I’M A DOCTOR, GOD DAMN IT

3,226 views

I’m out of the raw pizza business, sold–the fuck–out of FRSH for an idiotic loss. Moving on, I’m bulking up on cancer related biotech stocks, ahead of ASCO, ahead of them trading– the fuck– higher.

I mugged so many people today. “The Fly” roamed Wall Street and aggressively snatched chains and pistol whipped so many pikers: my hands are tired.

Listen to me: today’s gains were brought to you by my balls atop the kitchen counter, whilst speed chopping carrots, fully long and betting on perpetual melt-up.

Chalk up another W in my corner, up 0.9% for the day. By the grace of Zeus, I’ll be hitting +26% by tomorrow.

Top picks: AGIO, JUNO, ADRO, N and FEYE

GO BIG or go home

2,039 views

I added to my FEYE position and started a new one in ADRO.

I also liquidated more than half of my WFM position.

I NEED MORE DRUGS

2,094 views

I kicked out of FINL (+5%) and ANAC (+13%) and bought FEYE (revenge trading bitch) and JUNO.

It’s Time to Get My Sneaker Game Right

2,565 views

For the record, I feel that any man past the age of 30 wearing sneakers, let alone collecting them, definitely suffers from an acute mental disorder. There comes a point in a persons life when he/she must make a decision. The choice is simple.

Do I continue to live my life like a cheesed doodled face bedraggled microbe, clad in clown-ware?

Or, should I comport myself with a modicum of decency, integrity, and a higher decorum?

Having said that, I am a citizen of a country whose inhabitants relish the inane, watch pornography throughout the work week, and kill each other for moronic footwear.

“The Fly” doesn’t melt when things get hot. He’s not a fucking snowman, despite being cool as shit. I sold out of ONCE, booking a two day +12% gain. With half of the proceeds, I started a position in FINL, in an attempt to profit from the rising murder rate, in and around retailers of Air’d Jordan sneakers.

Cash is heavy, so don’t fuck with me. I’ll murder you, whether you have stupid sneakers on or not.

Gentlemen Don’t Wear iWatches

1,463 views

Fuck it. I sold out of most of my JNS and SGEN positions, while liquidating all of my TUBE and DSKY nonsense. With these sales, I’ve raised significant cash reserves that can be used to buy dips.

As far as trading positions are concerned, I kept both SAVE and AGIO.

Flying High

3,443 views

Fuck 4/20 and all of you hemp seed scoundrels. Also, fuck baseball. That’s right, I said it. Unlike most of you, “The Fly” was a talented player in his day, fully capable of knocking out someone’s eye with his fasted ball. When I became an adult, I stopped watching sports.

Do you know why I stopped watching sports?

BECAUSE IT DOESN’T MAKE ME SMARTER OR RICHER! That’s why, pal.

I don’t partake in idle discussions that pertain to gossip or women’s subject matters.

I happened to be up 1.21% for the day, fully erasing Friday’s rout. I made SAVE my largest position, ditched BABA, KITE and GTN, and added to AGIO. Life, as a Space Alien Magican (SAM), has never been more neurotic. I need to calm myself by thinking of greener pastures and blacker clouds. The very essence of my being is to win, so when that is happening, I endeavor to win more. I cannot settle for 1.21%; I must have MOAR.

Top pick: SAVE

NOTE: Exodus launches soon. If you did not get a chance to try it out and want more info, email me Flybroker at gmail.com

Cutting Out a Cancer For a Cure

1,687 views

I sold out of KITE for a 9% loss, after data presented last night left few enthused. With the proceeds, I further bulked up on AGIO. Although I wanted KITE to work, it didn’t, so I am moving on.

BULKING UP ON MOAR DRUGS

2,016 views

I sold CENX because a loser is a loser. With the proceeds, I averaged up in AGIO–because they have a cure for cancer. Yeah, man, they totally have a cure for cancer (cough, cough).

 

FALL IN UNDER THE UMBRELLA OF WINSHIP

2,913 views

I don’t mean to chastise any of you. Like a father cares for a child, sometimes it’s important to be authoritative with guidance, otherwise the child runs off to get ran over by automobiles.

“The Fly” is of ‘supreme intellect’ by far above your layman capacities. You could live for another thousand years and not come within 25% of my intelligence quotient. It’s not because you were born stupid, or anything like that. Very simply, I was built better.

The market is off to the races and I am making moves again. I sold out of LVLT and bought CENX, a seasonal trade in a stock that has been battered to pieces. The company is making plenty of money and falls in under my umbrella of discounted free cash flow companies trading at distressed levels–off by 40% for 2015.

You can try to beat me and suffer the pangs of miserable failure. Or, you can simply fold tent and behold the winship that shadows Señor Tropicana, a designation that has been abundantly clear since the early days of adolescence.

I’M A DOCTOR, GOD DAMN IT

3,226 views

I’m out of the raw pizza business, sold–the fuck–out of FRSH for an idiotic loss. Moving on, I’m bulking up on cancer related biotech stocks, ahead of ASCO, ahead of them trading– the fuck– higher.

I mugged so many people today. “The Fly” roamed Wall Street and aggressively snatched chains and pistol whipped so many pikers: my hands are tired.

Listen to me: today’s gains were brought to you by my balls atop the kitchen counter, whilst speed chopping carrots, fully long and betting on perpetual melt-up.

Chalk up another W in my corner, up 0.9% for the day. By the grace of Zeus, I’ll be hitting +26% by tomorrow.

Top picks: AGIO, JUNO, ADRO, N and FEYE

GO BIG or go home

2,039 views

I added to my FEYE position and started a new one in ADRO.

I also liquidated more than half of my WFM position.

I NEED MORE DRUGS

2,094 views

I kicked out of FINL (+5%) and ANAC (+13%) and bought FEYE (revenge trading bitch) and JUNO.

It’s Time to Get My Sneaker Game Right

2,565 views

For the record, I feel that any man past the age of 30 wearing sneakers, let alone collecting them, definitely suffers from an acute mental disorder. There comes a point in a persons life when he/she must make a decision. The choice is simple.

Do I continue to live my life like a cheesed doodled face bedraggled microbe, clad in clown-ware?

Or, should I comport myself with a modicum of decency, integrity, and a higher decorum?

Having said that, I am a citizen of a country whose inhabitants relish the inane, watch pornography throughout the work week, and kill each other for moronic footwear.

“The Fly” doesn’t melt when things get hot. He’s not a fucking snowman, despite being cool as shit. I sold out of ONCE, booking a two day +12% gain. With half of the proceeds, I started a position in FINL, in an attempt to profit from the rising murder rate, in and around retailers of Air’d Jordan sneakers.

Cash is heavy, so don’t fuck with me. I’ll murder you, whether you have stupid sneakers on or not.

Gentlemen Don’t Wear iWatches

1,463 views

Fuck it. I sold out of most of my JNS and SGEN positions, while liquidating all of my TUBE and DSKY nonsense. With these sales, I’ve raised significant cash reserves that can be used to buy dips.

As far as trading positions are concerned, I kept both SAVE and AGIO.

Flying High

3,443 views

Fuck 4/20 and all of you hemp seed scoundrels. Also, fuck baseball. That’s right, I said it. Unlike most of you, “The Fly” was a talented player in his day, fully capable of knocking out someone’s eye with his fasted ball. When I became an adult, I stopped watching sports.

Do you know why I stopped watching sports?

BECAUSE IT DOESN’T MAKE ME SMARTER OR RICHER! That’s why, pal.

I don’t partake in idle discussions that pertain to gossip or women’s subject matters.

I happened to be up 1.21% for the day, fully erasing Friday’s rout. I made SAVE my largest position, ditched BABA, KITE and GTN, and added to AGIO. Life, as a Space Alien Magican (SAM), has never been more neurotic. I need to calm myself by thinking of greener pastures and blacker clouds. The very essence of my being is to win, so when that is happening, I endeavor to win more. I cannot settle for 1.21%; I must have MOAR.

Top pick: SAVE

NOTE: Exodus launches soon. If you did not get a chance to try it out and want more info, email me Flybroker at gmail.com

Cutting Out a Cancer For a Cure

1,687 views

I sold out of KITE for a 9% loss, after data presented last night left few enthused. With the proceeds, I further bulked up on AGIO. Although I wanted KITE to work, it didn’t, so I am moving on.

BULKING UP ON MOAR DRUGS

2,016 views

I sold CENX because a loser is a loser. With the proceeds, I averaged up in AGIO–because they have a cure for cancer. Yeah, man, they totally have a cure for cancer (cough, cough).

 

FALL IN UNDER THE UMBRELLA OF WINSHIP

2,913 views

I don’t mean to chastise any of you. Like a father cares for a child, sometimes it’s important to be authoritative with guidance, otherwise the child runs off to get ran over by automobiles.

“The Fly” is of ‘supreme intellect’ by far above your layman capacities. You could live for another thousand years and not come within 25% of my intelligence quotient. It’s not because you were born stupid, or anything like that. Very simply, I was built better.

The market is off to the races and I am making moves again. I sold out of LVLT and bought CENX, a seasonal trade in a stock that has been battered to pieces. The company is making plenty of money and falls in under my umbrella of discounted free cash flow companies trading at distressed levels–off by 40% for 2015.

You can try to beat me and suffer the pangs of miserable failure. Or, you can simply fold tent and behold the winship that shadows Señor Tropicana, a designation that has been abundantly clear since the early days of adolescence.

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