How the fuck does YELP guide up today, a few days removed from their lackluster quarter and no one wonder why this is? I am long the stock, so I am not hating here. But, clearly, this is some fuckery for the record books.
I am up about 0.4% for the day, near year to date highs of +5%. Its been a slow crawl and I certainly do not have the patience of this chop-fest shit. I want my money and I want it in large denominations. I’ve always been a high beta guy, ever since the day I was born, nearly killing my mother. Some of you opt out for the safe road, traveling at Grandmother type speeds. “The Fly” speeds down rocky roads, with tires made from titanium, heading straight for bricked walls.
Every once in a while, I dent up the car a bit, catch a flat; but then before long, I am on the open road again, killing people traveling by foot with my sword.
Very soon, this market is going to take decisive action. When it does, the good folks from iBankCoin will be here to capitalize, pawning all of those who’ve taken the long road by foot.
I will have their skulls hanging from the end of my mace in one month hence.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter