Come One, Come All

The 12631 trading room has been upgraded. Join now or forever be a piker.
50

It’s also worth noting, the fifth iteration of The PPT (only 1 has been released for public consumption) is scary close to completion. See the video below for how very scary it is.

The PPT is Coming

I’d be remiss if I didn’t talk about the iBankCoin 7th Annual Dinner, starring the world’s best financial blogger who has ever lived.

In attendance was The Option Addict with wife, CHUCK BENNETT with girlfriend, VINCENZO ILLUMINATI, Ragin Cajun, ChessnWine, Cronkite, “The Fly” and my wife. On the menu was mutton, excessive quantities of raw oysters, shrimp, lobster–and as much bordeaux, bourbon, cognac and white russians (extra Dude) that our bodies could contain. One thing that was discussed and possibly agreed upon was for Option Addict and Chess to host a two day seminar, most likely to be domiciled in Las Vegas, a fine excuse for some of you perverts to come out and hang, learn a little, then proceed to cheat on your wives.

As for The PPT: I’ve been informed, in no uncertain terms, that it will be done within a month or two. Mr. Illuminati is working extra hard and has upgraded every single aspect of the software. Current members and prospective members will be thoroughly impressed.

Here is a screen shot of TLT’s August seasonality.
TLT

Futures are edging higher this evening. If we do not tank on the open, we shall shoot straight up. That’s my call and I am sticking to it. Ragin Cajun believes we are going to tank this week. Let the best man win.

A Sublime Harmony of Mathematical Precision

I am in a very gregarious mood. I just had dinner at my favorite fish eatery in Princeton. The boys from iBC are en route to NYC as we speak for our annual meeting. And, to top it off, The PPT is flashing OVERSOLD–once again. I am telling you this, despite you being a mere internet leech, a leper of sorts, because I am a very generous man. Just this week, you have received a free rare gift from After Hours with Option Addict and now you get to BEHOLD! a live PPT OVERSOLD signal, which flagged throughout the trading session.

Over the past 12 months the stats read like a Rocky Marciano headline, 0 losses out of 10 contests.

What does it all mean?

Flawless victory awaits.

Over the past 36 months, the signal has a 86% track record, 24 wins– and just 4 losses (extra Dwight Gooden). It is a supreme engine of winship, a tool that none of you deserve. But let’s be friends, shall we? Embrace yet another gift from atop the capstone of iBankCoin and bear witness to face rippage as early as tomorrow–and assuredly by mid-next week.

PPT

SHOMP

A Unique Opportunity Awaits

I am going to place a large deposit into my personal account soon and will be allocating funds designed for long term capital appreciation. On the blog, you often get to see me lather myself in glorious winship, via swing trading. I do have long term investments that would put you to sleep and aren’t very appealing to my ADD addled audience. Think of the blog as a television channel. In order to retain our powerful ratings, people must be killed, drama must be provided. At times, it’s beneficial to see “The Fly” fail, as that sort of trait resonates with most of you.

However, in this instance, you will get to bear witness to the very nascency of supreme winship, via my personal account holdings. I do not pretend to be able to, or want to for that matter, transform my barmitzvah (sp?) dollars into a multi-million dollar account. Instead, and what I am going to do, I will grow my multi-million dollar account, which was earned the old fashioned way, in a methodical and calculated manner. There will not be much trading involved here and I will not talk about it often.

As for the general market: I find myself up on a weak day, so I have zero complaints. My little Amazonian jungle mobile phone play, IFON, is ripping spines out and committing “Babalities” upon the people who doubted me. IFON should trade to $10 in our lifetime, so help me God.

One quick note: both JMEI and GOGO want to go. And, I really like AG here, and the rest of the gold/silver space. There is money to be made in them hills. Go and get some.

Reminder: All annual members of The PPT, 12631 and After Hours with Option Addict qualify for our 1st annual Labour Day Chinese Lotto Drawing, at which time I will gift two cash prizes–one for 1k and another for $500. If you’ve been on the fence about joining or upgrading your membership, get off the damned fence and do it. If you want further details, contact our customer service rep: customerservices@iBankCoin.com

A Fine End to a Treacherous Week

About ten years ago I had a client close out his account. He was taking a position at a new company and due to compliance concerns, he needed to consolidate his brokerage accounts. Many people in my industry get vindictive when accounts are closed out, often ‘full boating’ clients on the way out, as a bad faith gesture to fuck off for closing the account. I’ve always done the exact opposite, charging nothing to leave, a gesture that communicated my appreciation for the years of business that this person entrusted in me.

Who knows if this person remembers what I did or not? The important point is that we left on good terms, because I chose to take the high road and not the petty one.

I will have you know, this person is now my largest client.

Don’t burn bridges people. Many of you are too stupid to understand that networking between people is the most valuable asset we have, other than time. If you are an intra-vert, oddballish around other humans, you should take public speaking classes or learn how to not be a pussy around women.

You’re all going to die within a few short decades, so you might as well go for the prize now.

In other news, The PPT wins again. Ask somebody.
PPT

Print This and Smack Yourself in the Face with It

ppt

As you can see from the chart above, The PPT‘s oversold indicator crushed it again. Over the lifetime of the system, since 2008, the system is now running at an impressive 83% accuracy rate. Now what I would like you to do, since you’re all big talkers, is to print this post out, dip it in some water, and smack yourselves in your big, fat, faces with it.

Futures are indicating a weak opening. But I don’t believe the sellers are hell bent on lower prices just yet. We are overdue for some weakness, the July lull that I’ve been waiting for. But at the end of the day, any dip is a buying opportunity until late August.

Just to reiterate: I am ‘super-bullish’ on stocks until late August, when I believe this market might top out. Until then, enjoy your chinese lottery plays and prepare for a rainy day.

Here Are Some Ideas for the Week to Come

What worked last week?

This is taken from the new PPT, currently under development.

1 week returns for industries.

lastweek

Here are some individual stock winners.
Solar: CSUN, TSL, YGE.
Internet service providers: REDF, TRLA, SIFY
General Entertainment: MMYT, VGGL, PRXI
3-D: DDD, AMAVF, ONVO
Hospitals: CYH, CCM, THC

What’s next? Let’s have a look at some laggards.

Last week a slew of beaten down tech stocks rose by double digits. But what’s down big over the last 3 months and didn’t gap higher by 10% last week? Very simple analysis.

laggards

From that list, I am long CNQR.

THE BEARS ARE IN HELL

All of the panic and strife from two weeks ago has withered away, like pixie dust in the wind with the profits of professional short sellers. The stocks that everyone was afraid to own are now ownable, bankable companies, worthy of your attention. Look at FEYE, DWRE and NOW screaming higher.

The good folks over at GOOG have decided that they do not like SALE’s coupons and have prohibited people from finding it on the internet, in favor of COUP’s coupons. While some people might say “that’s punitive, anti-competitive and generally unfair.” I say to them, and anyone else, the internet belongs to Google, so shut up.

Most of my stocks are higher today and I am back on a profitable path, but there is a cost. No longer am I able to toss around millions of dollars into whims, play around like some animal in a field of garbage. I am much more selective now, imposing rules and order to my trading practices. Believe you me, there are so many degenerate stocks that I wish to own now, but I simply cannot afford to buy them. Until I make back 10% from my -32% loss, I am in the proverbial ‘fag box.’ In case you’re wondering, I am still down about 32%, so there’s nothing to get excited about just yet.

HOWEVER, I need  to remind you of the imperial powers of The PPT, flagging  the market to be oversold on 5/15, when the SPY was at $187.4. On that day, I purchased QQQ, as part of my new trading strategy, at $87.4. I will sell it  on the 7th day, which is Tuesday, most likely for a 3-4% profit.

Over the past 12 months, our mean reversion algorithm is 100% accurate, 10-0, over a 10 day hold. Over the lifetime of this algorithm (2008), it clocks in at 85% accurate.

To get ahead in the market, I do not need the holy grail. All I need is an edge. This provides me with that and I’d be remiss if I didn’t take full advantage of the tools god has bestowed upon me.

Amen.

Post Olde Man Portfolio

After I catch my sea-legs, I will be sashaying (no homo) out of the amber of olde man, wheeled chair, restrictiveness– back into something a bit more aggressive. For those of you in the money management business and solely focused on gathering assets, this is probably not for you–as you should be more interested in preservation of capital over outperformance. As to why I do what I do: I enjoy shooting for the stars. It keeps my blood flowing like a raging river.

On June 1st, I will be updating the GARP (growth at a reasonable price) Index inside of The PPT. Year to date, excluding dividends, it is down less than 3%. Considering the pressure applied to growth stocks, I’d say it could’ve been a lot worse. However, being down is never acceptable. Most of the GARP loss is in one stock: NUS, which was cut in half since the beginning of the year. Ex that out and it would definitely be up. I intend to right the ship in that index during the second half of the year.

If I was putting together a portfolio today, I would pick 10 stocks. Three of them would be mega cap dividend payers aka olde man stocks. Five of them would be GARP plays. And the last two spots would be reserved for high beta growth plays–equal weighting of 10% across the board.

Just to give you an idea, here is one portfolio that I put together for someone just yesterday (new money comes in all the time).

PG
COP
BUD
KORS
GILD
ABC
FANG
YNDX
YELP
SCTY

An alternative portfolio, one that I am also modeling might look like this:

KMB
OXY
TGT
HAR
JAZZ
TRN
SLCA
EPAM
LNKD
CSIQ

My actively traded accounts would look a lot different, as they’re structured for short term trading. A stock like XON could be plugged in there, instead of YELP or SCTY. The point is, if you are doing this professionally or self-directing your own assets, it’s a good idea to have a plan. It’s also worth noting, plans work out incredibly well until something goes wrong. Be prepared for extreme tomfoolery and stress test your account under a number of scenarios. You should never manage your money the way I just did, over the past two months. Going forward, I intend to exhibit a lot more discipline and structure in my investment approach, in order to mitigate “full body detonation.”

Come One, Come All

The 12631 trading room has been upgraded. Join now or forever be a piker.
50

It’s also worth noting, the fifth iteration of The PPT (only 1 has been released for public consumption) is scary close to completion. See the video below for how very scary it is.

The PPT is Coming

I’d be remiss if I didn’t talk about the iBankCoin 7th Annual Dinner, starring the world’s best financial blogger who has ever lived.

In attendance was The Option Addict with wife, CHUCK BENNETT with girlfriend, VINCENZO ILLUMINATI, Ragin Cajun, ChessnWine, Cronkite, “The Fly” and my wife. On the menu was mutton, excessive quantities of raw oysters, shrimp, lobster–and as much bordeaux, bourbon, cognac and white russians (extra Dude) that our bodies could contain. One thing that was discussed and possibly agreed upon was for Option Addict and Chess to host a two day seminar, most likely to be domiciled in Las Vegas, a fine excuse for some of you perverts to come out and hang, learn a little, then proceed to cheat on your wives.

As for The PPT: I’ve been informed, in no uncertain terms, that it will be done within a month or two. Mr. Illuminati is working extra hard and has upgraded every single aspect of the software. Current members and prospective members will be thoroughly impressed.

Here is a screen shot of TLT’s August seasonality.
TLT

Futures are edging higher this evening. If we do not tank on the open, we shall shoot straight up. That’s my call and I am sticking to it. Ragin Cajun believes we are going to tank this week. Let the best man win.

A Sublime Harmony of Mathematical Precision

I am in a very gregarious mood. I just had dinner at my favorite fish eatery in Princeton. The boys from iBC are en route to NYC as we speak for our annual meeting. And, to top it off, The PPT is flashing OVERSOLD–once again. I am telling you this, despite you being a mere internet leech, a leper of sorts, because I am a very generous man. Just this week, you have received a free rare gift from After Hours with Option Addict and now you get to BEHOLD! a live PPT OVERSOLD signal, which flagged throughout the trading session.

Over the past 12 months the stats read like a Rocky Marciano headline, 0 losses out of 10 contests.

What does it all mean?

Flawless victory awaits.

Over the past 36 months, the signal has a 86% track record, 24 wins– and just 4 losses (extra Dwight Gooden). It is a supreme engine of winship, a tool that none of you deserve. But let’s be friends, shall we? Embrace yet another gift from atop the capstone of iBankCoin and bear witness to face rippage as early as tomorrow–and assuredly by mid-next week.

PPT

SHOMP

A Unique Opportunity Awaits

I am going to place a large deposit into my personal account soon and will be allocating funds designed for long term capital appreciation. On the blog, you often get to see me lather myself in glorious winship, via swing trading. I do have long term investments that would put you to sleep and aren’t very appealing to my ADD addled audience. Think of the blog as a television channel. In order to retain our powerful ratings, people must be killed, drama must be provided. At times, it’s beneficial to see “The Fly” fail, as that sort of trait resonates with most of you.

However, in this instance, you will get to bear witness to the very nascency of supreme winship, via my personal account holdings. I do not pretend to be able to, or want to for that matter, transform my barmitzvah (sp?) dollars into a multi-million dollar account. Instead, and what I am going to do, I will grow my multi-million dollar account, which was earned the old fashioned way, in a methodical and calculated manner. There will not be much trading involved here and I will not talk about it often.

As for the general market: I find myself up on a weak day, so I have zero complaints. My little Amazonian jungle mobile phone play, IFON, is ripping spines out and committing “Babalities” upon the people who doubted me. IFON should trade to $10 in our lifetime, so help me God.

One quick note: both JMEI and GOGO want to go. And, I really like AG here, and the rest of the gold/silver space. There is money to be made in them hills. Go and get some.

Reminder: All annual members of The PPT, 12631 and After Hours with Option Addict qualify for our 1st annual Labour Day Chinese Lotto Drawing, at which time I will gift two cash prizes–one for 1k and another for $500. If you’ve been on the fence about joining or upgrading your membership, get off the damned fence and do it. If you want further details, contact our customer service rep: customerservices@iBankCoin.com

A Fine End to a Treacherous Week

About ten years ago I had a client close out his account. He was taking a position at a new company and due to compliance concerns, he needed to consolidate his brokerage accounts. Many people in my industry get vindictive when accounts are closed out, often ‘full boating’ clients on the way out, as a bad faith gesture to fuck off for closing the account. I’ve always done the exact opposite, charging nothing to leave, a gesture that communicated my appreciation for the years of business that this person entrusted in me.

Who knows if this person remembers what I did or not? The important point is that we left on good terms, because I chose to take the high road and not the petty one.

I will have you know, this person is now my largest client.

Don’t burn bridges people. Many of you are too stupid to understand that networking between people is the most valuable asset we have, other than time. If you are an intra-vert, oddballish around other humans, you should take public speaking classes or learn how to not be a pussy around women.

You’re all going to die within a few short decades, so you might as well go for the prize now.

In other news, The PPT wins again. Ask somebody.
PPT

Print This and Smack Yourself in the Face with It

ppt

As you can see from the chart above, The PPT‘s oversold indicator crushed it again. Over the lifetime of the system, since 2008, the system is now running at an impressive 83% accuracy rate. Now what I would like you to do, since you’re all big talkers, is to print this post out, dip it in some water, and smack yourselves in your big, fat, faces with it.

Futures are indicating a weak opening. But I don’t believe the sellers are hell bent on lower prices just yet. We are overdue for some weakness, the July lull that I’ve been waiting for. But at the end of the day, any dip is a buying opportunity until late August.

Just to reiterate: I am ‘super-bullish’ on stocks until late August, when I believe this market might top out. Until then, enjoy your chinese lottery plays and prepare for a rainy day.

Here Are Some Ideas for the Week to Come

What worked last week?

This is taken from the new PPT, currently under development.

1 week returns for industries.

lastweek

Here are some individual stock winners.
Solar: CSUN, TSL, YGE.
Internet service providers: REDF, TRLA, SIFY
General Entertainment: MMYT, VGGL, PRXI
3-D: DDD, AMAVF, ONVO
Hospitals: CYH, CCM, THC

What’s next? Let’s have a look at some laggards.

Last week a slew of beaten down tech stocks rose by double digits. But what’s down big over the last 3 months and didn’t gap higher by 10% last week? Very simple analysis.

laggards

From that list, I am long CNQR.

THE BEARS ARE IN HELL

All of the panic and strife from two weeks ago has withered away, like pixie dust in the wind with the profits of professional short sellers. The stocks that everyone was afraid to own are now ownable, bankable companies, worthy of your attention. Look at FEYE, DWRE and NOW screaming higher.

The good folks over at GOOG have decided that they do not like SALE’s coupons and have prohibited people from finding it on the internet, in favor of COUP’s coupons. While some people might say “that’s punitive, anti-competitive and generally unfair.” I say to them, and anyone else, the internet belongs to Google, so shut up.

Most of my stocks are higher today and I am back on a profitable path, but there is a cost. No longer am I able to toss around millions of dollars into whims, play around like some animal in a field of garbage. I am much more selective now, imposing rules and order to my trading practices. Believe you me, there are so many degenerate stocks that I wish to own now, but I simply cannot afford to buy them. Until I make back 10% from my -32% loss, I am in the proverbial ‘fag box.’ In case you’re wondering, I am still down about 32%, so there’s nothing to get excited about just yet.

HOWEVER, I need  to remind you of the imperial powers of The PPT, flagging  the market to be oversold on 5/15, when the SPY was at $187.4. On that day, I purchased QQQ, as part of my new trading strategy, at $87.4. I will sell it  on the 7th day, which is Tuesday, most likely for a 3-4% profit.

Over the past 12 months, our mean reversion algorithm is 100% accurate, 10-0, over a 10 day hold. Over the lifetime of this algorithm (2008), it clocks in at 85% accurate.

To get ahead in the market, I do not need the holy grail. All I need is an edge. This provides me with that and I’d be remiss if I didn’t take full advantage of the tools god has bestowed upon me.

Amen.

Post Olde Man Portfolio

After I catch my sea-legs, I will be sashaying (no homo) out of the amber of olde man, wheeled chair, restrictiveness– back into something a bit more aggressive. For those of you in the money management business and solely focused on gathering assets, this is probably not for you–as you should be more interested in preservation of capital over outperformance. As to why I do what I do: I enjoy shooting for the stars. It keeps my blood flowing like a raging river.

On June 1st, I will be updating the GARP (growth at a reasonable price) Index inside of The PPT. Year to date, excluding dividends, it is down less than 3%. Considering the pressure applied to growth stocks, I’d say it could’ve been a lot worse. However, being down is never acceptable. Most of the GARP loss is in one stock: NUS, which was cut in half since the beginning of the year. Ex that out and it would definitely be up. I intend to right the ship in that index during the second half of the year.

If I was putting together a portfolio today, I would pick 10 stocks. Three of them would be mega cap dividend payers aka olde man stocks. Five of them would be GARP plays. And the last two spots would be reserved for high beta growth plays–equal weighting of 10% across the board.

Just to give you an idea, here is one portfolio that I put together for someone just yesterday (new money comes in all the time).

PG
COP
BUD
KORS
GILD
ABC
FANG
YNDX
YELP
SCTY

An alternative portfolio, one that I am also modeling might look like this:

KMB
OXY
TGT
HAR
JAZZ
TRN
SLCA
EPAM
LNKD
CSIQ

My actively traded accounts would look a lot different, as they’re structured for short term trading. A stock like XON could be plugged in there, instead of YELP or SCTY. The point is, if you are doing this professionally or self-directing your own assets, it’s a good idea to have a plan. It’s also worth noting, plans work out incredibly well until something goes wrong. Be prepared for extreme tomfoolery and stress test your account under a number of scenarios. You should never manage your money the way I just did, over the past two months. Going forward, I intend to exhibit a lot more discipline and structure in my investment approach, in order to mitigate “full body detonation.”

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