iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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GOLD

You stupid shits.

I’m not even going to brag about gold BARRELING higher. It is what it is. This is what I do and that’s what you do. Look at the name of my website: iBankCoin. That’s what I do. What is the name of your website? EXACTLY.

I am a professional and my trades should be followed closely, because they are professional. When I say “professional”, I do not mean a series 65 fucking retard who couldn’t trade himself out of a paper bag if his life depended on it. And I don’t mean a CMT — chart FAG who hides and cloaks his fucking trades in order to make up for his lack of ability to trade truly good, which is what I do — trade truly good and well.

I bought JNUG today. Let that be a freebie from me to you. I also bought 5 other stocks — all small cap pieces of shit — because I felt like it. I will post the results here next week.

I’m heading out now — bank meeting. I will try to see Downton the movie this evening — because nothing says spectacular entertainment that Mr. Carson decanting wine for his dinner guests. I do believe the King and Queen will be making an appearance. Hopefully Mary’s new husband dies in a horrific automobile accident and she gets to play the nightlife scene again — always a pleasure to see her whoring it up.

Ciao.

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4 comments

  1. numbersgame

    Long TLT calls.

    Also, the carry trade is ending and I intend to profit from that over the next year.

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  2. moosh

    I don’t know what the fuck was going on in that last paragraph. So many words that made no sense. Im guessing the old Vicodin and scotch before a repulsive movie move. Nice

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  3. thewisdomofthetape
    thewisdomofthetape

    Common, series 66 covers both. Define the big dogs rolling over eod yesterday with python…THE WISDOM OF THE TAPE.

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  4. tradercaddy

    Would the Bank meeting be for the purpose of financing your auto repairs?

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