Goldman Asset Management: Buy Equities!

Katie Koch, Global Head of Goldman Asset Management, thinks stocks are cheap and that fiscal stimulus is right around the bend, in order to better deal with ‘crumbling roads and bridges.’ We hear this sort of horseshit every election, when candidates promise a utopian world of ‘shovel ready’ jobs for all, leading to pristine infrastructure and joy and endless happiness. The only problem with delving into retard logic is that it’s entirely illogical.

Katie surmises the fiscal stimulus budget could be as much as $3t. This is laughably stupid, almost to the point of it being a cantankerous trolling exercise by America’s most evil investment bank.