iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Shut Up and Eat Fish

Another fine day, another skull fucking ramp into le close. Does it get any easier than this? If it does, please let me know how.

Stock are now nearing +300. You only had to listen. Stop trying to become a trader. Let the professionals handle this shit. You sit over there with your beer and your appetite and shut the fuck up.

I am sure you’ve made a little coin for yourself this year. What are you up, 10%?

Well suck on my nuts, for I am up more than 230%.

See pal, there are two types of people in this world, those up more than 200%, and others fucked heavy in VANGUARD ETFs thinking they’re the shit. Well, you’re not the shit — but you are shit. It’s a NY thing.

I’m trading light, overnight race rippers, casually accumulating money and an esteemed net worth.

OFF TO EAT SOME BANANAS.

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9 comments

  1. spaceman

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    Thursday, June 25th, 10:00am – DJIA 25,300 (-145)

    Thursday, June 25th, 4:00pm – DJIA 25,746 (+300)

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