Category Archives: Art

Chart Art: EXK

By The Fly – Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:04am

This chart will be auctioned at Sotheby’s this spring.

Starting bid: $500,000

This morning I hit the crossroads on my VXX position, down 10%. One of my rules when evaluating positions is to determine at -10% if the stock is worth doubling down on or cutting the loss. At this level, the loss is still small. If I double down and it reverses higher, I’ll be driving up winship lane in no time at all.

To help me make this decision, I fell back on a little “t and a” to assist me with my “dilemma.”

As you can clearly see, that automobile is looking like an alligator and it’s emitting black smoke from its tailpipe, always an ominous sign. At sub 20 on the VIX, typically, it’s a good idea to build a position and just wait for the shit to hit the fan. Don’t worry about the rest, for the fan will spread the shit without pause. Finally, please take note of the “cock and balls” pattern forming. This is HIGH PROBABILITY occurrence and should be respected by market participants.

Needless to say, I doubled down on my VXX tits this morning.

Aside from that, I’m still eyeballing a few oil stocks for purchase. And, DECK is shitting the shower, as predicted by a certain SAM POSER. Well done, Sir. If I cared enough, I’d offer you a sincere apology for my critique.

Chart Art: Copper

By The Fly – Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:36pm

Title: “They call me Dr. Copper”
Artist: HORATIO CLAWHAMMER
Auction House: Sothebys
Date: 9/30/11
Time: 11:59pm
Starting Bid: $99,000

Chart Art: Yen Master

By The Fly – Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:54am

This will be auctioned off at Sotheby’s the Friday after next.

BEHOLD!

Enter the Vortex

By The Fly – Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:27pm

Some of you fuckers are incapable of making your own breakfasts. How the fuck do you expect to bank coin in the murky waters of Wall Street?

Going with my gut, during today’s session, I went “full retard” in my personal accounts, betting on a decline. Every so often, I get “super fucker” aggressive with my personal money, specifically because I have money to burn, bitch. And, I am never wrong, nor do I lose. Like I said, I’m tilted head moronic retard, long VXX/TZA into tomorrow’s love fest.

For clients, all very prim and proper, yachting, super duper bow tie fucker serious people, I made them lean short into the bell. Not so much different than the Tower of Pisa, those fuckers are leaning one way, if you know what I mean. I sold most of PKX, which was a core position up until today. And, I bellied up to the bar, gobbling up more VXX like fish eat oil.

You all have theories about inflation versus deflation. For example, Mr. Gint has been 100% correct about gold. However, that shit has ZERO to do with inflation. That has become an end of days trade. If there was real inflation, TLT would be significantly lower. Motherfuckers, we’re entering the Deflationary Vortex.

See below for illustration.