For those of you who are ardent followers of the site and enjoy the content provided hitherto, please accept this great gift I lay before you: free access into the halls of gentlemen.
After carousing the software and bearing witness to unparalleled greatness, of a magnanimous scale, I hope you will join. Just know, all profits garnered from the membership of the fine readers of iBankCoin go towards the development and production of the Orbital Space Cannon (OSC), both designed and designated for offensive purposes only.
In addition to that, from the revenues generated by your good graces, I am afforded a char-wallah, who is, essentially, a man-servant dedicated to making my tea. Sometimes I prefer Earl Grey tea with milk and honey. Other times, when I am in a cantankerous mood, I simply drink it black.
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