I Need Security and Drugs

1,715 views

I added to VDSI and ONCE, overweighting my exposure to both software security and biotech.

Software names in the olde portfolio include: PANW, CYBR, VDSI

Biotech: JAZZ, BLCM, ONCE, ICPT, SGEN.

I am up 1.7% for the day, so far. All praise and bow down to Exodus.

BACK IN $ONCE, FOR A THIRD TIME

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If anyone says “three time’s a charm”, I will kill you.

I bought back the ONCE I sold on Thursday, 11 points cheaper. With bargains like this, who am I do say no?

My cash levels are all but depleted. I am currently in the process of giving zero fucks, back in the car made from dynamite sticks, speed chopping carrots with my balls on the dashboard, heading for the sun.

ENTER THE AMAZON

4,560 views

Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.

I Ate at a WAWA This Evening

2,555 views

For the first time in my natural born life, I dined at a Wawa gas station for the night. It was a rancid, horrid affair. As a point in fact, my roasted beef sandwich with extra blue cheese sauce atop american’d cheese slices was garnished with a large human hair. The entirety of my dinner consisted of a greek yogurt, small bag of almonds and a cup of coffee.

I am now writing this rabble, using a stolen WIFI code (thanks to the incompetency of the front desk), whilst drinking an earl grey tea.

I had a long drive down here and fully intend to make it worth my while. Aside from amusement park shenanigans, there are some great eateries down here, some of which I will partake in.

As for the stock market: I added to ONCE today. I am up almost 10 points on her and have made it a fairly large position. If I was managing billions of dollars, for one, I’d never talk to any of you. All of you would be too low on the totem pole for casual discussion. More importantly, I wouldn’t be able to buy stocks like ONCE. You should appreciate the difficult hurdles our local hedge fund managers have to jump through, always attempting to beat that dastardly S&P 500, utilizing Ivy league graduates and millions of dollars in research to that end, all for naught.

The truth is a little more perverse than you would expect. Many of your friendly hedge fund managers are perverts and drug addicts, unable to focus on managing money because their brains are frozen by narcotics.

FTNT crushed numbers and so did SNDK. Look for a horse whipped beating to the face, if short semis or software security names tomorrow.

Futures are higher and so are my prospects.

NOTE: If you want oversold/overbought info from Exodus on any 3 stocks or my last month’s worth of buys/sells, email Vince@Blacklightanalytics.com for that special, and more generous, offering.

Starting a New Long Term Position

3,354 views

This is not a trade.

With the cocksucker Dick C out of TWTR and Google back in full swag mode, I like TWTR here, as Facebook embarrasses the rest of the internet with their superior advertising platform. It’s only a matter of time before someone bids for TWTR. The mobile ad wars have begun and TWTR is a super-power in the making, albeit a dysfunctionally idiotic one (for now).

You Disgust Me

2,044 views

I sold part of my AAPL position, in order to bulk up on CRM and add to BLCM.

As a whole, I am disgusted by you, all of you. Do not bother leaving any comments in the bloggery section, for it will only lead to your banning.

IN A CAR MADE FROM DYNAMITE STICKS HEADING FOR THE SUN

1,720 views

I added to CYBR (now 12% of assets), serial underperformer, “reader class” performance metrics in a sea of unchecked hedonism, on this fine day. I pop champagne corks into and around your fucking face, then bash in your skull with gravity hammers.

I am going to win this and burn this homosexual opera house down to the fucking ground– then erect a statue of me holding your severed head in my bloodied hands.

MOAR $CYBR

1,547 views

I’ve ballooned my position in CYBR, once again, depleting all available cash–leaving me running in the wind, naked, freely spirited amongst the wolves, rocks, and peace doves.

STILL CHINESE

1,878 views

I bought nefarious car rental agency, EHIC, despite 30% of the Shanghai composite not trading for the past week–because the mood was dour. I am in it for the win, Chinese style, executing the ‘iron lotus’ upon my enemies.

BACK TO DOING DRUGS AGAIN

1,402 views

In light of CAR-T names taking off again, I am long BLCM, small size, waiting for some momo action.

I Need Security and Drugs

1,715 views

I added to VDSI and ONCE, overweighting my exposure to both software security and biotech.

Software names in the olde portfolio include: PANW, CYBR, VDSI

Biotech: JAZZ, BLCM, ONCE, ICPT, SGEN.

I am up 1.7% for the day, so far. All praise and bow down to Exodus.

BACK IN $ONCE, FOR A THIRD TIME

2,070 views

If anyone says “three time’s a charm”, I will kill you.

I bought back the ONCE I sold on Thursday, 11 points cheaper. With bargains like this, who am I do say no?

My cash levels are all but depleted. I am currently in the process of giving zero fucks, back in the car made from dynamite sticks, speed chopping carrots with my balls on the dashboard, heading for the sun.

ENTER THE AMAZON

4,560 views

Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.

I Ate at a WAWA This Evening

2,555 views

For the first time in my natural born life, I dined at a Wawa gas station for the night. It was a rancid, horrid affair. As a point in fact, my roasted beef sandwich with extra blue cheese sauce atop american’d cheese slices was garnished with a large human hair. The entirety of my dinner consisted of a greek yogurt, small bag of almonds and a cup of coffee.

I am now writing this rabble, using a stolen WIFI code (thanks to the incompetency of the front desk), whilst drinking an earl grey tea.

I had a long drive down here and fully intend to make it worth my while. Aside from amusement park shenanigans, there are some great eateries down here, some of which I will partake in.

As for the stock market: I added to ONCE today. I am up almost 10 points on her and have made it a fairly large position. If I was managing billions of dollars, for one, I’d never talk to any of you. All of you would be too low on the totem pole for casual discussion. More importantly, I wouldn’t be able to buy stocks like ONCE. You should appreciate the difficult hurdles our local hedge fund managers have to jump through, always attempting to beat that dastardly S&P 500, utilizing Ivy league graduates and millions of dollars in research to that end, all for naught.

The truth is a little more perverse than you would expect. Many of your friendly hedge fund managers are perverts and drug addicts, unable to focus on managing money because their brains are frozen by narcotics.

FTNT crushed numbers and so did SNDK. Look for a horse whipped beating to the face, if short semis or software security names tomorrow.

Futures are higher and so are my prospects.

NOTE: If you want oversold/overbought info from Exodus on any 3 stocks or my last month’s worth of buys/sells, email Vince@Blacklightanalytics.com for that special, and more generous, offering.

Starting a New Long Term Position

3,354 views

This is not a trade.

With the cocksucker Dick C out of TWTR and Google back in full swag mode, I like TWTR here, as Facebook embarrasses the rest of the internet with their superior advertising platform. It’s only a matter of time before someone bids for TWTR. The mobile ad wars have begun and TWTR is a super-power in the making, albeit a dysfunctionally idiotic one (for now).

You Disgust Me

2,044 views

I sold part of my AAPL position, in order to bulk up on CRM and add to BLCM.

As a whole, I am disgusted by you, all of you. Do not bother leaving any comments in the bloggery section, for it will only lead to your banning.

IN A CAR MADE FROM DYNAMITE STICKS HEADING FOR THE SUN

1,720 views

I added to CYBR (now 12% of assets), serial underperformer, “reader class” performance metrics in a sea of unchecked hedonism, on this fine day. I pop champagne corks into and around your fucking face, then bash in your skull with gravity hammers.

I am going to win this and burn this homosexual opera house down to the fucking ground– then erect a statue of me holding your severed head in my bloodied hands.

MOAR $CYBR

1,547 views

I’ve ballooned my position in CYBR, once again, depleting all available cash–leaving me running in the wind, naked, freely spirited amongst the wolves, rocks, and peace doves.

STILL CHINESE

1,878 views

I bought nefarious car rental agency, EHIC, despite 30% of the Shanghai composite not trading for the past week–because the mood was dour. I am in it for the win, Chinese style, executing the ‘iron lotus’ upon my enemies.

BACK TO DOING DRUGS AGAIN

1,402 views

In light of CAR-T names taking off again, I am long BLCM, small size, waiting for some momo action.

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