are actually at her house and having an affair. They soon leak this data to certain people and the story gets going and you get fucked. This is how it works and Splunk is the core to hold all of this data and make it searchable with just a few clicks. This big datacenter in Utah will use Splunk to index all of the data and at a heavily discounted cost of likely $300 – $1000 per gig that’s a windfall for $SPLK.
So as you can see, this quarter’s earnings for SPLK are immaterial. This is a long term proposition. With the shares trading at a paltry 35x sales, I reckon they are “cheap” in this world we find ourselves trapped inside of, particularly when compared to What’s App. If they continue to grow at 60% per annum, those same shares will be trading much cheaper this time next year. Hence, as long as the NSA is interested in your terroristic activities, I should be long shares of SPLK–and so should you.
Gute-Nacht
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUY3PO4E0g
THE UKRAINE IS WEAK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw
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