It goes without saying, you DESERVE a claw-hammer to the fucking brain for buying the market on a -701k jobs print. Listen to me closely, more than you’ve ever listened before.
WE ARE GOING TO PUNCH THRU THE LOWS, and much much more. Life as you know it already changed, you just don’t know it because you’re living thru it and in a fantasy world filled with whimsical Fed-Bucks.
Markets are lower by 200 now, not much of anything to be honest. But I am looking at other things, more specific with debt and how the CMBS market is shredded to bits and pieces. I realize the Fed will end up owning it all, including junk and stocks. But for the sake of doing what is right and just, I am NET SHORT here and positioned headlong into an array of old man stocks — consumer staples — based off the idea the plague will never end and this is the end game, the egregious ending of mankind at the hands of Bat-Soup.
In the event that doesn’t pan out, I’m nimble and will quickly reverse course. But for now, I see nothing but dark shadows and traders getting HOT ROLLED AND STEELED under the weight of their mindless hubris.
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