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New Narrative: Meaningless Fed Ex Earnings Spells Doom for Global Growth

This is the part of the narrative when we’re supposed to be scared — because the all mighty Fed Ex missed earning and that must mean the global economy is slowing and no one has any money to buy nonsense online.

Dow futures are down 75 and the mood is grim, especially after the 200+ reversal today.

I bought a lot of stock today — but remain cash heavy at 40%. My sense, we sprint towards new record highs by Easter. My plan: sell this fucking house, get out of Princeton, buy more stocks — live happily ever after.

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5 comments

  1. MSGT HARTMAN

    You gonna freak the first person you see open carrying.

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  2. moosh

    Trump is making the united states postaled office great again, don’t ya know. Fuck fedex.

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  3. mx2101

    Fly, suggest you research warm places in USA where culture and people are less likely to be unsettling to your family.

    Once you narrow it down, try to spend a couple weeks in the area. Become aware of thought process and mental disposition of locals…

    Some places are a big jump for the psyche.

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  4. edge

    Oh. THAT Fed. Small potatoes.

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  5. boyaj

    Fly, are you looking to go to one of the coasts? Is being near water a necessity?

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