I fucking blacked out tired last night — can’t even remember when I fell asleep. After movie night at House Fly, I went upstairs — brushed my teeth and the next thing I remember I woke up AFTER the market opened. This quarantine end of world cities burning business is making me a slothful man. It’s time to get back on schedule and trade the market at 5am — like the gods intended.
Jobless claims were greater than expected, 1.8m or so — bringing the grande total to over 42 million since COVID-19 struck us. I’m so happy its been cured and we can all go out now and rip down the Washington Monument. The Nasdaq just hit a RECORD high — making COVID-19, essentially, a STUNNING SUCCESS.
Look, sacrifices had to be made for the betterment of the country. My Uncle perished in the Corona fires, or perhaps he was a crisis actor all along and is now nestled away on a Soros estate. Either way, we all got fat and rich — based off the fear.
The economy isn’t working. People are burning all of our cities down now — and markets are at RECORD HIGHS. What does that tell you?If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter