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Since you’re unable to do this yourselves, I will gift you a small morsel of my wisdom and tell you which stocks are going to rip higher and soon.

Do yourselves a favor and get long biotech.

Reason being: Drumpf can’t fuck with it and Chinese trade wars cannot affect their nefarious dealings. We want to position in names with momentum. Fuck the turn arounds.

Top picks: FATE, UMRX, ARRY

There are a few more I’m interested in. If you want those, GET IN Exodus.

My other picks are pieces of shit that want to barrel higher like a comedy of drunken laughs. I stormed into GPRO and DDD like the Kool-Aid guy today, hoping others would follow behind me.

In SAAS, I got some BOX, OKTA, and COUP.

I like pot — because that’s what Canada is smoking. CGC and CRON will rip tomorrow.

Lastly, I have one China stock left, BSTI. I’m not that bullish on it, but I gather from the spiritual winds that I literally cannot lose — so it’s probably going higher too.

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Fly Buy: $FATE, ARRY

I whittled myself down from 80% cash to 25% today, buying FATE as my last new position for the day. I think it’s apropos to own such a ticker, since my own fate is already forged into the rocks of my own DNA, which is made from bacon, whiskey, and gun powder, and that my friends is a winner.

I cannot lose. Watch all of the stocks purchased today careen higher and there’s nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.

UPDATE: Biotech is the new hot sector. I stepped in and bought ARRY. Cash down to 20%.

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I Keep Buying Stocks — Nothing Can Stop Me — Cash Down to 30%

These are headlines designed to draw out my haters. Much to my chagrin, they’ve made themselves scarce these days, probably preferring their heroin needles and their bottles of booze rather than messing with the man inside of the FUCKING TIME MACHINE.

Listen to me now, for I will not repeat myself.

Markets will go higher.

Even if markets go down, I’ll still go higher.

I bought CRON, DDD, and GPRO this morning from the dentist’s office.

Now I bought OKTA and COUP — cash levels reduced to 30%.

Hell, you can see my stocks. After all, Exodus is now open for free trials for anyone who wants to try it for 7 days. You can look at my quant picks and see that they’re up 1.2% today, absolutely crushing the SPY.


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I Bought 3 New Stocks — Here’s Your Chance to Try to Stop Me

I’m 32 for my last 33. Your attempts to stop me have thusly failed, rather miserably. Being the generous man I am, I present to you another chance at vengence. Instead of buying great companies at high valuations, I am buying piece of shits at high valuations.

Ergo, your chance to stop me.

I bought CRON, GPRO, and DDD.

That’s right, fucked face. I bought a pot stock, a stupid helmet camera, and some 3D printer, designed for retards who want to manufacture iPhone cases in their cellars.

It’s also worth noting that my CGC reversed lower and is down and I am also down from my basis on both DDD and CRON. This could be the very beginning of the end of Le Fly.

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Please Help Me Learn How to Lose

This is like the Twilight Zone episode when the guy was dead, winning all the time at gambling, sticking up banks, getting chicks etc — never losing. It was later on revealed that this place he resided in, an apparent paradise, was in fact hell. I too have been trying to lose for weeks now, sashaying effervescently into long necked giraffe-like stocks, only to find myself on the receiving end of a most egregious victory.

Just yesterday, I bough CGC, hoping my 32 for 33 stock picking success winning streak would come to a very abrupt end. Then I come to find out Canada legalized pot and the fucking stock is sharply higher in the pre-market.

Did I die and this is my hell, a world of wanton victories without drawdowns? I must admit, this sordid brand of hedonism isn’t what you might think it is, from an emotional standpoint. The wins aren’t as exciting without the losses — the proverbial punch to the gut that makes you want to spit up your balls and maybe a lung.

Futures are up over 100 and I’ll probably put a lot of my 80% cash back to work today, in a true college spirited effort to lose some of it.

Wish me luck!

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Canada Passes Bill to Legalize Weed for Recreational Purposes — Prepare to Get High

One could always count on the royalists from the north to partake in grand acts of degeneracy. For such a small, minuscule, insignificant nation, it talks a big game and does a lot of crazy shit. It’s like a giant trailer park of people living in America’s attic.

The Senate passed the bill to legalize pot, which now goes to “royal assent” for finalization. What in the fuck is royal assent and why are they using the vernacular of a monarch. Is there a fucking King of Canada, and if so, who is this gent?

Bill C-45 now moves to royal assent, the final step in the legislative process. That could occur within days at the government’s discretion. The government’s desire to see home grown marijuana permitted across Canada eventually prevailed, and a proposal from the Senate to allow provinces and territories to ban them has been stripped from the final bill.

“We have witnessed today a very historic vote that ends 90 years of prohibition, that’s historic. It ends 90 years of needless criminalization, it ends a prohibition model that inhibited and discouraged public health, and community health approaches in favour of ‘just say no.’ Approaches that simply failed our young people miserably,” independent Senator Tony Dean said after the vote.

But not all Senators were happy with it.

“This bill does not do what the overarching goal says it does, which is to reduce the marijuana use among young people,” Tory Senator Leo Housakos said. “The message for me is be very cautious, just because it’s legal doesn’t make it right. Educate yourself, and take cautious steps because what you do today will invariably have an impact on your life for years to come.”

Might I add, Le Fly enters tomorrow long a Canadian pot stock, CGC, which is sharply higher in after hour’s trade.

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Eighty Percent Cash into the Close; “The Fly’s” Trading Streak Extends to 32 of 33

It would be ironic if my streak ended lazily with a gap lower in CGC, wouldn’t it? Dare I say, my streak would go up in smoke?

Fact of the matter is, there was nothing redeeming about the session. We had lowlights in biotechs and a few other meaningless sectors; but for the most part — it was a down day.

My Quant account traded lower by ~0.4% and my active account was, in fact, higher for the day — mainly because I cannot lose. I sold both FIVN and QTWO today for profit, both up on a rather moribund day.

New additions included CGC and UMRX. I was tempted to do others, but held back because buying stocks here might lead to losses. I do not lose; therefore, I do not buy stocks into bad tapes.


PS +20%
SOGO +16%
MDB +12%
PVTL +13.5%
QD -3%
SSTI +7%
HUBS +10%
IQ +32%
BITA +4%
SMAR +26% (doubled up)
ZUO +21%
BILI +12% (doubled up)
HUYA +19%
OSTK +2.7%
BILI +20.5%
CBLK +16%
EVBG +7.2%
APPN +9%
ZEN +6%
CLPS +104%
BL +2%
PS +4%
SMAR +4.8%
APPF +0.15%
FIZZ +16%
SHAK +12%
YEXT +12%
AMBO +37%
NEW +23%
FIVN +2.9%
QTWO +1.9%

Good day.

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Short Stocks Now If You Think Trump is Crazy

Okay, we’ve finally reached the point of no return. All of the talk and rhetoric have led us to this cross-roads, an A/B choice that will be decided upon by President Trump.

Half of you hate him and truly believe he’s fucking nuts. This is your chance to cash in on his crazy. By my vantage point, the China trade wars can only be won or lost, there will not be a tie. Moreover, if you believe Trump will go all the way on China — fucking their factories and burning their cities to the ground, buy SPY puts now.

If, by chance, you believe in 3-D chess, this being just another one of Captain Trump’s elaborate plans that will eventually lead to a masterful checkmate, sort of like his campaign chief behind bars now, buy stocks today.

You have a decision to make, pal. What’s it gonna be?

Here’s the chief of Goldman Ballsacks, discussing the idea that Trump might be exhibiting a strong negotiation position, or perhaps fucking apeshit nuts. He doesn’t sound vert confident, maybe even scared.

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Back to the Lab to Conduct Experimental Gene Therapy Tests — Long $UMRX

This is a very experimental trade. I’m betting here that the bioscience community are so fucking narcissistic and full of themselves, they’ll completely ignore the market and forge ahead, whilst nodding at one another and acknowledging each others social and professional rank.

I went long UMRX because the entire gene therapy space in 100% fire.

Here is the biotech sector inside Exodus — which by the way, we’re now open for 7 day free trials, with exception to people who’ve already trialed. If you’ve trialed, fucking join already and be an honorable human being.

Looking for $17-20 for UMRX.

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Time to Smoke Out the Competition and Get Long Degeneracy: $CGC

America loves their drugs, especially pot. From coast to coast, this is a country very high, believe me — exhibiting massive degrees of degeneracy via marijuana. Sure, they’ll say it’s for medicinal purposes — but they’re fucking liars. Do you know why they’re liars? Interestingly enough, it’s because they’re also degenerates.

With the advent of legal pot, Mexican cartels now focus their diligent efforts on killing Americans via heroin.

Meanwhile, there is plenty of money to be made off drugs. As an enterprising man, one of capitalistic means, I endeavor to grab a piece of this drug trade and become a dealer of sorts myself, via CGC.

Naturally, this is a Canadian company — because all bad things begin and end in Canada, a land forged by traitorous scoundrels who once burned down our beloved White House. Alas, I’m not here to make you feel miserable about your Canadian citizenship, but instead embrace you like the retarded cousin you are.

Look, me too, I am long pot and hope to soon smoke out the competition. The chart looks wonderful and the core shareholders are so fucking stoned, they don’t even know the markets are down today. By my vantage point, we can hide out in this smokehouse for weeks on end and continue to make money whilst the entire world around us burns.

Speaking of burn, if you’re short CGC — prepare to have your faces peeled off.

Le Fly cannot lose. It’s literally impossible. Bet against me and find out.

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