I have removed my inhibitions and dove into the warm water of the market. I do believe the pool is heated and hope it’s not urine that I am traversing in. I managed +108bps today and closed 122% leveraged long in only “the best” stocks. Those stocks and all of my trades are provided for, in conjunction with, the good folks inside Stocklabs — a gentleman’s club where one discusses the events of the day whilst smoking pipes and cigars, sipping brandy, and sharing investment ideas.
While it’s true, we have 2 or 3 females amongst our ranks, we largely aggravate and cause great consternation in the fairer sex, who, might I add, might prefer to bake pies at home for her husband instead of cavorting with gentlemen of industry, unchapperoned, inside our halls.
Into the teeth of December, the IWM is higher by 3.6%. This makes me slightly uneasy because there should not be much more upside. My sincerest hope is for an outlier December of 2021, which falls in line with wish-casting, a plebeian Third Estate form of behavior on par with scratch off lottery tickets.
Nonetheless, here I am long “the best” stocks in size, +235% for 2021.
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“…might prefer to bake pies at home for her husband instead of cavorting with gentlemen of industry, unchapperoned, inside our halls.”
Oh Oh !!!
Waiting for some comments.
P.S. Good thing Mrs. Fly does not read your Blog otherwise you may never again taste a homeade pie (probably from the Mother In Law either).
Um, Mrs. Fly can’t read. If she could, she would be Mrs. Notfly.
Nah, you have 2 or 3 cumdumpsters
Aren’t you 48 yet??