A CONVICTION TRADE

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This is my balls on the kitchen island, whilst speed chopping carrots, play: GET LONG AIRLINES. These fuckers are about to explode to the upside. Do you know why?

The seasonality Gods have spoken to me and they despise oil. They are in the camp of Dennis Gartman and feel, emphatically, that oil will trade down to a wooden nickel (not a regular nickel, a fucking wooden one!), pre-industrial revolution pricing for a post hedonistic society.

While some of you lasses prance around NYC in search of 100kt jewelry to be placed and stored inside your vaults, “The Fly” is in full tax collector mode today, relentlessly burning the candle at both ends to find a winner.

That future winner is SAVE. Write it down on a piece of paper, shove it in a bottle, and then toss it to Europe. I don’t give a shit what you do with it, as long as you know that I mentioned it here today. Stick it up your ass for all I care.

With available proceeds, I also bought AGIO, the cancer curing company (muauauaauah).

My agenda is stacked heavy with things to do, people to see, and enemies to destroy. Please, for the love of all that is graceful in this short life, do not waste the time of a Space Alien Magician, for it is a mortal sin.

In short, fuck oil; I’m an airplane man.

Flying High

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Fuck 4/20 and all of you hemp seed scoundrels. Also, fuck baseball. That’s right, I said it. Unlike most of you, “The Fly” was a talented player in his day, fully capable of knocking out someone’s eye with his fasted ball. When I became an adult, I stopped watching sports.

Do you know why I stopped watching sports?

BECAUSE IT DOESN’T MAKE ME SMARTER OR RICHER! That’s why, pal.

I don’t partake in idle discussions that pertain to gossip or women’s subject matters.

I happened to be up 1.21% for the day, fully erasing Friday’s rout. I made SAVE my largest position, ditched BABA, KITE and GTN, and added to AGIO. Life, as a Space Alien Magican (SAM), has never been more neurotic. I need to calm myself by thinking of greener pastures and blacker clouds. The very essence of my being is to win, so when that is happening, I endeavor to win more. I cannot settle for 1.21%; I must have MOAR.

Top pick: SAVE

NOTE: Exodus launches soon. If you did not get a chance to try it out and want more info, email me Flybroker at gmail.com

Cutting Out a Cancer For a Cure

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I sold out of KITE for a 9% loss, after data presented last night left few enthused. With the proceeds, I further bulked up on AGIO. Although I wanted KITE to work, it didn’t, so I am moving on.

Do You Care to Partake in a Little Chinese Lottery?

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I had some idle cash lying around, so I deployed it into DSKY.

A little background on DSKY.

Out of all the piece of shit stocks in my Chinese Burrito index, this one steals the crown. It is the worst performing Chinese stock, by far, making it all that more attractive to me. When you go into these knowing the company is entirely filled with shit, it’s liberating, yet invigorating, sort of like riding on a roller coaster without any guards. I’m just sort of pissing in the wind here, doing loop-d-loops, whilst holding on by the skin of my cock.

Hahaha.

Ok, back to work.

I NEED MOAR DRUGS

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It’s not enough that I already own ICPT, GILD, AMGN, AGIO and SGEN. I need MOAR AGIO. After all, they have a cure for cancer. Brrrhaahah, hahahaha, hahahah (maddening laughter).

BULKING UP ON MOAR DRUGS

1,878 views

I sold CENX because a loser is a loser. With the proceeds, I averaged up in AGIO–because they have a cure for cancer. Yeah, man, they totally have a cure for cancer (cough, cough).

 

Even MOAR Chinese

1,449 views

I bought into DSKY today, not because I like the company or am a ‘fan’ of its business in the traditional sense. I simply have a habit of buying chinese burritos when they get hot. It’s like placing a burrito into a microwave and removing it when it beeps. By default, I buy these shit stocks when they go up.

I am seeking help to deal with these issues.

A CONVICTION TRADE

2,582 views

This is my balls on the kitchen island, whilst speed chopping carrots, play: GET LONG AIRLINES. These fuckers are about to explode to the upside. Do you know why?

The seasonality Gods have spoken to me and they despise oil. They are in the camp of Dennis Gartman and feel, emphatically, that oil will trade down to a wooden nickel (not a regular nickel, a fucking wooden one!), pre-industrial revolution pricing for a post hedonistic society.

While some of you lasses prance around NYC in search of 100kt jewelry to be placed and stored inside your vaults, “The Fly” is in full tax collector mode today, relentlessly burning the candle at both ends to find a winner.

That future winner is SAVE. Write it down on a piece of paper, shove it in a bottle, and then toss it to Europe. I don’t give a shit what you do with it, as long as you know that I mentioned it here today. Stick it up your ass for all I care.

With available proceeds, I also bought AGIO, the cancer curing company (muauauaauah).

My agenda is stacked heavy with things to do, people to see, and enemies to destroy. Please, for the love of all that is graceful in this short life, do not waste the time of a Space Alien Magician, for it is a mortal sin.

In short, fuck oil; I’m an airplane man.

Flying High

3,209 views

Fuck 4/20 and all of you hemp seed scoundrels. Also, fuck baseball. That’s right, I said it. Unlike most of you, “The Fly” was a talented player in his day, fully capable of knocking out someone’s eye with his fasted ball. When I became an adult, I stopped watching sports.

Do you know why I stopped watching sports?

BECAUSE IT DOESN’T MAKE ME SMARTER OR RICHER! That’s why, pal.

I don’t partake in idle discussions that pertain to gossip or women’s subject matters.

I happened to be up 1.21% for the day, fully erasing Friday’s rout. I made SAVE my largest position, ditched BABA, KITE and GTN, and added to AGIO. Life, as a Space Alien Magican (SAM), has never been more neurotic. I need to calm myself by thinking of greener pastures and blacker clouds. The very essence of my being is to win, so when that is happening, I endeavor to win more. I cannot settle for 1.21%; I must have MOAR.

Top pick: SAVE

NOTE: Exodus launches soon. If you did not get a chance to try it out and want more info, email me Flybroker at gmail.com

Cutting Out a Cancer For a Cure

1,528 views

I sold out of KITE for a 9% loss, after data presented last night left few enthused. With the proceeds, I further bulked up on AGIO. Although I wanted KITE to work, it didn’t, so I am moving on.

Do You Care to Partake in a Little Chinese Lottery?

1,366 views

I had some idle cash lying around, so I deployed it into DSKY.

A little background on DSKY.

Out of all the piece of shit stocks in my Chinese Burrito index, this one steals the crown. It is the worst performing Chinese stock, by far, making it all that more attractive to me. When you go into these knowing the company is entirely filled with shit, it’s liberating, yet invigorating, sort of like riding on a roller coaster without any guards. I’m just sort of pissing in the wind here, doing loop-d-loops, whilst holding on by the skin of my cock.

Hahaha.

Ok, back to work.

I NEED MOAR DRUGS

1,342 views

It’s not enough that I already own ICPT, GILD, AMGN, AGIO and SGEN. I need MOAR AGIO. After all, they have a cure for cancer. Brrrhaahah, hahahaha, hahahah (maddening laughter).

BULKING UP ON MOAR DRUGS

1,878 views

I sold CENX because a loser is a loser. With the proceeds, I averaged up in AGIO–because they have a cure for cancer. Yeah, man, they totally have a cure for cancer (cough, cough).

 

Even MOAR Chinese

1,449 views

I bought into DSKY today, not because I like the company or am a ‘fan’ of its business in the traditional sense. I simply have a habit of buying chinese burritos when they get hot. It’s like placing a burrito into a microwave and removing it when it beeps. By default, I buy these shit stocks when they go up.

I am seeking help to deal with these issues.

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