iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE HAUL

I am only a fisherman.

Today’s haul.

$XSPA +51.6%
$CDR +18.6%
$UAA +10.7%
$DAN +4.1%
$GT +15.8%
$KIM +10.9%
$FNKO +16.1%
$CC +14.6%
$OLED +3.8%
$DDD +3%
$CREE +4.6%
$UAVS -5.2%

95% cash, only FRAN left. This is what total victory looks like.

Thanks for playing.

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41 comments

  1. Po Pimp

    Sold FRSX pre-market for 133% gain.

    Let your nuts hang, bitch.

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  2. purdy

    Obviously Fly is part of the deep state/ banker cabal and knew of today’s fake news release in advance.

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  3. tradercaddy

    #metoo
    XES,XOP,XLE (oil etfs).
    Done for the year (if I was smart).
    P.S.I ain’t that smart- looking for PM renewal (can’t put the monetary genie back in the bottle.

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  4. juice

    https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/guess-what-its-a-hustle/

    Great writer … take note Senor Fly

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    • tradercaddy

      Read the article. When I first saw the name “Kunstler” I thought he might be related to the now deceased radical lawyer Howard Kunstler (also from NY). Old Man Howard wouldn’t have written the article as he appears at the Commie end of the spectrum. I actually met him once whenI was in Law School and helping to prevent

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      • tradercaddy

        Oops. Hit wrong button (nope- Didn’t have a stroke). As I was saying, I met him in Law School helping to prevent a gym being built on the grounds where the Kent State students were killed in 1970.
        Anyway, I never thought this was a black/white thing going. The two knew each other when both worked as security together at a nightclub.

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    • peaches

      what happens when all the old men who think like you die?

      america *was* super racist since 1619. everything was built by slaves. the government stole land from natives and handed it out for free to everyone…. except black people. they riot. they get more rights. rednecks die. hoodrats die. alternate side street sweeping on wednesday mornings. america makes more money. are you upset we are no longer the world’s #1 cotton supplier?

      america was built by globalists. we invented globalization. its over. this was always the plan. this was the plan when john smith founded Jamestown. Look how many of Washington’s generals were freemasons. America is and always has been THE banking cabal. The pilgrims and the hardworking colonists in the woods building farms and defending themselves from native savages… are peasants.

      peasants who are willing to live in a swamp full of violence only because there are black people to feel better than.

      every once in a while, when the peasants dont feel much better off than the blacks, the peasants try to restore “honor” to the system. Jackson. Trump.

      It never works. Banks funded Lenin and Stalin. Banks funded Hitler. Banks sell guns and bombs around the world. And international shareholders run it all.
      That is what this country was built for. On your backs. Poor american globalist’s slaves. How terrible it is what they did to you.

      Google and Amazon have better balance sheets than the US Govt. Who do you think is gonna win? Marine generals are on TV shitting on the American government. Everyone is jumping ship and everyone but you saw it coming 20 years ago.

      Go tell the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China how you think the world works

      March 9th was the bottom in treasury yields. Its morning in America. We are getting nonstop 50+ year old white christian presidents who care about fiscal responsibility for the next 40 years.

      🙁

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      • tradercaddy

        Someone has been reading the NY Times.

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        • peaches

          The NYT reads me.

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          • tradercaddy

            Ha!
            I actually do read the NY Times when I visit the grandkids in Manhattan. I can usually find one laying around at the bagel/coffee shops.

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      • purdy

        For fuck’s sake peach, you know that presidents don’t run much. Kennedy went off script. And Obama started to, then immediately corrected course.

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        • peaches

          JFK is a warning to anyone trying to fuck with the regularly scheduled program.

          Obama knows the name of the game. He has a seat at the table now. So does helicopter Ben. Powell stood up for his convictions for a few weeks before Trump scared the shit out of him via twitter.

          is it a good or bad thing that a 10 year old elementary school student from a household that earns over $150k annually thinks America is a joke?

          is this kid being brainwashed by global elites because the trailer trash kids with MAGA hats dont agree with him?

          does college educated NOW mean “communist indoctrinated”

          OR

          most of americans got to admit sooner or later they haven’t even read adam smith let alone karl marx, and don’t understand nearly enough about how money works outside a keynesian regime to possibly argue against either of those two economists?

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        • peaches

          the enlightenment ideals that everyone thinks has driven america to become a superpower died at the congress of vienna in 1815

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        • peaches

          democracy is not about what the people want.

          its about throwing scraps at the mob and diverting them from burning down your house, even if it means burning down the government

          there are no riots in larchmont or rye or south hampton and there never will be as long as the markets stay open

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  5. purdy

    Shorted PYPL

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  6. trumpmeister

    Don’t you pikers feel good when you’re making money instead of being stupid mfs who try to outsmart people and be contrarians. Don’t ever bet against this great country and don’t ever bet against the world currency printing press. The end.

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    • peaches

      find me a better trendline than gold going back 50+ years cheerleader

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    • spinthathamster
      spinthathamster

      Yea… but. What was the inflation rate from 2018 (markets up 40%). Or from 2009 (markets up what, a neat 500- 800%).

      So, we have more people, more consumers, with more aggregate money to propel aapl and the likes higher?

      Something doesn’t add up here. And Buffet, the legend himself. Never seen him like that. Emotional, with more than a hint of fear. “Never bet against the USA.”

      Ok, let’s see where this goes. And if there is an endgame to it. There have been plenty of instances in history of “this time it’s different”. Kuwait SE was like this, a lot of money lying around which had to be parked somewhere. Ended badly.

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      • trumpmeister

        WTF are you talking about?

        Buffett f.ucked with you by trying to talk the market down while he’s accumulating shares of his favorite stocks after that press conference.

        He was pissed that Powell went in too quick not giving him enough time to put his cash to work. I hear this same bs since 2008-2009 on this blog from losers who are losing money by trying to fight against the Fed.

        From your post, you need to feel more EXTREME pain in order to learn a key lesson in investment: NEVER FIGHT AGAINST WORLD CURRENCY PRINTING PRESS.

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        • peaches

          you do realize that, if you have history books that go back further than 1945…

          your thesis has failed, about once every century.

          and there are like 99 out of 100 boxes checked as far as economic reasons for a disaster?

          and the actual country is literally in flames lol…

          where is gold since 2008.

          a slow steady uptrend since 1970 is not LOSING dude.

          Every currency that has decoupled from gold or debased the money supply has collapsed. Every single one. Always.

          Whether it happens now or in 100 years is irrelevant. You can make money off of stocks. We all have. I hope.

          I plan to be fully invested again one day.

          but the Fed cant print forever.

          You literally have to believe that God is wearing stars and stripes undies to believe your thesis.

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          • alty

            The guy losing his ass on TMF going to tell the guy holding stocks that his thesis has failed.

            Please can we hear about how it took 25 years for stocks to recover after GD again, while conveniently ignoring deflation, dividends, and all equities but the DJIA.

            Get a grip on reality. Step outside your studio apartment.

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          • peaches

            i sold TMF a while ago. along with UGLD. got scared away by the bullishness for stocks.

            they will go back up.

            you.need.low.yields.for.stocks.to.go.up.

            but by all means, enjoy the Russell2000 rally.

            All great names you would have no problem owning for 100 years!

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          • alty

            “Whether it happens now or in 100 years is irrelevant” Sad.

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          • peaches

            i said that the thesis has failed once every hundred years.

            it has.

            it might not fail this time. that is entirely possible.

            the record central bank runs on gold in the past 2 years are of no importance

            the dedollarization conversation is an illusion

            i admire the realism.

            but you sound like drug addicts who are convinced a steady supply of cocaine will permanently suppress all the voices in your head when science is telling you the opposite.

            if any of the virgins are wondering… the closest thing to a cocaine high is closing a position that is up 10%+

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  7. purdy

    shorted DG

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  8. purdy

    short NTNX

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  9. trumpmeister

    I bought gold and silver late to 2018 and early 2019. In fact, I was the only one here telling you to buy WPM while the rest of you mfs are too busy sucking off the day trading plan. I sold WPM at 40.xx while my entry prices were in the low 20s. Thanks for being my bag holder peach. Now, I’m 98% all in LYFT while you bag holders are rocking the Peter Schiff bs about gold and silver. F off. Lyft share prices is now higher than Uber and will continue to further advance that distance in the next 4-6 years.

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    • peaches

      you are arguing with a retarded strawman you built. i took too much LSD and sacked too many quarterbacks to ever live off a daytrading plan.

      i made a killing off of stocks from 2010 -18. i went into gold in 2018 also, heavy stupid balls to the wall with UGLD at the end of 2019, sold everything above $180 recently out of fear. no problem admitting it. fear gets me out and makes me money a lot more than hopium. ive been bullish on gold since I read about Qadaffi in middle school.

      Its pretty crazy your charts only go up to 1yr time frames though.

      like i said, find me a better trendline than gold

      and then find america 40 million jobs.

      central banks hoard gold for no reason. there is no gold standard. gold is worthless. its a short term trading vehicle. the dollar has not lost 99% of its value towards gold in 50 years. american schools are churning out excellence and we are the most productive people on earth.

      sorry i forgot

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      • purdy

        Sometimes I tire of being such a cynical old fuck. But, since everything is relative …well thanks for the lift.

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  10. alty

    I was looking for a small cap value play back on 3/22. Numbers Game called my attention to VBR. Up 56% in 2.5 months. Yowza.

    Pretty sure Numbers also called the bottom that day. ::applause::

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    • peaches

      what percentage of your portfolio was exposed to this 56% price gain?

      what percentage of your portfolio was exposed to higher gains?

      what percentage of your portfolio was exposed to lower gains?

      what percentage of your net worth is actually sitting in Smuckers and Colgate-Palmolive?

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      • alty

        All good questions but difficult to answer when owning 20 or so equity ETFs from all over the world. Probably 1) not enough 2) very few (BA is in the S&P though right?) 3) Plenty 4) Oh I’m sure a small amount.

        Truth is I was listening to a podcast from a guy with a lot of data to support going long small cap value and high yield bonds after a crisis. Had no idea that day was actually peak crisis for markets.

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        • peaches

          ha. i wasnt expecting an answer. thanks for being honest.

          my thesis in 2009 and now, is the same. the rich are going to get super rich. then try this bailout thing again. and then all hell will break lose.

          the nike store getting looted is exactly what i imagined.

          i got to use bank stocks, tech stocks and leveraged ETFs as savings accounts for 10 years since I was in college. its been amazing.

          i do not live in a studio apartment. my apartment is bigger than all my white friends shared brooklyn roach dens. because they didnt get to buy BAC at 5 bucks. now they are loading up on Tesla in robinhood because buy low sell high bro.

          I’m not convinced everyone in America is just going to download robinhood and get to make a 500% return on their life savings.

          Sorry.

          Worst case scenario for me is the rest of my generation catches up and we all get to jump into the never ending TQQQ train forever with no consequences, except temporary 1 month bear markets right?

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    • alty

      Yep there it was “BTW, I also simultaneously beleive that the market will likely bottom today,” -numbersgame 3/23/20 at 10:30 am. From someone who had never so much as hinted at that possibility prior. And I was his largest critic on here for close to a year prior. But bravo.

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  11. purdy

    Out of USO from yesterday.

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  12. tradercaddy

    Always wanted to go back and trade some commodity etfs except I did when they first came out and I would be “surprised” with a Schedule K-1 instead of a 1099 at tax time. Plus they wouldn’t show up until around 4/1 and sometimes come in after I filed with an amended
    K-1 so then I would have to file an amended tax return.
    I hated that.

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