iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE CRYPTO BOTTOM IS IN

I hope you had the eternal fortitude to step in when blood was flowing in the streets. Now you can sit back and enjoy your 10x returns, all the while EARNING 10% interest on your SHITCOINS via staking.

Get STAKE’d fuckers.

I’m very sorry to have learned about this and I know it has been happening for years. However, that doesn’t make it right. The staking phenomenon will destroy the cryptos at some point along this long winding narrative. Nevertheless, I will continue to dollar cost average into a slew of coins. Aside from ETH, I am now a monthly buyer of AAVE, LINK, MKR, REP, and UNI. I endeavor to profit via the coins of some of these staker fuckers, rather than risk my coins via some hare brained gambit to earn interest on my speculative investments.

I’m in Charleston now, an unbelievably beautiful city, probably the prettiest city I’ve ever seen. I’ll be out all day, holding just 20% weighting in my trading. In my long term, it appears SE is taking the fuck off — a must own for anyone needing foreign growth exposure.

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8 comments

  1. itsgold

    no BTC?

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    • metalleg

      BTC is shit. Still may go to $100k or more but it is a POS from a tech perspective. ETH not nearly as good as ADA and you can stake ADA although ETH can and probably will go much higher.

      Pro-tip: Pirate Chain (ARRR)

      https://pirate.black/

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  2. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Dr. Seuss is a racist. I have a low cost basis. Primarily in gold of which I will hold if I may be so bold.

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  3. toplel_sloth

    imagine being so dogmatic that you clung to BSV and missed out on this degeneracy

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    • metalleg

      Nothing wrong with owning some BSV in addition to others.

      It is superior from a technological standpoint but there’s clearly a conspiracy against it. If you can’t see it, you should have your eyeballs checked.

      24th ranked coin in terms of market cap and exchanges don’t want to carry it?

      Superior to BTC in every way imaginable except price but the coin can’t catch a bid?

      I would hold some as a hedge if and when whoever is holding it down loses their grip.

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  4. indexjoe

    WRONG. TOP IS IN.

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    • liske

      IndexJoe what are you smoking. Stonks are old hat. Crypto is both the new FANG and GME all at the same time. Embrace the new world order.

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  5. helen

    Charleston is a gorgeous city. Kinda like San Diego but much more charming

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