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HAPPY FIREWORKS AND HOT DOGS DAY

With all that is happening, it would be easy for me to shit on the 4th of July today — seeing just about all decisions made on behalf of the American people run counter to the best interests of the American people. But I’m not going to do that — especially since there’s so many of the Hot Dogs and hamburgers for you to eat today.

Why don’t you wash them down with a nice frosted beer, as you preside over the oversized stainless steel grill, preparing sausages for junior and grilled chicken breast for the wife and daughter?

Perhaps after you’ve eaten enough to feed 10 people — you can sit down and relax. After all, you’ve earned it. Might I suggest a brandy and cigar? It’s always the patriotic thing to do on the 4th of July.

When the day grows longer and the kids become restless, might I suggest you take out some fired crackers and light them up in front of the house? You can hand junior a lighter and your daughter a sparkler and have them partake in the festivities — watching the colors and smelling the gunned powder —- so much smoke but not enough to choke on — just the right amount.

After the show is over, might I suggest some iced cream or Italian ices and an episode or two of the Honeymooners before bed?

Happy 4th to the last generation of Americans who gives a shit.

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5 comments

  1. juice

    who doesn’t like Italianed ices!?

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  2. Caffeinated

    I started feeling much better when I gave up hope.

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  3. roguewave

    old song
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FDtVe04Z5I

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  4. metalleg

    Happy 4th comrade.

    I’m going to go now and blow a couple of fingers off with the here M-80.

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  5. roguewave

    Today Americans celebrate what they used to be. And pretend they still are.
    Bill Bonner
    https://bonnerprivateresearch.substack.com/p/america-now-and-then?utm_source=email

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