ChessnWine Wins!

Who Should Be iBankCoin’s Next Tabbed Blogger?

Mr. Caine Thaler
(91)
ChessNwine
(239)

Total votes: 330

I could let the election go into the night; but more pressing concerns are abound. Congratulations to John McCain Thaler for losing an election that was designed to be won for him. He will reflect on this loss as one of the worst defeats of his adult life and realize, many years from now, how gay today really was, indeed.

As for ChessnWine: great job on the grass roots effort, by way of capturing the hearts and minds of the distinguished members of The PPT aka iBankCoin’s aristocracy. Like in real life, Chessnwine won the election due to his appeal to the “worthwhile persons,” even though Mr. McCain Thaler had mass appeal with the ordinary “commercial class,” whose numbers tower over the “worthwhile persons” list, but, like in real life, don’t bother voting—since that shit is “boring.”

In other news, Europe is going Bernanke, in order to stave off a run on the EU. They promise to print a staggering 440 billion to achieve these means, which means, without a doubt, “clownish” inflation is BACK on the table. My game plan is contingent upon the first hour of U.S. trading, so I will refrain from making any statements now, only to recall them later. Just know, I am prepared to deal with whatever the market throws my way, AND MORE.

UPDATE: Samsonite Hamburgalar offers his take on the European bailout.

iBC Presents: Fly Hires a New Rep

I will be busy all day tomorrow. So, in an effort to offer an early morning Sunday surprise, I give you my latest cartoon.

Enjoy.

The Fly Meets Sam Fries.

The Mother of All Melt-Ups is Upon Us

It appears my 10,000 shares of [[SRS]] will be “swimming in red ink” come Monday morning. But then again, for me, 10,000 shares of a $5 stock is like a sip of whiskey for a homeless bum. Actually, I am rooting for the market to go “GODZILLA to the UPSIDE”, so that I may recoup ferocious losses in Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . I feel, as always, FTK is ready to perform autopsies on live bearshitters, if that makes any sense (it certainly does not).

I will have you know, I am in possession of the world’s greatest stock pick and I care not, to say the least, to share it with you.

The Greeks have been bailed out by their bitches and the world will now rejoice. There is something to be said about the fucking Greeks and their proclivity to fuck people out of money. They are, without a doubt, without honor. And, I wish the Persian armies of the East will fuck them up something awful, burning down their libraries and enslaving the Greek elderly to work inside of filthy ceramic factories.

Two important matters:

1. If you are a web developer and have crazy skills, email me your qualifications (find my email address you lazy fucker). I might have some temp work for you.

2. I am just getting started, so prepare for egregious developments.

UPDATE: MrkcBill came to visit me at my office and the transcripts of our meeting were turned into a short film. Enjoy.

EGREGIOUS UPDATES:
I tried my own hand at making these short films.

The Fly Meets DevilDog’s assistant, part I

The Fly meets DevilDog’s assistant, part II

Fly Show: Episode #1

I am done for the day. I nearby went to 100% cash. I will think this market through this evening, over a warm cup of Earl Grey tea, indeed. In the meantime, BEHOLD, “The Fly Show” episode #1.

Enjoy.

NOTE: Here is the post, pertaining to this clip.

ChessnWine Wins!

Who Should Be iBankCoin’s Next Tabbed Blogger?

Mr. Caine Thaler
(91)
ChessNwine
(239)

Total votes: 330

I could let the election go into the night; but more pressing concerns are abound. Congratulations to John McCain Thaler for losing an election that was designed to be won for him. He will reflect on this loss as one of the worst defeats of his adult life and realize, many years from now, how gay today really was, indeed.

As for ChessnWine: great job on the grass roots effort, by way of capturing the hearts and minds of the distinguished members of The PPT aka iBankCoin’s aristocracy. Like in real life, Chessnwine won the election due to his appeal to the “worthwhile persons,” even though Mr. McCain Thaler had mass appeal with the ordinary “commercial class,” whose numbers tower over the “worthwhile persons” list, but, like in real life, don’t bother voting—since that shit is “boring.”

In other news, Europe is going Bernanke, in order to stave off a run on the EU. They promise to print a staggering 440 billion to achieve these means, which means, without a doubt, “clownish” inflation is BACK on the table. My game plan is contingent upon the first hour of U.S. trading, so I will refrain from making any statements now, only to recall them later. Just know, I am prepared to deal with whatever the market throws my way, AND MORE.

UPDATE: Samsonite Hamburgalar offers his take on the European bailout.

iBC Presents: Fly Hires a New Rep

I will be busy all day tomorrow. So, in an effort to offer an early morning Sunday surprise, I give you my latest cartoon.

Enjoy.

The Fly Meets Sam Fries.

The Mother of All Melt-Ups is Upon Us

It appears my 10,000 shares of [[SRS]] will be “swimming in red ink” come Monday morning. But then again, for me, 10,000 shares of a $5 stock is like a sip of whiskey for a homeless bum. Actually, I am rooting for the market to go “GODZILLA to the UPSIDE”, so that I may recoup ferocious losses in Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . I feel, as always, FTK is ready to perform autopsies on live bearshitters, if that makes any sense (it certainly does not).

I will have you know, I am in possession of the world’s greatest stock pick and I care not, to say the least, to share it with you.

The Greeks have been bailed out by their bitches and the world will now rejoice. There is something to be said about the fucking Greeks and their proclivity to fuck people out of money. They are, without a doubt, without honor. And, I wish the Persian armies of the East will fuck them up something awful, burning down their libraries and enslaving the Greek elderly to work inside of filthy ceramic factories.

Two important matters:

1. If you are a web developer and have crazy skills, email me your qualifications (find my email address you lazy fucker). I might have some temp work for you.

2. I am just getting started, so prepare for egregious developments.

UPDATE: MrkcBill came to visit me at my office and the transcripts of our meeting were turned into a short film. Enjoy.

EGREGIOUS UPDATES:
I tried my own hand at making these short films.

The Fly Meets DevilDog’s assistant, part I

The Fly meets DevilDog’s assistant, part II

Fly Show: Episode #1

I am done for the day. I nearby went to 100% cash. I will think this market through this evening, over a warm cup of Earl Grey tea, indeed. In the meantime, BEHOLD, “The Fly Show” episode #1.

Enjoy.

NOTE: Here is the post, pertaining to this clip.

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