Danny nailed the “back of the dirty envelope” economist, nicely.
All of a sudden, everyone is a fucking macro-economist, with extensive field work in the fucktarded art of shorting stocks.
If 99% of the weak kneed investor class is bearish, I think it makes sense to take the other side of that trade, no?
I mean, some of you come here declaring “the next Great Depression is here.” Then, you proceed to explain how “cool” and “savory” you are for buying puts or “loading up short BIDU.”
Mark my words, the wheels of your shitmobile will get knocked off, shortly.
I’m not as old as some of you kidney stone recipients. But, I can attest to this market environment being “reverse 1999,” where all of a sudden everyone is a short selling machine.
You’ve got inverse ETF’s, OEX puts and “technical breakdowns” setting up to make you “Santa Claus money,” right?
Moreover, everyone on the street knows CFC, WM and BSC are going bankrupt—as if it already happened.
After all, the banks are a mess. The homies are dead. And the consumer is buried.
Until you read something like this, you thought you had it all figured out, didn’t you?
Prepare for swift decapitation, via credit card guillotine— fuckface.
“The Fly” shall relish your pending doom, as if it were some sort of real doom that was worth “relishing.”
UPDATE: Internet sales up 22% from last year. Again, bearshitters, prepare for the “credit card figure four leg lock.”Comments »