I should just pre-make these blogs in my blogging factory. I could have headlines made up and ready to go with the content predictably crafted.
Here are some headlines to try out.
*** DOW PLUNGES AFTER CHINA TRADE DEAL FUCKS ITSELF ***
*** DOW SOARS AFTER PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES VICTORY OVER CHINA ***
*** DOW SLUMPS ON RUMORS OF CHINA TRADE WAR SNAG ***
*** DOW LAMBASTS HIGHER AFTER CHINA TRADE DEAL CEMENTED IN STONE ***
*** BULLS SWING FROM LAMP POSTS AFTER CHINESE RENEG ON CEMENTED TRADE DEAL ***
*** BEARS GUTTED AND DEVOURED AFTER TRADE DEAL CONFIRMED ***
I can literally write these all day, because trade wars are fun and easy to win.
Markets can fuck off now. I don’t have any interest in it until noon.
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Directly from the muth of Wilbur Ross:
“We think we’d like to make a deal if it’s the right deal — this will get made in all likelihood.”
Who wouldn’t want to buy ATHs on that confidence?
You have “if”, “think”, and “in all likelhood”. What a trifecta!
ROKU. Lol
Amazing.
Yup, sucks to be short, but at least OG and I had the balls to make a call as opposed as opposed to just spamming.
Tell me wolfdaddy, are you long ROKU now?.
I am you dickhead. I just don’t hold through earnings
Long at $157. Noted.
Bears who said the indexes were vindictively programmed by 2015, not surprised at the “made to seem unending” additional leg
Bears who wondered who is doing the buying and why would anyone be so emphatically buying above 2000s&p, very surprised
ANNOUNCER VOICEOVER:
this message is directed-directly at the index overseers, conveying a middle finger and a smirk and an A O K sign
PRINTED ON SCREEN:
youre merely dragging the bubble higher anyone with any common sense knows that
VOICEOVER:
youre merely making the system more vulnerable, when, change, comes
which the B.I.S has signaled warnings on repeatedly on ” valuations “