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Glorious Wreckage: The Fly Surges Amidst Toil and Tumult

Greetings plebs

As many you see, we are in crisis now. As many of you know, those versed in my track record at iBankCoin – I have yet to miss an opportunity to profit off crisis. We traded here merrily in the 2008 fires and even during the 2020 plague. Now we have the final end game and some of you aren’t onboard. I will lay it out best I can, in layman’s terms.

Russia is sick of America’s bullshit and is using our CRT/LGBT chasm of weakness to advance their internal goals. We have never been weaker as a country, so they figured “fuck it, let’s sack Ukraine.”

Toothless and defenseless Europe now finds themselves in the unfortunate position of having to FREEZE and STARVE to death due to their reliance on Russian wheat and gas. They cannot fight against Russia — because all of the men of Europe have been replaced by trannies (I realize I am coming across as a reprobate).

As Russia has us by the nuts, China will extend their cocks into Taiwan and then we shall really see tumult.

The world is in the beginning stages of burning. What you see here is a mere kindling. The ancillary effects of Russian war is sharply higher commodity prices but more importantly SCARCITY. This is why renewables like GRPE, REGI, and OPPT ran today when they should have collapsed. We also saw spikes in the grains, which will lead to shortages in fertilizers. MOS is your play there.

Let’s not forget alumnium. The pleb buys AA on aluminum shortage headlines; but the keen investor, those found inside the gracious confines of Stocklabs, buys BTU — because he knows and understands how aluminum is made.

In short, we are just getting started.

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2 comments

  1. tha pirate

    Next disaster:

    Brandon and his woke mob stand around with their thumb up their -sses as China scoops up Taiwan and Iran builds more terror squads equipped with nuclear bombs (and of course the US sends Iran moar cash and better deals.

    Yes Cap’n we ARE doomed and the Dems have screwed us.

    Ps. Anyone catch the latest fakenews spin out of the Democrat-Media complex? They will now try to blame all our problems on the RUSKIES; but NOT on their idiotic policies of stopping drilling, projecting weakness (as we did in Afghanistan & currently with Iran & China) and of course on the Orange man.

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    • macpatton

      you know they bury pirates in the sand at low tide… so they can contemplate how to “strive for a world where your chances in life are determined as little as possible by your birth” while the tide rises

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