I’m out of the raw pizza business, sold–the fuck–out of FRSH for an idiotic loss. Moving on, I’m bulking up on cancer related biotech stocks, ahead of ASCO, ahead of them trading– the fuck– higher.
I mugged so many people today. “The Fly” roamed Wall Street and aggressively snatched chains and pistol whipped so many pikers: my hands are tired.
Listen to me: today’s gains were brought to you by my balls atop the kitchen counter, whilst speed chopping carrots, fully long and betting on perpetual melt-up.
Chalk up another W in my corner, up 0.9% for the day. By the grace of Zeus, I’ll be hitting +26% by tomorrow.
Top picks: AGIO, JUNO, ADRO, N and FEYE