Just in case you’ve been unsuccessfully trying to visit this Goldy website wondering: “WTF is going on with this geocities type, slow, piece of shit offal of a site,” I can tell you the problem.
VINCENZO.
We have two IT guys on iBC: Jeremy and VINCENZO. Jeremy created all of the good stuff: web design, widgets, PPT etc. VINCENZO is in charge of the server and bandwidth concerns. We keep him holed up in a “cold room,” where he keeps busy with his spaghetti and meatball meals, large vats of olive oil and balsamic vinegar. From time to time, he causes catastrophic, irreversible damage to iBankCoin, such as now.
Early reports indicate that VINCENZO dropped an entire pot of gravy on our servers, slipped on the scattered pasta, then accidentally kicked an entire basket of bread crumbs into iBC’s server rack. As a result, the site as been intermittently offline. As I write this, VINCENZO is mopping up the gravy and picking out small pieces of embedded sausage from iBC’s expensive hardware. I authorized the purchase of new equipment and the suspension of VINCENZO, for an undetermined length of time.
God willing, the site will be running smoothly, able to handle all of the auto-refreshing cocksuckers, who bog down CA’s busy trading room, first thing Monday morning.
As an aside, I blew out of 50,000 FITB, north of $7.90 and I bought another 25,000 FTK, around $2.60. Into the bell, I like stocks, but feel comfortable raising a little more cash. I will sell out the remainder of my FITB position, north of $8. And, I sold out of my ATHR position, north of $18.85.
UPDATE: I sold out of MWA, north of $4.25.
UPDATE: I have been raising my cash levels, through various sales, and now possess a cash position just north of 10%. Over the weekend, I will post my top 10 positions and strategy, exclusively, on The PPT.
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