Fuck you. I am not giving you shit.
Instead, I will offer you a question. The rest you can figure out for yourselves.
There are two newspaper stands, both on the same block. One guy sells “UPDATED NEWS, Live and Real Time.” The other guy sells “CLASSIC NEWS, OLD AS SHIT, BUT BETTER.”
Who will sell more newspapers?
Stay tuned next week for more “FREE BLOGGING LESSONS.”
Oh, by the way, S&P futs are +17 as you read this. Prepare for extreme SHOMPERY via WINSHIPPERY.