iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’M A NEOCON NOW

Markets love war. During the Iraq war, I made so much fucking money in stocks, my arms involuntarily punched pikers as I walked down the boardroom. Old men with portfolios filled with bonds were slapped around, made to look like fools. People like me, zealots, made a King’s ransom off the Idiot Bush’s neocon inspired nation building.

Well, we’re gonna do it again, this time I’m front running.

I sold out of my $TLT and bought a starter kit portfolio of neocon stocks, available now in Exodus. Aside from defense stocks, I added in some oil, materials, and nation building plays.

One does not fight the deep state and win, unless of course you’re in a fictional show called Homeland. Other than that, it’s important to note that war is our best export. Trump is keenly interested in grabbing some clay in Syria. Since you’re all powerless to do anything about it (extra nihilism), you might as well join the likes of Bill Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumseld and the rest of the gang and profit off it.

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13 comments

  1. ironturd

    Year and a half of Trump and Bannon-humping and it’s all over just like that

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  2. fasteddie2

    Love the good Dr’s portrait! OSK is already back near highs to bring those tanks to the ISIS-Assad-Iran-N. Korean-Russian battlefield. Wolverines!

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  3. infinitezuul

    #BringBackOurGirls

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  4. ferd

    The war-facilitating FED will stay friendly if he’s agreed to become a Kristolite. Still, NAZ looks ready to pull back.

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  5. riotact

    “Now”?
    I’ve been calling you a Neocon since day uno.

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  6. awanka

    Ferengi rules of acquisition:
    Was is good for business.
    Peace is good for business.

    What? They’re both good.

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  7. jacked rabbit

    In less than three years, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse turned Fly from King Leonidas into Johnny from Airplane…

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  8. formergeek

    Sure looking like on the way to draining the swamp he fell in

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  9. stockslueth

    Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let slip the dogs of war;
    That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
    With carrion men, groaning for burial.

    – Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare: Act 3. Scene III

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  10. stocksnblondes

    News reporting a shooting in an elementary school in San Bernardino. As a neocon, the proper solution to gun violence is to make sure more people are armed. In fact, rather than being gun-free zones, teachers and students should be required to carry guns to school so that tragedies like this can be prevented. The solution to gun violence is more guns–duh!

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    • fellowtradr

      You might want to look up “Neocon”. Neocons are globalist “conservatives”. Neocon has nothing to do with the domestic issue of gun control.

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  11. TJWP

    Team Trump is dead, the train is off the tracks.

    The idea that we would be able to push back was a nice fiction for a while. I’m back to watching the world burn and shooting at people who trespass on my property.

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  12. doughjadank

    Didn’t the end of Homeland prove you can’t win?

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