It’s a rare thing to see markets flat before the open. Typically fuckers have a bias. But today looks like one of those days with little to no pre-market activity. As sure as I’m sitting here — extreme volatility will occur during the rest of the tradings day.
Shares of BA are higher on news that an Indonesian pilot saved a 737 Super Max from going down 1 day before the fatal Ethiopian crash. Because we live in a bizarro world — this is considered to be good news.
Google got fined $1.7b in Europe for being assholes. Any interest? No, let’s move on.
UBS said this was their worst quarter in a very long time. Even their advisory division shed 9%. Nothing? Ok.
Shares of SMAR are sharply higher, post earnings. If you have to gamble on a report, why not do it with a SAAS company? After all, the whole point of their business models is that they’re repeatable.
GIS beat and his sharply higher. Wonderful. Why is LANC going up everyday? Jack Daniels mustard that popular?
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