I was honestly going to buy the close, for a sundry of reasons. Then I bore witness to the founder of Barstool Sports brag about being down a milly, attempting to leverage long more into the fires, and then knew what I was seeing was in fact an Easter Egg in the matrix — a clue in the simulation of what is to come.
I got a chip in the big game indeed. Down a million and cool as a cucumber. #ddtg #fintwit pic.twitter.com/UMb6qGiXna
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) May 1, 2020
Davey Day Trader wasn’t built for the Pinstriped Mix Matched Collar Wall Street game, but instead outfitted to bet on dog races and eat sloppy slices of pizza with homeless people to make the mob chuckle. Come Monday, the Orcs run wild again and they will EAT Mr. Portnoy’s fucking face. I have a high conviction in this and also long gold. Bear witness to NUGT closing at $66.6.
See you fuckers on Monday.
My trades for the week.
CAR +9.6%
NMRK +11.7%
FL +6.9%
DRH +2.5%
(BORR -6.5%)
AMC +23%
SKT +15.8%
KSS +13%
MITT +11%
MGM +3.9%
NYMT +1.9%
GOOS +1.3%
RRGB +18.6%
BLMN +15%
HA +15.6%
SIG +14.1%
KIM +7.3%
ELF +3.6%
LB +1.6%
XAN +4.2%
HUD +1.1%
MAC +2.1%
(ARI -2.4%)
(SABR -1%)
SPR +0.5%
(MIDD -4.5%)
(CSOD -1.7%)
(INMD -3.3%)
SOXS +9.1%
REYN +8.7%
FNGD +4.4% x3
FAZ +8.5%
DUST +8.6%
CODX +11.6%
Fiery red cock
We’re going positive on Monday.
This recent drop was largely because of Trump’s tweets about speed bagging China’s scrotum, so you KNOW he’s going to tweet something stock positive to counteract his diarrhea-of-the-mouth and get the market to go back up.
This market is detached from all reason and all dips should be bought with vigour. It’s April 2009 all over again Half the people banked serious coin and the other half ate huge piles of dog shit for breakfast while they watched their account go to zero. Bears will get clown-raped into extinction, again.
Indued.
We gonna roll over to the low. Don’t be impatient.
You are wrong Atlantis. #1 if news had true weight to buying/selling then Trump/Govt chance was two days ago with S&P at 61 retracement level where continued optimism was needed. #2 the recent drop is the beginning, you see the recent rally was us herding the cattle into the pin, and yous about to get a canister of air to your dome.
This has nothing to do with Trump. That’s the silly invention of financial journalists; they see thd market down and whatever silly thing catches their eye is the cause.
30% market corrections don’t bottom after a month. They bottom after 300-600 days.
How can one get clown raped into ***extinction***
Again?
My crystal ball only sees a bounce on Sunday night or Monday morning but there’s no guarantee that the bounce won’t be faded.
No one can’t make that guarantee either.
More like a million pesos. That’s $41,000 in his Zecco account.
Many states “reopening”.
What if they reopened these states and nobody came?
I’m still net short. Sold a few hedges near the close.
It’s time to dislodge the dug in bulls boyz…
FIX BAYONETS
Question: So how thick is your Form 8949 (stock transactions) for filing with your Schedule D?
Have you guys heard of the “sell in May and go away” old adage?
Now on the lookout for Easter Eggs and 666 everywhere. Brain is broken.
XOM maintains its dividend. I give a fuck about all this noise.
That Portnoy video was depressing. Somebody shut that dude’s router off. Fuck.
I feel ya. Let it play out though. Dude is a winner through and thru. Check out how he overcame all obstacles in one of my favorite hoop games to watch ever.
https://youtu.be/LDaNeh3225I
Get some GRUB – A great way to profit from mom and pop restaurants that aren’t public
https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/other/grubhub-receipt-sparks-outrage-as-it-reveals-the-company-took-a-666-cut-from-a-pizza-restaurant-s-1042-in-total-orders/ar-BB13ucOV
lol, did you share that article just to get Fly hard as fuck about the 666?
I just read that Georgia’s new state motto is “Dying for Cute Toes” can one of you dirty southerners please confirm? Thx
Pedicure ain’t my thing but I done booked my next massage appointment. I am also proven right again about the new phase of the rural areas getting the slient slaugther:
https://www.usnews.com/news/healthiest-communities/articles/2020-04-30/coronavirus-cases-deaths-growing-at-faster-rates-in-rural-areas
“Georgia, for example, has started to reopen some businesses, and will allow people to eat at restaurants. In Randolph County, home to 6,800 people in southwestern Georgia, there were 278 COVID-19 deaths per 100,000 as of April 27 – a higher rate than any other county in the U.S., the KFF analysis shows.”
Kemp barely managed to steal his last election in 2018 and the rapid purpling of Georgia continues:
https://www.ajc.com/blog/politics/internal-gop-poll-points-troubling-signs-for-georgia-republicans/hb6wfmQ7sQSkuHKXiipZdN/
“Trump and Biden are in a statistical tie in the race for president, with Trump at 45% and Biden at 44%. Only about 5% of Georgians are undecided, and another 6% back a third-party candidate.”
I can leave Georgia sooner than I thought if the demos keep changing at this pace.
“Now yous can’t leave”.
Georgia opens. 5 days, light traffic, spike in cases.
Light traffic in Texas.
Hardly a complete list but that’s what’s expected. By me at least. Peeps don’t want to go out.
Buffet throws the bullshit flag. A legend, who isn’t buying. Imagine that.
I don’t have time to go into the macro, but Lance Roberts wrote a good article today, as have others recently.
I shoulda sold more hedges Friday.
I’m short AF.
Unless the market rallies. Then you were properly hedged with strangles right?