iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEAR CASE REJECTED

How the fuck does YELP guide up today, a few days removed from their lackluster quarter and no one wonder why this is? I am long the stock, so I am not hating here. But, clearly, this is some fuckery for the record books.

I am up about 0.4% for the day, near year to date highs of +5%. Its been a slow crawl and I certainly do not have the patience of this chop-fest shit. I want my money and I want it in large denominations. I’ve always been a high beta guy, ever since the day I was born, nearly killing my mother. Some of you opt out for the safe road, traveling at Grandmother type speeds. “The Fly” speeds down rocky roads, with tires made from titanium, heading straight for bricked walls.

Every once in a while, I dent up the car a bit, catch a flat; but then before long, I am on the open road again, killing people traveling by foot with my sword.

Very soon, this market is going to take decisive action. When it does, the good folks from iBankCoin will be here to capitalize, pawning all of those who’ve taken the long road by foot.

I will have their skulls hanging from the end of my mace in one month hence.

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8 comments

  1. matt_bear

    I truly admire you and I’m a fan. But Jeff is my blogger because he does it at an even faster and extremely leveraged pace. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. og

    Asked myself the same thing about Yelp this morning. Maybe due to the Eat24 acquisition?

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  3. zheeeem

    If at least one stock in my portfolio doesn’t move 10% it’s a boring day. God forbid I should ever track the S&P.

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  4. trashman

    Yelp is up on Eat24 acquisition. It’s an exact copy of Grubhub. I use both in my restaurant. Yelp advertising is for suckers Eat24 may be the only good thing they have going for them.

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  5. volcanic

    make sure you dialectric unions installed it willstop electrolysis,which is usually the problem.

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  6. it is showtime

    Poorman / Everyman ( p / e) say,
    Your corn stalk, grow, with no corn on ‘dem

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