I’m not hating on anyone, believe you me. I have enough of my own problems than to worry about yours. But I want to correct (Extra Delbert Grady) some of you road slobs out there, servile and vulgar creatures seeking attention about the internets.
Stop fucking trying to teach others through your failures. I see this shit a lot and I’ve might’ve been guilty of this, perhaps once or twice, throughout my illustrious internet career. Bog standard, I am “The Fly” and you’re just some booze hound in the shit class. No one wants to hear about your mea culpas, post mortem nonsensical rabble. I will fucking kill you, in real life, for telling me shit like that. You say that to me, on Jupiter’s Stone, I dig into my bag of hammers and split your skull in two!
Let’s hear about your winners, and not the step in shit varietal during a spastic earnings lotto victory.
Naturally, I am surrounded by sub-mentals and all you’re ever gonna do it cite moving average this and breakout from the asscrack that. You know, the world of investing wasn’t always like this. The internets turned every fucker with access to electricity into a technical analyst. When I was starting out, 9 out of 10 brokers spent his/her time after the market closed either getting inebriated or slaving over a bloomberg terminal. When researching, people never gave two shits about a consolidation off the deep-end of a cock-ball. All people looked at was fundamentals and relative strength. When you got on the phone to talk to your investors, you never sold stock based upon some god damned breakout past the elbow of a trending homo-flag. No. All you did was tell a nice, flowery, story, crossed your fingers, and hoped to dear God he paid for the trade before the stock went lower, otherwise you got hit with a reneg and your ass was toast.
Seriously, this culture of failure has got to stop. You’re an American, god damn it. Your country is blessed with the power to exterminate all forms of life as we know it.
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