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Why Lie? December is Not a Great Month for Stocks

A commonly parroted narrative by the vaccinated people on the teevee is to suggest December, for all intents and purpose, is this pomp month replete with gifts from Satanic Santa — a boon of sort for investors. But is this true, or the machinations of weak people with weak minds projecting their holiday depravity unto you?

Here are the facts.


Data via Stocklabs

So the reality is December is one of three months in the year that trades down more often than up, going back to 1999. Do you see what I see?

OMICRON FEARS are palpable and the news is ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE. The misconception of vaccinating ourselves into the bosom of safety is more than ridiculous at this point — but absurd. The tedious data points of highly vaccinated places like Portugal or Denmark enjoying COVID breakouts suggests one of two things.

1. The vaccine is failing and causing ADE. The vaccinated are causing the variants and are like walking biological time bombs. Last I checked, viruses evolve after meeting resistance from something trying to fuck it. Us pure bloods aren’t trying to fuck anything.

2. The vaccine is ineffective.

The net result is having to deal with the weak and the FATS die off in large numbers. Having said that, should I succumb to COVID OMICRON and die off like the rest of you, it won’t be because I didn’t choose to vaccinate, but because I got sick and died you stupid piece of shits. If people who got triple vaxxed are dying off like morons, why the fuck can’t I being zero vaxxed?

At any rate, I went long a bunch of shit, all discussed in Stocklabs, and hedged it with a 15% position in TZA — 20% cash.

I was up 35bps for the session — flat for December.

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36 comments

  1. alty

    I see your Twitter drivel has fully permeated the blog now as well. Sad.

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  2. roguewave

    crypto: https://cryptohayes.medium.com/dao-lay-lo-mo-3645f517d2d6

    Indeud! To paraphrase some smart guy, in markets and in life I want an unlevel playing field I can take advantage of. I want low risk and huge upside or huge benefits with little or no downside.
    Yes there is always risk. Life is risk. You can not avoid assessing risks ultimately.
    Assess +’s and -‘s. Place your bets. Live or die with the results.

    Chamelia Harris mentioned below:
    https://mailchi.mp/tomwoods/hypocrites?e=78df0457c0

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  3. roguewave

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    crypto: https://cryptohayes.medium.com/dao-lay-lo-mo-3645f517d2d6

    Indeud! To paraphrase some smart guy, in markets and in life I want an unlevel playing field I can take advantage of. I want low risk and huge upside or huge benefits with little or no downside.
    Yes there is always risk. Life is risk. You can not avoid assessing risks ultimately.
    Assess +’s and -‘s. Place your bets. Live or die with the results.

    Chamelia Harris mentioned below:
    https://mailchi.mp/tomwoods/hypocrites?e=78df0457c0

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  4. chuckem

    I know people that are excited to get boosters etc. Same ones that get excited about voting. “Did you get your booster yet?” Fuck off

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  5. it is showtime

    bs “variant” names. in order.

    Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Omicron

    A: 1
    B: 2
    G: 7
    D: 4
    O: 15

    127415
    December 7, 41. with wanton cavorting 5 on the end.
    Pearl Harbor day. with wanton cavorting 5 on the end.

    Regardless, we are being attacked. by other asian country.
    variants are mix of minor spike protein offshoots prescripted anyway and relabelled common cold. which are either rhinovirus or coronavirus

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  6. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    The vaccinated are croaking at a much lower rate than stupid people. You get what you get and don’t be upset? Right? Here’s a recent TX study. Not NY.. Not CA.. fuckin’ TX. There are graphs and stuff so even your dopiest readers can follow it.

    https://www.texastribune.org/2021/11/08/texas-coronavirus-deaths-vaccinated/

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  7. helen

    Just because you moved to hicksville, doesn’t mean you have to become one. Too late I guess!
    Why do you knowingly keep spreading incorrect info? Looking for an anchor seat at fox ‘news’?
    Truly sad!!!

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  8. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Fly I have 2 questions:

    1) have you backtested how the OS signal performs in a bear market? Does it start flashing fake buy signals or do they hold up? (say Tech Bubble)

    2) has this sites traffic started ticking up? I notice a sudden spike in communications. I recall in the old days there was some strange correlation with iBC traffic and bear markets.

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    • Dr. Fly

      BEAR MARKET ALGO would be much longer dated OS, like 10yr or historical ranges, which includes all of the bear years.

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  9. Mr. Cain Thaler

    I really do not understand why any of you would lay your credibility on the line for vaccines against wuhan virus at this particular junction (i.e. right as they’re failing).

    This isn’t Peter Pan, kids. Your clapping really does shit. It’s dead now.

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    • Dr. Fly

      It’s called coping

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      • metalleg

        Lots of stupids on your blog.

        I suggest you stop trying to beat sense into them.

        Let them get their twice a year boosters and deal with the consequences.

        Those who believe the bs aren’t going to change their minds and those who see shit for what it is don’t need any help.

        Natural selection will take care of things.

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        • roguewave

          Most are still in stage 1
          1. Denial
          2. Bargaining
          3. Depression
          4. Anger
          5. Acceptance
          6. Take productive action

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler

        I am in no way anti-vaccine generally but the mountain to climb in order to vaccinate away a coronavirus was always quite steep and high.

        What’s particularly ironic is that the people who spent all year threatening and cajoling everyone to get vaxxed now probably pose the greatest threat to vulnerable members of the population. 20 and 30 year olds opting for vaccinating themselves rather than natural immunity selected an inferior form of protection and one which the virus has now evolved around. In the process they made a hard tradeoff of getting potentially superior resistance at some minor tradeoff of fractions of a percent in mortality. And now… that armor is cracked and they will be forced to give up or otherwise start all over again.

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        • tha pirate

          Well said Cain. Dr Fraudci and the far left are not only pushing away peoples right to decide what is right to put inside their OWN bodies, but violating the fundamental right of being American – FREEDOM. Freedom is what the Dem-Socialists hate – they want the state to run YOUR life.

          A 20 year old athlete does NOT have the same nutritional/physiological/medical needs as an 85 year old. I am not ‘anti-vax’ per say – but different people have different NEEDS! The “vaccines” (which are NOT vaccines by definition) should not only be an individual choice in the spirit of fairness, but also in the spirit of the US Constitution. You DON’T FORCE PEOPLE TO DO THIS in a free country.

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        • traderconfessions

          The dangers of Covid are death and long haul symptoms. Neither are pleasant. Those who want to risk either to acquire natural immunity have my blessing. Just wear a fuckin mask while indoors with others.

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          • Mr. Cain Thaler

            You could have the same concerns over a half dozen chemicals that are under your kitchen sink at this exact moment. Nothing is risk free.

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  10. roguewave

    crypto deniers: https://twitter.com/Blockworks_/status/1466495266417225730

    other deniers: Chamelia Harris mention:
    https://mailchi.mp/tomwoods/hypocrites?e=78df0457c0

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  11. flea

    “Stock Futures Climb After Weak Payrolls Report”

    Tired of shit like this ….

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