After little deliberation, the Teutonic armies of iBankCoin, led by 7 batteries of catapults, sacked the city of York and burned its citizenry to the ground. Much to the Duke’s surprise, his head was removed from his person and shipped south, as a warning to those opposing our rights and freedoms. We have been studying [...]
Drunken midgets shot from cannons, while a grotesquely obese audience prays for a head to wall decapitation.
Gregarious, yet nefarious, executives sell wooden scraps, disguised as metal to unsuspecting smelters, in accordance with grinning accountants.
And finally, ham and egg investors peruse the internet for inarticulate drivel, providing it is filled with acrimonious sentiments, hosted by wildly [...]
Early reports indicate the vampires at Goldman Sachs are readying to suck the life force out of the world and transfeur it to its moonbase, which by the way was built USING TARP FUNDS!?! Here at iBC, we’ve documented, over and over again, Goldman’s obvious intent to mush the faces of lower class American tax [...]
I am too good to address you hapless bastards directly, so I will talk to myself.
Tropicana: Hey Fly, you did pretty good today, especially with your egregious FTK positions. The bears really do suck goat balls, you have to agree.
Fly: Yeah, I agree fuckernutter. But, I also think that you should shut the fuck [...]
We are entering a newly minted Gilded Age, where $500 hamburgers will be deemed cheap and entirely beneath the average run of the mill connoisseur. The Bureau of Welfare will be replaced with high end wineries, where aged California reds will auction for $1,000,000—minimum.
I’ve taken the liberty to secure property, in desolate areas in the [...]
The dot com craze was in full throttle mode and I was taking full advantage. All of the countless hours spent gawking at the bloomberg terminal, researching about the internet, was transforming ideas into cash, via egregious stock market gains, both professionally and on a personal level. My small America Online position, ticker AMER, had [...]
