I was hopeful heading into today we’d really see a banking collapse. Instead, I was offered a sword into my stomach via VIX collapse. I had a big UVIX position. I closed it out and then forayed into FAZ and made some coin there, as the banks COLLAPSED late in the session — reversing massive gains.
Into the last hour of trade I thought it’d be a swell idea to foray back into UVIX — for revenge and all. It started off ok and then I kept adding to it and adding to it and then in the last 15 mins news hit that the DEMONCRATS were offering a bill to REPEAL bank deregulation. Sounds like a double negative — but the CATAMITES in the market today took that fucking news and bet their grandmother’s estate on it and ramped it into my fucking face — causing me great pain and anguish.
In a 100% long book, I closed down 1.53% for the session — all thanks to UVIX. In total, I lost about $40k in UVIX today, meaning that without it I’d be up maybe 4%. Who the fuck cares? I am not in this for a day, “this” being whatever mission in the market I seem to be on.
Often times during times like this — CUNTS inside Stocklabs will level charges at me — proclaiming I be cold and “off” with my timing. Well, no man is perfect and I certainly have the bald head to prove it. NEVERTHELESS, I am a person with a vindictive soul — driven by both greed and an insatiable desire for revenge. I am exacting revenge at all times, on people who aren’t even aware of my existence. Without an enemy to fix my gaze upon, I am rudderless.
So keep betting against me. See where it gets you.
The market action was bullish. I regret to inform you of that. But the pin action in the banks was dreadful. We (the royal sense of course) are eagerly awaiting a renewed collapse — at which point I can validate my poor timing in UVIX as some sort of “plan” or scheme.
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UVIX isn’t dead yet.
told ya. Hope you still have it.
Bullitt or Mach 1
BTFP stopped a banking collapse but it won’t stop a recession.
“Recession, recession!” blah blah fuckin’ BLAH. I’ve been
hearing this shit for over a year. But the Biden Boom rolls on.
And now Biden is doing well as “Inflation Fighter Joe”.
You could ASK for a better President – but wouldn’t get one!
You’re like the opposite of that IT IS SHOWTIME dude that used to post here.
Quick!
Somebody wake Fly up.
LOL! He’s awake; just extremely busy right now.
Going to be an interesting open. This pretty much kills a Fed rate hike next week.
Wake me up when the S&P hits 3400.