Hey kids. Along with some free government candy corns, how about buying some bank stocks? We can take your 401k’s if you don’t listen or cause you to be paralyzed from the neck down. Play nice and buy some banks, or we will kill you.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Bailout Chief, Goldman Sachs
Hank Paulson, Bailout Guy, U.S Government, Goldman Sachs
Hey people. There is no moral hazard. Our financial system is the envy of the world. Do yourselves a favor and go buy some bank stocks, especially Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. (GS: 177.45 0.00%) , or we’ll kick you out of your homes (we own them now) and [...]
Hank Paulson, U.S. Fannie Mae Debt Manager, Goldman Sachs
Hola amigos.
Estamos teniendo un partido más de aquĂ. Venga unirse a nosotros mediante la compra de unos bancos de las existencias, o lo matan a usted.
¡salud!
Hank
NOTE: For you English speaking type, translate here.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Government Fannie/Freddie Buyout Team, Goldman Sachs
Hey assholes. I’m over here getting the stuffing knocked out of me with these banks. Help a Government brother out and buy some already. Will ya? By the way, Fannie Mae is well capitalized; but we’ll buy them out anyway and stick the shareholders with donuts, or [...]
Help?!!*
Hank Paulson, U.S. Bankruptcy Department, Goldman Sachs
Assholes. Like Nike, just do it. Buy the banks or oil will go to $1,000 and you will die.
Hank Paulson, U.S. Banking Bailout Team, Goldman Sachs
