Fly Sell: $SPLK

I sold out of my entire SPLK position, locking in a 16% loss. With the proceeds, I will either wait around for something cool to happen, or buy more YELP and FEYE.

A Decision Has Been Made

I sold off half of my WDAY position, based upon it being the favourite stock in the online poll. By far, you hated FEYE, as do I, which is why I’ve decided to hold it for a little bit longer.

With some of the proceeds of WDAY, I began allocating it into YELP.

It’s Grandma Yellen’s Fault

All of this started with Yellen’s stupid Fed meeting. She was like a vampire, sucking the confidence from the market, which led to a rout in high multiple stocks. Without free crack money, I suppose, multiple compression is in order.

As you see your positions careening lower, understand, they aren’t done. Take IFON as an example. None of this lollygagging should get in the way of them selling “IFON’s” in South America. However, Joe Schmuck from New Jersey owns 50,000 shares and is getting lit up in his SPLK right now. Therefore, he is gonna sell it, regardless of where the price is.

This is called “forced liquidation” for you punk rookies out there.

The margin clerks are just getting warmed up. The PPT has not flagged oversold and I am guessing we have another leg lower before we can stand on our own, like free men in a world bountiful with cocaine. A good option is to dollar cost in, buying in tiny increments as the market unravels. Even though I feel we trade lower, I might start nibbling at some of my death knells before the day is out.

NOTE: I sold out of MA.

ALERT: DEFCON 10 MODE INITIATED

Admittedly, I am losing my mind today, as symbolized by the nonsensical title of this post. I am losing about $100,000 every 10 minutes. Whenever I refresh the screen, I get see my stocks knifing lower, as if rapists were chasing after them (how fortunate for me). So I deiced to INITIATE DEFCON 10 MODE, which is reserved–EXCLUSIVELY (ooh,fancy)–for shovel to the grave markets.

Protect the extremities (penis, heart, brain–in that order)

Assume the worst.

Whatever can go wrong, will.

Stop believing in fairy tales. In the real world, every one dies.

LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY.

My first act was to sell, mind you, that fucking bastard SALE and her ugly cousin EZPW. I am through with them. May they go higher for the next 10,000 years without me. With these sales, I am removed from margin and have buying power that can help me defend the stocks I own on the run from rapists.

I might sell more. Or, I might not. Ideally, I’d like to hold onto the crap that is tanking hardest, with a chance to “average in” like a lunatic. Remember, I just did that with FEYE the other day.

The other side of the mountain is always hard, especially when you are skidding down it without pants.

 

A Perfect Time to Shuffle the Deck

I sold out of IMUC for a tragic 13% loss. It was a small position and I didn’t feel like owning it anymore. Do you know why? Because when markets roar, I like to own offal. On the other hand, when markets decline, I like to be in a position to buy all of the stocks that ran too far when the market was roaring.

In this case, I’ve selected three stooges: WDAY, FEYE and SPLK.

Sure, these stocks might trade lower on me and debilitate my ability to reason in a rational manner. It’s equal to divorcing your wife for a young hotty, only to have her ditch you–immediately thereafter. Sometimes it’s better to keep the olde battle ax, avoid attorney fees and unseemly break up expenses.

At any rate, I think it’s clear to all market participants that the market is weak (extra UUUUkraine). I will be using this weakness to raise cash in losers and/or winners that are not central to my diabolical plans for world destruction. It goes without saying, you should prepare to witness “The Fly” shuffle the deck a bit, if I might be so bold.

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Fly Sell: $GNC

Raising some cash from some non-core names. I kicked out GNC and some of my MA position.

Fly Sell: $BBBY

I sold BBBY in order to raise some cash for a new position.

Fly Buy: $EGRX

I sold out of ARGS for 30%+, NUS for a 5% loss and bought a little EGRX.

This Sell Off Bores Me

I sold out of EGO because it bored me. I am looking to make a “lateral move” into an illiquid biotech stock. I wish the damned company had some people trading its stock. But, it’s a new issue and no one knows about them yet. I cannot buy too much, since the float is ridiculously small. I will offer updates later on today.

The market seems to be uneasy, as Russia edges towards THE UKRAINE with 150,000 unhardened soldiers and 800 tanks, most of which will probably break down on the side of the road before they can get any action. This is a Russian affair and the Ukraine shouldn’t stop you from your god given claims on a decadent lifestyle, funded by a never-ending, spiraling higher, stock market.

Almost all of my positions are lower this morning, after looking good earlier on. I am very stressed over this development. Can’t you tell?

Perhaps the stock Gods will strike me down with 10,000 lightening bolts one day for mocking their sell offs. However, such a day is not today; therefore, and this goes without saying, I shall go take some breakfast and continue my reckless spending habits immediately thereafter.

Fly Sell: $SPLK

I sold out of my entire SPLK position, locking in a 16% loss. With the proceeds, I will either wait around for something cool to happen, or buy more YELP and FEYE.

A Decision Has Been Made

I sold off half of my WDAY position, based upon it being the favourite stock in the online poll. By far, you hated FEYE, as do I, which is why I’ve decided to hold it for a little bit longer.

With some of the proceeds of WDAY, I began allocating it into YELP.

It’s Grandma Yellen’s Fault

All of this started with Yellen’s stupid Fed meeting. She was like a vampire, sucking the confidence from the market, which led to a rout in high multiple stocks. Without free crack money, I suppose, multiple compression is in order.

As you see your positions careening lower, understand, they aren’t done. Take IFON as an example. None of this lollygagging should get in the way of them selling “IFON’s” in South America. However, Joe Schmuck from New Jersey owns 50,000 shares and is getting lit up in his SPLK right now. Therefore, he is gonna sell it, regardless of where the price is.

This is called “forced liquidation” for you punk rookies out there.

The margin clerks are just getting warmed up. The PPT has not flagged oversold and I am guessing we have another leg lower before we can stand on our own, like free men in a world bountiful with cocaine. A good option is to dollar cost in, buying in tiny increments as the market unravels. Even though I feel we trade lower, I might start nibbling at some of my death knells before the day is out.

NOTE: I sold out of MA.

ALERT: DEFCON 10 MODE INITIATED

Admittedly, I am losing my mind today, as symbolized by the nonsensical title of this post. I am losing about $100,000 every 10 minutes. Whenever I refresh the screen, I get see my stocks knifing lower, as if rapists were chasing after them (how fortunate for me). So I deiced to INITIATE DEFCON 10 MODE, which is reserved–EXCLUSIVELY (ooh,fancy)–for shovel to the grave markets.

Protect the extremities (penis, heart, brain–in that order)

Assume the worst.

Whatever can go wrong, will.

Stop believing in fairy tales. In the real world, every one dies.

LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY.

My first act was to sell, mind you, that fucking bastard SALE and her ugly cousin EZPW. I am through with them. May they go higher for the next 10,000 years without me. With these sales, I am removed from margin and have buying power that can help me defend the stocks I own on the run from rapists.

I might sell more. Or, I might not. Ideally, I’d like to hold onto the crap that is tanking hardest, with a chance to “average in” like a lunatic. Remember, I just did that with FEYE the other day.

The other side of the mountain is always hard, especially when you are skidding down it without pants.

 

A Perfect Time to Shuffle the Deck

I sold out of IMUC for a tragic 13% loss. It was a small position and I didn’t feel like owning it anymore. Do you know why? Because when markets roar, I like to own offal. On the other hand, when markets decline, I like to be in a position to buy all of the stocks that ran too far when the market was roaring.

In this case, I’ve selected three stooges: WDAY, FEYE and SPLK.

Sure, these stocks might trade lower on me and debilitate my ability to reason in a rational manner. It’s equal to divorcing your wife for a young hotty, only to have her ditch you–immediately thereafter. Sometimes it’s better to keep the olde battle ax, avoid attorney fees and unseemly break up expenses.

At any rate, I think it’s clear to all market participants that the market is weak (extra UUUUkraine). I will be using this weakness to raise cash in losers and/or winners that are not central to my diabolical plans for world destruction. It goes without saying, you should prepare to witness “The Fly” shuffle the deck a bit, if I might be so bold.

)

Fly Sell: $GNC

Raising some cash from some non-core names. I kicked out GNC and some of my MA position.

Fly Buy: $EGRX

I sold out of ARGS for 30%+, NUS for a 5% loss and bought a little EGRX.

This Sell Off Bores Me

I sold out of EGO because it bored me. I am looking to make a “lateral move” into an illiquid biotech stock. I wish the damned company had some people trading its stock. But, it’s a new issue and no one knows about them yet. I cannot buy too much, since the float is ridiculously small. I will offer updates later on today.

The market seems to be uneasy, as Russia edges towards THE UKRAINE with 150,000 unhardened soldiers and 800 tanks, most of which will probably break down on the side of the road before they can get any action. This is a Russian affair and the Ukraine shouldn’t stop you from your god given claims on a decadent lifestyle, funded by a never-ending, spiraling higher, stock market.

Almost all of my positions are lower this morning, after looking good earlier on. I am very stressed over this development. Can’t you tell?

Perhaps the stock Gods will strike me down with 10,000 lightening bolts one day for mocking their sell offs. However, such a day is not today; therefore, and this goes without saying, I shall go take some breakfast and continue my reckless spending habits immediately thereafter.

Fly Buys: $BLOX, $MA, $SALE

I sold out of two long term positions, WM and PEP, and bought more BLOX, MA and SALE with the proceeds.

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