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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Jarring Scene Just Moments After Brussels Attacks

I apologize for not covering the markets response. I will get to that soon. This video was taken almost immediately after the attacks. It makes my blood boil.

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Trump Rattles Liberal CBS Anchors: ‘This is Peanuts Compared to What’s Going to Happen’

This was one of the better exchanges this morning, as President Trump makes the rounds. A visibly rattled set of very nice and ‘progressive’ women trying to deal with Trump’s alpha-male rhetoric almost drove them insane. You can tell they wanted to jump out from the chair and scratch someone, preferably Trump.

They just couldn’t believe the non PC shit that was flowing out of his mouth. They used to a much more gentler type of man, especially when at work.

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Trump on Brussels Attacks: ‘Our Government Has No Idea What’s Happening’

Trump is out making the rounds today, post Brussels attack, which has killed more than 30 and injured upwards of 150.

He’s predicting doom for the world, as liberal policies stymie security concerns and the migration from the middle east plagues the ancient cities across Europe.

‘They see what’s happening and do nothing to stop it.’

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28 Killed, Scores Injured in Suicide Attacks Across Brussels

One day after capturing the mastermind behind the Paris attacks and this happens? I don’t believe in coincidences.

This is heart wrenching. So far, 28 are confirmed dead with over 60 injured in a multiple explosion attack in Brussels. Apparently both their airport and subway were the targets.

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B. Clinton: ‘Let’s Put the Awful Past 8 Years Behind Us’

I am certain they will spin this by saying “B. Clinton was high off cocaine and didn’t have his marbles about him.” Or, maybe they’ll say ‘Bill was undergoing brain surgery at the time of his speech and cannot be held accountable for the words coming out from his mouth.’

Without question, Bill just rebuked Obama and his entire Presidency, from hoof to horn.

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Blackrock: Recession is Off the Table; Abandon the Ark

The bullish lads over at Blackrock, whom I often see running about Princeton like muppets with brooms up their backs, suggest that you sell treasuries, abandon the ark, and come to grips with the fact that recession is off the table.

“Economic indicators this week may show the U.S. economy experienced a mild slowdown but is not headed for a recession,” Richard Turnill, the global chief investment strategist, wrote in a report Monday on the company’s website. Investors should have an “underweight” position in Treasuries, according to the report. New York-based BlackRock manages $4.6 trillion.

Saying to underweight treasuries is code talk for get long stocks.

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Stockman: The Fed are Blind Arsonists; S&P Heading For 1,300

Professional bear pornographer, David Stockman, was gleeful with joy at the specter of a whole slew of bears getting ensnared in the bear net, almost like he knew something the rest of us didn’t. He is predicting dark days, global recession and pain, as well as agony. Your portfolios will be cast aside for vultures to devour, leaving you naked by the roadside, a poor forked radish.

According to David Stockman, it’s all a scam. The Fed are ‘blind arsonists’ without dry powder, running backwards, naked, in an ornery cornfield.

His target for the S&P for 2016 is 1,300.

BEHOLD.

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Assclown H. Schiller v B. Ackman, Round 1

In an unbelievable move today, former CFO H. Schiller refused to resign from the Valeant board of directors, which had to have come at the request of a certain W. A. Ackman. His tenure at Valeant has been nothing less than dreadful, as the companies disclosures have been abysmal and haven’t even been able to file its 10k yet, placing the company at the mercy of lenders.

As Ackman and Pershing fight for their lives and descend upon Valeant like fucking vultures in search of bountiful roadside protein, I suspect Mr. Schiller’s life on the VRX board will become inexorably arduous.

“The improper conduct of the company’s former chief financial officer and former corporate controller, which resulted in the provision of incorrect information to the committee and the company’s auditors, contributed to the misstatement of results,” Valeant said in the statement.

Schiller fired back Monday.

“At no time did I engage in any improper conduct that relates to any restatement of revenue the Company is considering,” Schiller said in a statement. “As a result of the fact that I did not engage in any improper conduct regarding this proposed restatement, I have respectfully declined the request from the company’s board to resign from the board.”

Under the company’s clawback policy, Schiller, whom the board chose to be interim CEO while Pearson was on medical leave, may be forced to pay back some of the $26.1 million in incentive compensation he received as chief financial officer in 2014.

He received $26 million in 2014. Perhaps his refusal to step down has something to do with the clawback policy. We shall see.

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Goldman Raises $224 Million in Secondary Offering For Concho Resources

The recent respite in crude prices has provided the market with the necessary illusion that all is well, allowing for massive capital raises amongst some of the better positioned energy firms.

The god fearing folks over at Goldman filed an S-3 after the bell, raising $224 million for CXO at a proposed price of $101.40, about $3 below today’s closing price.

Indeud.

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