I Bought the Bell

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I doubled down in CYBR and added to ONCE. My largest position is APPL and cash is upwards of 20%. Needless to say, I skirted today’s festivities and look forward to acquiring your margin calls tomorrow morning.

Having said that, I’ve given up almost 7% from the top of the market and now find myself mired in the midst of naked gorillas, trying to banana rape me into submission. “The Fly” is readying his ape killing trebuchet and will be very aggressive in his booking of profits, should they, per chance, happen to fall upon his person.

Who Knew This Would Happen?

2,092 views

Fucking time machine, motherfuckers.

OS

I don’t know how many times I need to demonstrate this for you. The second the market sells off, I am plagued by monsters saying “how is your Exodus now?” or “I bet that Fly is working on his algos, LMAO.”

Fuck you, motherfucker.

As you see, we are running a very efficient ship here. We time this shit to the fucking day, no pauses or time to relax. I got my balls on the line in AAPL, which is representative of the NASDAQ. I have QLYS coming out from my ears, SAGE, ONCE and now a new contestant steps in the fray–my latest buy.

I bought back CYBR, more than 6 points below where I sold it last. Clearly, the software security space is where I want my money after a sell off. While it’s true, I sold both QLYS and CYBR higher, I couldn’t just watch them reflate here without partaking.

Also, might I add, my bank stock, SBNY, is ripping tits to the upside.

45 NASDAQS in your face; Exodus wins again.

NOTE: I sold out of CENX.

WE’RE GOING ALL IN AGAIN

1,656 views

Fuck it.

I went large into QLYS, even averaging in on YHOO and SEM (hospital game strong) to demonstrate how magnanimous I truly am–zero fucks– into the bell, driving in a car made from dynamite sticks–heading for the sun.

BLACKHATTING

1,153 views

I am a firm believer in the hacking game. As such, I bought back shares of QLYS.

HOSPITAL GAME IS STRONG

1,514 views

Two long term positions of mine are roaring today, HCA and LPNT. The baby boomer generation is officially dying. Ergo, it goes without saying, they will all need to visit these fine institutions in the not-too-distant future. As such, I’ve taken it upon myself, with great liberties, to plan for their demise.

I started a new position in SEM today.

Separately, everything else is going rather swimmingly, as my positions tether themselves to the winship that is inherent in the Exodus algorithm. Since we are open for free trials, from now until sunday (email me for access: flybroker@gmail), I will have you know our oversold algorithm kicked in yesterday for SPY. It was featured as the trade of the day.

SPY

Bear in mind, in the past the signal needed a few days to become effective, so don’t rush into any large trade in order to prove your testicular fortitude. Instead, wade into the market and in 5 days hence, you will be rewarded.

I AM ADDICTED TO DRUGS

1,587 views

I bought more ARWR. Also, I started a new position in YHOO, which is also like smoking from the crack-cocaine pipe.

I AM ALUMINUM MAN

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I added to my TA and SAGE positions, with a full heart and large balls. Also, as fate would have it, I’ve gotten back into the metal, this time as an aluminum man. I intend to see this one through and sell aluminum siding on the side if I have to, in order to help out the industry and all.

 

I STARTED A NEW POSITION IN CENX.

Less China, MOAR DRUGS

1,731 views

I am underperforming today, so I made some changes. Empirically, I believe the entire nation of China to be a depraved and unique species of human being, born to lie and told to steal from young. As trading vehicles, they are great, as they eschew decorum and decency amongst man. HOWEVER, I will never hold a Chinese Burrito stock past a 10% loss, because it will soon find its way towards -99%, or WORSE! As such, I’ve sold out from BITA and hope the company burns to the ground, killing everyone with it.

In its stead, I’ve begun to buy drugs again, wholly off the wagon in search for a good time. To properly “party”, as you cocaine addled option whores like to call it, I’ve purchased shares of SAGE and ICPT.

I’M ABOUT THAT GOLD LIFE

1,697 views

You never thought you’d bear witness to Le Fly getting long gold, eh (extra Canadian)? That’s because I bowl on you pinheads without regard for my own personal safety.

While the lot of you bluebeards run about the playground, to the bedevilment of society at large, “The Fly” is partaking in a trade that will catapult him into the ranks of legendary space alien magicians (SAMs), unseen since the lads back in the times of the Pyramids.

I ADDED TO MY FUCKING GDX POSITION, and did so of sound body, mind and black soul.

I Bought the Bell

2,717 views

I doubled down in CYBR and added to ONCE. My largest position is APPL and cash is upwards of 20%. Needless to say, I skirted today’s festivities and look forward to acquiring your margin calls tomorrow morning.

Having said that, I’ve given up almost 7% from the top of the market and now find myself mired in the midst of naked gorillas, trying to banana rape me into submission. “The Fly” is readying his ape killing trebuchet and will be very aggressive in his booking of profits, should they, per chance, happen to fall upon his person.

Who Knew This Would Happen?

2,092 views

Fucking time machine, motherfuckers.

OS

I don’t know how many times I need to demonstrate this for you. The second the market sells off, I am plagued by monsters saying “how is your Exodus now?” or “I bet that Fly is working on his algos, LMAO.”

Fuck you, motherfucker.

As you see, we are running a very efficient ship here. We time this shit to the fucking day, no pauses or time to relax. I got my balls on the line in AAPL, which is representative of the NASDAQ. I have QLYS coming out from my ears, SAGE, ONCE and now a new contestant steps in the fray–my latest buy.

I bought back CYBR, more than 6 points below where I sold it last. Clearly, the software security space is where I want my money after a sell off. While it’s true, I sold both QLYS and CYBR higher, I couldn’t just watch them reflate here without partaking.

Also, might I add, my bank stock, SBNY, is ripping tits to the upside.

45 NASDAQS in your face; Exodus wins again.

NOTE: I sold out of CENX.

WE’RE GOING ALL IN AGAIN

1,656 views

Fuck it.

I went large into QLYS, even averaging in on YHOO and SEM (hospital game strong) to demonstrate how magnanimous I truly am–zero fucks– into the bell, driving in a car made from dynamite sticks–heading for the sun.

BLACKHATTING

1,153 views

I am a firm believer in the hacking game. As such, I bought back shares of QLYS.

HOSPITAL GAME IS STRONG

1,514 views

Two long term positions of mine are roaring today, HCA and LPNT. The baby boomer generation is officially dying. Ergo, it goes without saying, they will all need to visit these fine institutions in the not-too-distant future. As such, I’ve taken it upon myself, with great liberties, to plan for their demise.

I started a new position in SEM today.

Separately, everything else is going rather swimmingly, as my positions tether themselves to the winship that is inherent in the Exodus algorithm. Since we are open for free trials, from now until sunday (email me for access: flybroker@gmail), I will have you know our oversold algorithm kicked in yesterday for SPY. It was featured as the trade of the day.

SPY

Bear in mind, in the past the signal needed a few days to become effective, so don’t rush into any large trade in order to prove your testicular fortitude. Instead, wade into the market and in 5 days hence, you will be rewarded.

I AM ADDICTED TO DRUGS

1,587 views

I bought more ARWR. Also, I started a new position in YHOO, which is also like smoking from the crack-cocaine pipe.

I AM ALUMINUM MAN

1,538 views

I added to my TA and SAGE positions, with a full heart and large balls. Also, as fate would have it, I’ve gotten back into the metal, this time as an aluminum man. I intend to see this one through and sell aluminum siding on the side if I have to, in order to help out the industry and all.

 

I STARTED A NEW POSITION IN CENX.

Less China, MOAR DRUGS

1,731 views

I am underperforming today, so I made some changes. Empirically, I believe the entire nation of China to be a depraved and unique species of human being, born to lie and told to steal from young. As trading vehicles, they are great, as they eschew decorum and decency amongst man. HOWEVER, I will never hold a Chinese Burrito stock past a 10% loss, because it will soon find its way towards -99%, or WORSE! As such, I’ve sold out from BITA and hope the company burns to the ground, killing everyone with it.

In its stead, I’ve begun to buy drugs again, wholly off the wagon in search for a good time. To properly “party”, as you cocaine addled option whores like to call it, I’ve purchased shares of SAGE and ICPT.

I’M ABOUT THAT GOLD LIFE

1,697 views

You never thought you’d bear witness to Le Fly getting long gold, eh (extra Canadian)? That’s because I bowl on you pinheads without regard for my own personal safety.

While the lot of you bluebeards run about the playground, to the bedevilment of society at large, “The Fly” is partaking in a trade that will catapult him into the ranks of legendary space alien magicians (SAMs), unseen since the lads back in the times of the Pyramids.

I ADDED TO MY FUCKING GDX POSITION, and did so of sound body, mind and black soul.

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