Everything is going to be alight, now that (SGG: 53.00 -3.57%) bounced. I was starting to get worried about a worldwide sugar glut, which would lead to the inevitable destruction of the human race as we know it. It’s smooth sailing here, on a rainy NYC afternoon—as volatility is [...]
Think again.
My mind works in mysterious ways. All day, I’ve been brainstorming/obsessing over the sudden and precipitous drop in the price of sugar and how it relates to the market. Traditionally, confectioners and beverage companies drive the price of sugar. More recently, due to “green initiatives,” sugar based ethanol has contributed to the price as [...]
Why give you fuckers insight? Hell, this market is easy. All you have to do is wake up and buy Research In Motion Limited (USA) (RIMM: 73.66 -1.09%) and Apple Inc. (AAPL: 221.90 -1.22%) , then collect a daily fortune. An “s-cok” for all, with a side order of several 8 balls, 20 cups [...]
VKING must go fuck himself now.
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Yes (He’s a great Guy)
61 votes
42%
No (He can go fuck himself)
84 votes
58%
145 Total Votes
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Basically, the market teetered between gains and losses all day, effectively boring people to death, AND MORE. I’ve been on some non-eating program, whereby I don’t eat. I don’t know why, as a matter of fact. I [...]
Natural gas stocks have been bludgeoned, as of late. However, like all things in life, THEY ARE FUCKING LYING TO YOU.
Case in point: Southwestern Energy Company (SWN: 39.17 -3.95%) looks like a piece of shit on an ice cube tray. However, what you didn’t know, the stock has gone up in April, 20 of [...]
They will be horrific, thanks to the fucking snow and shitty economy. Men dressed in burlap will throw themselves into lit fireplaces, so that you may choke on their black smoke, emanating from their carcasses.
I must admit, as of late, the whole blogging thing is fucking boring me to death. Everyone has their motivation, [...]
