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Market Looks Dreadful

It’s always amusing to me how out of touch I feel when away from the market for just a day, sometimes a few hours. Yesterday I Eddy Barzooned myself into a pastiche of stocks only to Barzoon the fuck out today to no avail. I’m presently 90% cash with little confidence to trade anything until I get back home.

Thus far, cryptos appear to have placed in a bottom, even though twitter declared them to be dead several days ago. My new SHITCOIN purchases have gone very well, some up in excess of 20%.

The City of Charleston is beautiful and the food is great; but the weather in early March is an abomination. Also the fucking ferry ride to Ft Sumter had to have been one of the single worst experiences of my life. The stench of diesel fuel and the sea made the cabins uninhabitable, ergo forcing me into the very frosty outdoors to withstand the elements all for a stupid fort that meant nothing, and still means nothing.

I’ll try to trade into this mess until I head out; but I don’t feeeeeeeel like I’ll make any real headway, until I’m back home in front of 400 monitors, overseeing my empire from the comforts of magnificent office.

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10 comments

  1. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Nothing dreadful about it

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  2. tradercaddy

    If you get to Ft. Sumter on the early ride you can get to raise the flag (not Confederate).
    The flag is pretty huge.
    You should make your next trip to Savannah.
    It’s more of a “blue collar” Charleston.
    Just as pretty and great eats.

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  3. purdy

    Tennis at …”the club” and now …”the stench of the sea made the cabins uninhabitable”.

    NY NJ Fly would have said “yeech” to what you’ve become.

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  4. indexjoe

    Ft. Sumter? More like Ft. Sewer

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  5. ezthere

    From cardigan sweaters in fields of lavender to lungs of diesel… bottoms in. Feds will de buying bonds with both hands.

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  6. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    I’ll tell you what else looks dreadful. This rash on my pecker.

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