DIVING INTO WATERLESS POOLS AGAIN

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I’m getting all “Chinese’d” up again. I bought the only worthwhile stock in all of the orient: BIDU, below $150.

I also bought long term SHAK calls, a starter position in AMCX and added to my CYBR position, which was partly liquidated at $60.

With these buys, I’ve reduced my cash position to 25%.

One might ask “Fly, why do such a thing as this, when you yourself said it wouldn’t be the proper idea to pursue?” To all of those people who ask that, I am telling you right now, right here, go fuck yourselves. I’m entitled to dive into concrete swimming pools, that are depleted of water, clad in full celestial costume. You do not have the right to question anything that I do.

It’s like a small stupid child questioning a parent about bedtime. It simply isn’t appropriate.

TIME TO HIT THE MINE AGAIN

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I bought back half of my GG position that I had sold north of $15.50 a week ago. I will complete the purchase of the entire position into strength, not weakness.

I’M IN GOLD AND DRUGS

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Towards the end of the day, I dipped into my fucking cash horde to buy EGO, ONCE and GG. Don’t you worry about Le Fly missing the fucking rally. I’m up 24% for the year, bitch.

The last time you lectured me about finance, I ended up sticking a rail spike through your dense heads. Slow your roll and be mindful of whom you’re offering advice to, space alien magician (SAM), geared up in an Orbital Space Cannon (OSC), vaporizing clowns with my homo-hammer (HH).

It was a constructive close. My goals are to fleece those betting against gold and steadily reduce my basis in ONCE, so that I can get–the fuck– out of it at a profit.

Ciao (the most annoying form of goodbye)

Going in $ONCE More

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I shouldn’t be doing this, but I am nevertheless. I took an average down on ONCE here, at around $45. Ideally, I would double down here, reduce basis to $51, and sell upon a glorious upside reversal. However, I do not believe the selling is done yet. Who’s to say what this bastard stock has in store for me on Monday?

Because of my cowardice, I bought a 1/5th position here, with more than enough cash available to make it a full average down at some point in the not-so-distant future.

I am watching IBB, JUNO, KITE and CLDX are key barometers of risk in biotech now.

I’m Storing My Proceeds Here

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It’s mostly going into cash. But I also doubled the size of my GG position, which should end up being my largest equity holding by the end of the session.

More Fucking Chutes

2,409 views

I haven’t cursed in a headline since the day I was born, in 1976. But this market has me pissed the fuck off, Iranian without nukes mad because Israel is having all the fun. I’m so very happy that our empire has aligned itself with Iran. It seems like the perfect fit. Our Ayotola (sp?) and theirs have so much in common.

Ever since we elected our first muslim Manchurian candidate, a true citizen of the world and Kenya, our foreign policy has been straight fire. Look at all of the friends we’re making abroad. The French love us again and the Asians are super-friendly with us, especially online. Let’s not even talk about how cool we are with Russia and the towel washers in Afghanistan.

Stocks are plunging from their intra-day highs and everything is turning to shit. A good rally can still be detected in several areas of the market, remote to most humans who play this game with vigor. Nevertheless, it’s still early, right? Anything could happen (rolls eyes and then vomits onto rug).

I’ve added to my ONCE position, out of pure reflex. So far, that move has been 100% wrong.

Moving on, my 1.35% gain has all but vanished. I am now flat for the day, desperately hoping for something tragic to befall all of the short sellers who harangue me with their positions.

In order for Le Fly to be pleased, CYBR and CRM must rally like mad. The winds of war must sweep them into their vortex and thrust them upon the market, like a brazen bull whose inhabitants suffer greatly because they bet against them. What else am I supposed to do, other than wish horrible things for the people who threaten my person with extinction?

In another blog, I mentioned I’d discuss my daily diet. Look you, I’m not Arnold and do not consider myself to be a model citizen of fitness. However, I am in good condition and harbor very little body fat.

Here is a typical day for me, diet wise.

Breakfast: greek yogurt, coffee (black as hell, spanish roast). Sometimes I partake in eggs, rarely any panned cakes or lots of potatoes.

Snack: more coffee, sometimes latte.

Lunch: Tuna’d fish sandwich (fuck you, I eat bread). Or perhaps I will eat grilled salmon or maybe some lunch meat (roasted beef is my favorite).

Snack: more greek yogurt

Dinner: steaks, chickens, yams, fish, sometimes a little potato of the baked varietal, grilled veggies. I drink copious amounts of wine, rarely beer.

I don’t ingest creatine at this time because it requires that I drink lots of water. I don’t feel like having to urinate all day long, like a dog, just so that I could lift an extra 50lbs at the bench. Also, whey protein is something I’ve been avoiding, as of late, due to its shitty digestive properties. I’ve come to grips with the fact that I am not a body builder and couldn’t give two shits about deadlifting 500 pounds.

“The Fly” can punch a hole straight through your face, without the help from HGH injections and stupid diets that detract from the grandeur of life. I eat clean and protein heavy, around 2,000-3,000 calories per day, maintaining the same weight for more than a year, deviating no more than 5 lbs at a clip.

Have You Figured it Out Yet?

3,365 views

Texas is being led into depression. Their landscape is littered with guys like this, morons who eat bacon from machine guns. The vast majority of oil stocks are down over 50%, since March. Oil isn’t coming back any time soon, neither is copper, natural gas or fucking rice.

Jim Rogers is without bow’d tie.

But eggs are going higher, thanks to the avian flu. Get your CALM shares for the banana run towards the $6 egg.

I bought GG today, in order to gain exposure to gold. I am not a fan of gold, so understand this is just a trade. The month of August is a fine one for the yellow metal. Risk appears to be waning and everyone is retarded, so now might be as good a time as ever to make some money off gold.

Stay away from oil. They haven’t bottomed yet and most will disappear (extra David Copperfield) and take the entire state of Texas with them.

I’m glad that I sold AAPL north of $130 before earnings. Now that everyone hates it again, I might add to my position.

This is a market for old men, led by banks, wheeled chair stocks and the medicine man reigns supreme. All of your hi-tech, silicon valley ideas are rapish. None of your plans are working out because the market only respects the bottom line, or the absurd. Companies stuck in the middle, like YELP, TWTR, LNKD, are hated because they can never fill their big ass shoes. Their feet are too small.

Le Fly has the biggest feet you’ve ever seen and he’ll mud stomp you for less than a sideways glance.

I was up 0.25% for the day, on a day off galavanting about town in search of leisure.

I Need Security and Drugs

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I added to VDSI and ONCE, overweighting my exposure to both software security and biotech.

Software names in the olde portfolio include: PANW, CYBR, VDSI

Biotech: JAZZ, BLCM, ONCE, ICPT, SGEN.

I am up 1.7% for the day, so far. All praise and bow down to Exodus.

BACK IN $ONCE, FOR A THIRD TIME

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If anyone says “three time’s a charm”, I will kill you.

I bought back the ONCE I sold on Thursday, 11 points cheaper. With bargains like this, who am I do say no?

My cash levels are all but depleted. I am currently in the process of giving zero fucks, back in the car made from dynamite sticks, speed chopping carrots with my balls on the dashboard, heading for the sun.

ENTER THE AMAZON

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Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.

DIVING INTO WATERLESS POOLS AGAIN

3,631 views

I’m getting all “Chinese’d” up again. I bought the only worthwhile stock in all of the orient: BIDU, below $150.

I also bought long term SHAK calls, a starter position in AMCX and added to my CYBR position, which was partly liquidated at $60.

With these buys, I’ve reduced my cash position to 25%.

One might ask “Fly, why do such a thing as this, when you yourself said it wouldn’t be the proper idea to pursue?” To all of those people who ask that, I am telling you right now, right here, go fuck yourselves. I’m entitled to dive into concrete swimming pools, that are depleted of water, clad in full celestial costume. You do not have the right to question anything that I do.

It’s like a small stupid child questioning a parent about bedtime. It simply isn’t appropriate.

TIME TO HIT THE MINE AGAIN

1,804 views

I bought back half of my GG position that I had sold north of $15.50 a week ago. I will complete the purchase of the entire position into strength, not weakness.

I’M IN GOLD AND DRUGS

3,023 views

Towards the end of the day, I dipped into my fucking cash horde to buy EGO, ONCE and GG. Don’t you worry about Le Fly missing the fucking rally. I’m up 24% for the year, bitch.

The last time you lectured me about finance, I ended up sticking a rail spike through your dense heads. Slow your roll and be mindful of whom you’re offering advice to, space alien magician (SAM), geared up in an Orbital Space Cannon (OSC), vaporizing clowns with my homo-hammer (HH).

It was a constructive close. My goals are to fleece those betting against gold and steadily reduce my basis in ONCE, so that I can get–the fuck– out of it at a profit.

Ciao (the most annoying form of goodbye)

Going in $ONCE More

2,806 views

I shouldn’t be doing this, but I am nevertheless. I took an average down on ONCE here, at around $45. Ideally, I would double down here, reduce basis to $51, and sell upon a glorious upside reversal. However, I do not believe the selling is done yet. Who’s to say what this bastard stock has in store for me on Monday?

Because of my cowardice, I bought a 1/5th position here, with more than enough cash available to make it a full average down at some point in the not-so-distant future.

I am watching IBB, JUNO, KITE and CLDX are key barometers of risk in biotech now.

I’m Storing My Proceeds Here

1,858 views

It’s mostly going into cash. But I also doubled the size of my GG position, which should end up being my largest equity holding by the end of the session.

More Fucking Chutes

2,409 views

I haven’t cursed in a headline since the day I was born, in 1976. But this market has me pissed the fuck off, Iranian without nukes mad because Israel is having all the fun. I’m so very happy that our empire has aligned itself with Iran. It seems like the perfect fit. Our Ayotola (sp?) and theirs have so much in common.

Ever since we elected our first muslim Manchurian candidate, a true citizen of the world and Kenya, our foreign policy has been straight fire. Look at all of the friends we’re making abroad. The French love us again and the Asians are super-friendly with us, especially online. Let’s not even talk about how cool we are with Russia and the towel washers in Afghanistan.

Stocks are plunging from their intra-day highs and everything is turning to shit. A good rally can still be detected in several areas of the market, remote to most humans who play this game with vigor. Nevertheless, it’s still early, right? Anything could happen (rolls eyes and then vomits onto rug).

I’ve added to my ONCE position, out of pure reflex. So far, that move has been 100% wrong.

Moving on, my 1.35% gain has all but vanished. I am now flat for the day, desperately hoping for something tragic to befall all of the short sellers who harangue me with their positions.

In order for Le Fly to be pleased, CYBR and CRM must rally like mad. The winds of war must sweep them into their vortex and thrust them upon the market, like a brazen bull whose inhabitants suffer greatly because they bet against them. What else am I supposed to do, other than wish horrible things for the people who threaten my person with extinction?

In another blog, I mentioned I’d discuss my daily diet. Look you, I’m not Arnold and do not consider myself to be a model citizen of fitness. However, I am in good condition and harbor very little body fat.

Here is a typical day for me, diet wise.

Breakfast: greek yogurt, coffee (black as hell, spanish roast). Sometimes I partake in eggs, rarely any panned cakes or lots of potatoes.

Snack: more coffee, sometimes latte.

Lunch: Tuna’d fish sandwich (fuck you, I eat bread). Or perhaps I will eat grilled salmon or maybe some lunch meat (roasted beef is my favorite).

Snack: more greek yogurt

Dinner: steaks, chickens, yams, fish, sometimes a little potato of the baked varietal, grilled veggies. I drink copious amounts of wine, rarely beer.

I don’t ingest creatine at this time because it requires that I drink lots of water. I don’t feel like having to urinate all day long, like a dog, just so that I could lift an extra 50lbs at the bench. Also, whey protein is something I’ve been avoiding, as of late, due to its shitty digestive properties. I’ve come to grips with the fact that I am not a body builder and couldn’t give two shits about deadlifting 500 pounds.

“The Fly” can punch a hole straight through your face, without the help from HGH injections and stupid diets that detract from the grandeur of life. I eat clean and protein heavy, around 2,000-3,000 calories per day, maintaining the same weight for more than a year, deviating no more than 5 lbs at a clip.

Have You Figured it Out Yet?

3,365 views

Texas is being led into depression. Their landscape is littered with guys like this, morons who eat bacon from machine guns. The vast majority of oil stocks are down over 50%, since March. Oil isn’t coming back any time soon, neither is copper, natural gas or fucking rice.

Jim Rogers is without bow’d tie.

But eggs are going higher, thanks to the avian flu. Get your CALM shares for the banana run towards the $6 egg.

I bought GG today, in order to gain exposure to gold. I am not a fan of gold, so understand this is just a trade. The month of August is a fine one for the yellow metal. Risk appears to be waning and everyone is retarded, so now might be as good a time as ever to make some money off gold.

Stay away from oil. They haven’t bottomed yet and most will disappear (extra David Copperfield) and take the entire state of Texas with them.

I’m glad that I sold AAPL north of $130 before earnings. Now that everyone hates it again, I might add to my position.

This is a market for old men, led by banks, wheeled chair stocks and the medicine man reigns supreme. All of your hi-tech, silicon valley ideas are rapish. None of your plans are working out because the market only respects the bottom line, or the absurd. Companies stuck in the middle, like YELP, TWTR, LNKD, are hated because they can never fill their big ass shoes. Their feet are too small.

Le Fly has the biggest feet you’ve ever seen and he’ll mud stomp you for less than a sideways glance.

I was up 0.25% for the day, on a day off galavanting about town in search of leisure.

I Need Security and Drugs

1,793 views

I added to VDSI and ONCE, overweighting my exposure to both software security and biotech.

Software names in the olde portfolio include: PANW, CYBR, VDSI

Biotech: JAZZ, BLCM, ONCE, ICPT, SGEN.

I am up 1.7% for the day, so far. All praise and bow down to Exodus.

BACK IN $ONCE, FOR A THIRD TIME

2,146 views

If anyone says “three time’s a charm”, I will kill you.

I bought back the ONCE I sold on Thursday, 11 points cheaper. With bargains like this, who am I do say no?

My cash levels are all but depleted. I am currently in the process of giving zero fucks, back in the car made from dynamite sticks, speed chopping carrots with my balls on the dashboard, heading for the sun.

ENTER THE AMAZON

4,629 views

Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.

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