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Listen to me,

These are the very best of days in the market. If you are cavorting the market place in puts, straddled in burlap cloth attire and only interested in gold, you should go fuck yourself. This is a BULL MARKET and only men are allow to trade it.

What do I mean by that?

Women should refrain from partaking and instead go into the kitchen to bake pies.

There are two types of people in this market, those who made +134bps for the session and those who did not. I feel sorry for you. I really do. But the truth of the matter is, this is as good as it gets and you’re too stupid to figure it out.

It sort of reminds of a conversation I had with a good friend recently who thought Kirkland’s ground coffee was “the best” coffee out there. I sort of chuckled and said “I’d send you some quality beans to taste what good coffee really is, but you wouldn’t know the difference.”

Do you know what I am saying?

There is only one SeƱor Tropicana, the rest of you are simply existing in my program.

Good day.

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  1. bensteinsmoney

    +285 bps here

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