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Reminder: Trump is Lying Again

I don’t know if this means anything anymore — but there isn’t productive negotiations taking place with China and Trump is only saying this because he’s an egotistical maniac. That doesn’t make him a bad President, per se. I know this isn’t a very popular modus operandi with you fuckhead libtards — always trying to save burning rain forests and shit. But Trump is the man needed for the job to destroy China, once and for all.

The actuaries took a look and decided that within 50 years China will be able to destroy America on every playing field. So, the policy of America now is to destroy China now, sort of like the Baby Hitler scenario. If you came across Baby Hitler, would you stick a knife in his chest? That’s a really hard row to hoe, isn’t it? Most fair minded people think we can change China, just like most people believe they could convince Baby Hitler not to do all of that crazy dumb shit he eventually did. Sorry, but you cannot change Baby Hitler, no more than you can change Baby China — who is on a fucking warpath to supplant the United Steaks and make you their bitch servant slaves. Is that what you want for your grandchildren?

I didn’t think so.

The aircraft carriers are warming up and soon we’ll be flying bombing raids over Beijing, in an act of bitter revenge for the Vietnam war. This time we’ll be using Vietnamese mercenaries to control large swaths of China, paid for by 100 year War Bonds, which will likely yield negative 2%.

Safest shit out there, believe me.

Ah, living in the latter days of a grande empire is exhilarating. Meaningless wars, depravity, elitism, and savage migration — all darken this once great landscape with its cheap blood. The truth is, I couldn’t care less. Zero emotion, robot like demeanor.

I believe this rally will fail, and soon. But I probably won’t sell short. I am content with gold and defensive stocks…for now.

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21 comments

  1. mad marsupial

    We’ll have to use Agent Orange made in China.

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  2. og

    How come they don’t show videos of Trump’s grandchildren speaking Mandarin anymore?

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  3. ferd

    We should have walked softly and invaded them with American culture …fast food, vapid TV …and such. Stats show that east Asians dumb down to our level of performance after three generation here. So we should have played that long game …after Nixon’s big mistake.

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  4. metalleg

    If Baby Hitler wore that stupid mustache, he would probably get a #2 pencil in his chest before the age of 5….but I get what you’re saying.

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  5. numbersgame

    Baby Hitler wouldn’t have become a threat if it wasn’t for 17 Million (43%) Germans that thought Germany needed a strong leader that would Make Germany Great Again. Ok, Maybe some of them didn’t like his anti-immigrant tone, but Germany’s economy was doing much better., so…

    “We erupted into a frenzy of nationalistic pride that bordered on hysteria. For minutes on end, we shouted at the top of our lungs, with tears streaming down our faces”

    Trump is not a problem, he is a symptom.

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  6. numbersgame

    In 50 years, China’s working popualtion will be down by ~20%. They are not a threat to the US in the long term, only the mid-short term (0-15 years).

    http://content.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19810330,00.html
    http://content.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19870413,00.html

    Next.

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  7. Black Swan

    https://www.usdebtclock.org/

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  8. acehood

    Lol that’s the logic the neocons used to take out Saddam.

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  9. soupbone

    usa trying to fuck china is as canada trying to fuck the usa. soon will be if not today.

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  10. MSGT HARTMAN

    I have a 15 year old shovel made in ‘Merca, still solid, no sign of breaking.

    Two years ago I bought a shovel at HD. After a year I noticed paint pealing off of the blade. The shitty ChiComs used inferior steel and painted it to look real. Assholes.

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    • mx2101

      Master Sargent Hartman- I agree with your point 100 percent.

      However, a new shovel made in America today to the same quality as the 15 year old one would cost much more than the Chinese one you bought. For most Americans the China problem is in the mirror. They chose cheap over quality, and manufacturers went to China to provide it.

      American consumers made the decision to buy cheap crap.

      Difficulty for those who will pay up for quality is American sources of it are dwindling in number.

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  11. roguewave

    If you listen to Bannon and these guys; you’re misinformed
    Jimmy bowtie has been there
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGExiIFDPd0

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  12. omfgitsjd

    I come in peace to a propped up, high altitude, and volatile bear market. Without discipline, I will leave in pieces.

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  13. chuck bennett

    https://www.instagram.com/p/B1fufIHAdHD/?igshid=v47m61ghk8ct

    China is asshole !!

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  14. 'merica

    Do you know how you can tell when Trump is lying? When his lips are moving!

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    • chuck bennett

      You’re talking about Madonna, the movie “who’s that girl”

      You can do better Merica, don’t be such a homo

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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  15. tha pirate

    Whats up with such a plebeian point Cap’n? I thought you knew the difference between the BS rhetoric of politicians (which is ALWAYS BS) and actual policies and results.

    Forget the gruff manner; being POTUS isn’t about being politically hip or correct, it is about getting the job DONE.

    LOWEST unemployment in 50 years
    N Korea coming to the table
    USA standing against Iran & finally addressing the policy of being a sucker to the Chinese for the last 25 years, instead of ‘kicking the can down the road as previous POTUS have done.

    You don’t have to like his hairstyle, his personality, or how he speaks, but President Trump gets the job DONE. Period.

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    • one-eighty

      He hasn’t got ANYTHING done. Full stop.

      Every western democracy has record low unemployment, not just the US. Minimum wage jobs are going begging everywhere.
      N. Korea is making Recession Man look like a chump. The US is impotent.
      US has restarted Iran’s nuclear ambitions.

      The only thing I will give him credit for is trying to stop China stealing tech. However, Recession Man’s grotesque treatment of American allies has seriously weakened his hand.

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      • juice

        Considering there is no recession in sight, other than in the Trump-deranged Democratic brain, you best come up with better than “Recession Man”.

        I have a vague, but not too distant memory of the Dems last delusion “Russia Russia Russia” .. how’d that one work out?

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        • one-eighty

          Pretty good. Russia interfered with the 2016 election and Recession Man hasn’t lifted a finger to stop a repeat next year. He’s done a good job blocking the investigations, I’ll give you that.

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  16. bob smith

    Since we got our asses handed to us by a couple of hundred thousand Vietcong fighting with nun chucks, what makes you think we could win a war with a couple of hundred million Chinacong fighting with QBZ-95-1?

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