GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT YOU NO GOOD ROTTEN PUNK

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Some of you are so mentally deranged, you attempt to post comments each and every day, despite being banned from doing so, as if you were talking to yourselves. I see your comments in the moderation pile and I urinate on them, as I chew on beefed jerky. I am ever so sorry to disappoint you, but I saw this decline coming. I know it pains you to know and see that I’ve been 50% cash for more than a week, with GG being my top holding. Don’t worry, fucked face, I am sure I will make a few errors upon my reentry into the markets.

At the bell, I sold out of my GG position, putting my cash position at recent record highs. Despite my belief that the market will turn up soon, I erred on the side of caution, after seeing the market cascade lower into the bell. I still have one gold stock, EGO, which I intend to hold a little bit longer.

All of my other positions were castrated, like yours. It was an awful day and a sad day for those drinking NASDAQIRIS. I have a mind for this sort of tape and it takes a lot of patience and quick wits to catch an inflection point.

It was a 90% down day, indicative of margin selling, panic and despair.

Given all of the news, is it possible we are entering a new bear market?

Sure, why not?

But nothing goes up in a line, nor down. Recall how the oil stocks bounced off the concrete earlier this year, luring a fresh set of canaille into their shares. I believe, at a minimum, we are overdue for an oversold bounce. If you believe the market dynamics have changed and the economic conditions dictate that stocks should trade lower over the foreseeable future, sell short or liquidate after the coming bounce.

Ideally, we gap lower tomorrow morning and reverse higher into the bell. That would set up for a pleasant afternoon and sublime change of pace into the weekend. I’ll post more later on tonight, after I had time to fully absurd todays fuckery.

ENTER THE AMAZON

4,629 views

Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.

You Disgust Me

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I sold part of my AAPL position, in order to bulk up on CRM and add to BLCM.

As a whole, I am disgusted by you, all of you. Do not bother leaving any comments in the bloggery section, for it will only lead to your banning.

Cleaning Up the Old Portfolio

2,154 views

I sold out of SEM and CMCM, one for a small loss, the other for a large win.

For the past hour, I’ve tried to find some place for the proceeds. I cannot.

I am stuck in the amber of indecision. With the market already up 200 and everyone circle jerking about the NASDAQ exchange, I think it’s best if I’d refrain from adding into the tape. The prudent move is to lock in gains, clean out the losers, and ride your good stocks forward.

As you know, “The Fly” is a person of extreme prudence and decorum.

Need I Remind You: I HATE Repeats

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I already saw this show. It was on last year. It was starring me, with Big Ass Gains (BAGs) that quickly turned into Big Ass Losses (BALs).

Fuck this shit, 1,000 ways till Friday. I am raising cash. After I raise the cash, I am going on siesta, away from this shit. I’ll be drinking NASDAQUERIES somewhere else, certainly not here, however. I’ve put in a lot of good work, grinding out gains this year. I’ll be damned if I let it all go to waste, like some sort of bedraggled microbe.

I should’ve kept XLU, but I didn’t. I also should’ve taken profits on some of these stocks, right out the gate. But I didn’t. No use crying over spilt milk, and then bleeding out into it.

I sold QLYS and SAGE. I will keep the rest, for now. But everything is on the chopping block.

Who Knew This Would Happen?

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Fucking time machine, motherfuckers.

OS

I don’t know how many times I need to demonstrate this for you. The second the market sells off, I am plagued by monsters saying “how is your Exodus now?” or “I bet that Fly is working on his algos, LMAO.”

Fuck you, motherfucker.

As you see, we are running a very efficient ship here. We time this shit to the fucking day, no pauses or time to relax. I got my balls on the line in AAPL, which is representative of the NASDAQ. I have QLYS coming out from my ears, SAGE, ONCE and now a new contestant steps in the fray–my latest buy.

I bought back CYBR, more than 6 points below where I sold it last. Clearly, the software security space is where I want my money after a sell off. While it’s true, I sold both QLYS and CYBR higher, I couldn’t just watch them reflate here without partaking.

Also, might I add, my bank stock, SBNY, is ripping tits to the upside.

45 NASDAQS in your face; Exodus wins again.

NOTE: I sold out of CENX.

You Will Be Granted One Gift

1,807 views

With markets selling off and Exodus free trials about to take place, there is a distinct possibility that you will get to be entreated to a world famous oversold signal. Mind you, it isn’t for the faint of heart and many of you will be completely wiped out, from now until then. Why, you might even take to the Twitter to rant about your online brokerage failing to fire you and subsequently save you from heinous, self-inflicted, capital losses.

I’ve always tried to save the lot of you, morons surfing across the interwebs in search of fortune. The funny part about the whole equation, you surfing and all, reading away, is your inability to see fortune right in front of your fucking faces. I’ve built a world class market intelligence software, against the advice of friends and business associates, priced it to be attainable for the afternoon snacker, beer guzzler, catamite donkey puncher: you, the reader class.

That being said, I sold out from my RDWR position. The software security trade is over and this one didn’t move, so I am ghost.

I’m down 0.8% today, mostly thanks to CENX getting its balls bounced around. SAGE is outperforming, which is my 2nd largest position. I am still long large amounts of XLU. Should this market continue to weaken, watch for that to make an upside move.

IT’S NOT HAPPENING FOR ME TODAY

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Fuck this shit. I’ve been sitting here, disgusted by the choices in front of me, indecisive about everything but one single thing: FUCK GOLD AGAIN. I sold out of GDX, never to return again.

All of this time I’ve wasted trying to become a gold man and for what!? I have nothing to show for it. My kids will think I am a loser, with zero gold bricks in my satchel and zero gold coins in my bank. This whole mining business is a racket, a fucking racket. Now I must figure out what to do with the proceeds. EASIER SAID THAN DONE, FUCKED FACE.

There is nothing that I feel like buying. I bought some SAGE, earlier in the day. And what has that done for me? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Nothing at all. As a matter of fact, I believe I am down on the stock, a few pennies or something like that.

I combed through every single sector, desperate in search for treasure and I disliked everything. I felt like spitting on my screen; but I opted against it because it’s disgusting. However, if the CEO of any gold company was here in front of me now, I’d spit on his face, then rip his collar bone out from his skin bag.

SBNY looks good. Lots of banks “look good.” I was also tempted to buy SLCA. But you know what I should do?

NOTHING. Nothing at all.

I have nothing for you; therefore I am nothing. As such, I am leaving now and might never return.

DEVELOPING…

Less China, MOAR DRUGS

1,811 views

I am underperforming today, so I made some changes. Empirically, I believe the entire nation of China to be a depraved and unique species of human being, born to lie and told to steal from young. As trading vehicles, they are great, as they eschew decorum and decency amongst man. HOWEVER, I will never hold a Chinese Burrito stock past a 10% loss, because it will soon find its way towards -99%, or WORSE! As such, I’ve sold out from BITA and hope the company burns to the ground, killing everyone with it.

In its stead, I’ve begun to buy drugs again, wholly off the wagon in search for a good time. To properly “party”, as you cocaine addled option whores like to call it, I’ve purchased shares of SAGE and ICPT.

GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT YOU NO GOOD ROTTEN PUNK

3,224 views

Some of you are so mentally deranged, you attempt to post comments each and every day, despite being banned from doing so, as if you were talking to yourselves. I see your comments in the moderation pile and I urinate on them, as I chew on beefed jerky. I am ever so sorry to disappoint you, but I saw this decline coming. I know it pains you to know and see that I’ve been 50% cash for more than a week, with GG being my top holding. Don’t worry, fucked face, I am sure I will make a few errors upon my reentry into the markets.

At the bell, I sold out of my GG position, putting my cash position at recent record highs. Despite my belief that the market will turn up soon, I erred on the side of caution, after seeing the market cascade lower into the bell. I still have one gold stock, EGO, which I intend to hold a little bit longer.

All of my other positions were castrated, like yours. It was an awful day and a sad day for those drinking NASDAQIRIS. I have a mind for this sort of tape and it takes a lot of patience and quick wits to catch an inflection point.

It was a 90% down day, indicative of margin selling, panic and despair.

Given all of the news, is it possible we are entering a new bear market?

Sure, why not?

But nothing goes up in a line, nor down. Recall how the oil stocks bounced off the concrete earlier this year, luring a fresh set of canaille into their shares. I believe, at a minimum, we are overdue for an oversold bounce. If you believe the market dynamics have changed and the economic conditions dictate that stocks should trade lower over the foreseeable future, sell short or liquidate after the coming bounce.

Ideally, we gap lower tomorrow morning and reverse higher into the bell. That would set up for a pleasant afternoon and sublime change of pace into the weekend. I’ll post more later on tonight, after I had time to fully absurd todays fuckery.

ENTER THE AMAZON

4,629 views

Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.

You Disgust Me

2,094 views

I sold part of my AAPL position, in order to bulk up on CRM and add to BLCM.

As a whole, I am disgusted by you, all of you. Do not bother leaving any comments in the bloggery section, for it will only lead to your banning.

Cleaning Up the Old Portfolio

2,154 views

I sold out of SEM and CMCM, one for a small loss, the other for a large win.

For the past hour, I’ve tried to find some place for the proceeds. I cannot.

I am stuck in the amber of indecision. With the market already up 200 and everyone circle jerking about the NASDAQ exchange, I think it’s best if I’d refrain from adding into the tape. The prudent move is to lock in gains, clean out the losers, and ride your good stocks forward.

As you know, “The Fly” is a person of extreme prudence and decorum.

Need I Remind You: I HATE Repeats

2,607 views

I already saw this show. It was on last year. It was starring me, with Big Ass Gains (BAGs) that quickly turned into Big Ass Losses (BALs).

Fuck this shit, 1,000 ways till Friday. I am raising cash. After I raise the cash, I am going on siesta, away from this shit. I’ll be drinking NASDAQUERIES somewhere else, certainly not here, however. I’ve put in a lot of good work, grinding out gains this year. I’ll be damned if I let it all go to waste, like some sort of bedraggled microbe.

I should’ve kept XLU, but I didn’t. I also should’ve taken profits on some of these stocks, right out the gate. But I didn’t. No use crying over spilt milk, and then bleeding out into it.

I sold QLYS and SAGE. I will keep the rest, for now. But everything is on the chopping block.

Who Knew This Would Happen?

2,196 views

Fucking time machine, motherfuckers.

OS

I don’t know how many times I need to demonstrate this for you. The second the market sells off, I am plagued by monsters saying “how is your Exodus now?” or “I bet that Fly is working on his algos, LMAO.”

Fuck you, motherfucker.

As you see, we are running a very efficient ship here. We time this shit to the fucking day, no pauses or time to relax. I got my balls on the line in AAPL, which is representative of the NASDAQ. I have QLYS coming out from my ears, SAGE, ONCE and now a new contestant steps in the fray–my latest buy.

I bought back CYBR, more than 6 points below where I sold it last. Clearly, the software security space is where I want my money after a sell off. While it’s true, I sold both QLYS and CYBR higher, I couldn’t just watch them reflate here without partaking.

Also, might I add, my bank stock, SBNY, is ripping tits to the upside.

45 NASDAQS in your face; Exodus wins again.

NOTE: I sold out of CENX.

You Will Be Granted One Gift

1,807 views

With markets selling off and Exodus free trials about to take place, there is a distinct possibility that you will get to be entreated to a world famous oversold signal. Mind you, it isn’t for the faint of heart and many of you will be completely wiped out, from now until then. Why, you might even take to the Twitter to rant about your online brokerage failing to fire you and subsequently save you from heinous, self-inflicted, capital losses.

I’ve always tried to save the lot of you, morons surfing across the interwebs in search of fortune. The funny part about the whole equation, you surfing and all, reading away, is your inability to see fortune right in front of your fucking faces. I’ve built a world class market intelligence software, against the advice of friends and business associates, priced it to be attainable for the afternoon snacker, beer guzzler, catamite donkey puncher: you, the reader class.

That being said, I sold out from my RDWR position. The software security trade is over and this one didn’t move, so I am ghost.

I’m down 0.8% today, mostly thanks to CENX getting its balls bounced around. SAGE is outperforming, which is my 2nd largest position. I am still long large amounts of XLU. Should this market continue to weaken, watch for that to make an upside move.

IT’S NOT HAPPENING FOR ME TODAY

2,262 views

Fuck this shit. I’ve been sitting here, disgusted by the choices in front of me, indecisive about everything but one single thing: FUCK GOLD AGAIN. I sold out of GDX, never to return again.

All of this time I’ve wasted trying to become a gold man and for what!? I have nothing to show for it. My kids will think I am a loser, with zero gold bricks in my satchel and zero gold coins in my bank. This whole mining business is a racket, a fucking racket. Now I must figure out what to do with the proceeds. EASIER SAID THAN DONE, FUCKED FACE.

There is nothing that I feel like buying. I bought some SAGE, earlier in the day. And what has that done for me? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Nothing at all. As a matter of fact, I believe I am down on the stock, a few pennies or something like that.

I combed through every single sector, desperate in search for treasure and I disliked everything. I felt like spitting on my screen; but I opted against it because it’s disgusting. However, if the CEO of any gold company was here in front of me now, I’d spit on his face, then rip his collar bone out from his skin bag.

SBNY looks good. Lots of banks “look good.” I was also tempted to buy SLCA. But you know what I should do?

NOTHING. Nothing at all.

I have nothing for you; therefore I am nothing. As such, I am leaving now and might never return.

DEVELOPING…

Less China, MOAR DRUGS

1,811 views

I am underperforming today, so I made some changes. Empirically, I believe the entire nation of China to be a depraved and unique species of human being, born to lie and told to steal from young. As trading vehicles, they are great, as they eschew decorum and decency amongst man. HOWEVER, I will never hold a Chinese Burrito stock past a 10% loss, because it will soon find its way towards -99%, or WORSE! As such, I’ve sold out from BITA and hope the company burns to the ground, killing everyone with it.

In its stead, I’ve begun to buy drugs again, wholly off the wagon in search for a good time. To properly “party”, as you cocaine addled option whores like to call it, I’ve purchased shares of SAGE and ICPT.

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