Now I know why the bearshitters are so bitter. When you take a step back and look at the market objectively, as I am now, it is rather ridiculous the way this thing is being manipulated. Thanks to urinal shadows, I am not short any stocks. So, my slight frustration is rather laughable, compared to [...]
The religious zealots of the House of Technical Analysis (HoTA) hates it when I go “full metal jacket” on their religion. I get it. The truth of the matter is, you stupid bastards aren’t even reading charts. Most of you are using your 6th sense to anticipate future stock movements. Tell me guys like CA, [...]
That is the question.
As “The Fly” positions himself for yet another episode of “epic trading,” ask yourself this question: “Am I worthy of reading this site?” I mean that literally. Think about it. You’re over there just wasting time. You annoy your wife on a daily basis with inane subject matters. Your friends think you’re [...]
Gold will collapse under a large pile of “Jakegints,” as the ominous “ETF SAVAGERY” takes hold of retail lemmings.
Long dated Treasuries will advance in price, as everything else just loses its luster.
The Vix index will spike, thanks to the great return of volatility and all of its wholesale fuckery.
The euro will fuck itself, while the [...]
Everything is going to be alight, now that (SGG: 55.23 -3.36%) bounced. I was starting to get worried about a worldwide sugar glut, which would lead to the inevitable destruction of the human race as we know it. It’s smooth sailing here, on a rainy NYC afternoon—as volatility is [...]
Oh when the party ends, I am going to be fucking bowling on your fuckers for getting stuck with sticky bombs. You sit there, in your old fucker lazy boy chair lecturing me about finance, yet I am at ALL-TIME HIGHS. Sure, perhaps if I sniffed a little more, I’d be even higher. As far [...]
