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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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All There is Left is Bitter Agony and Suffering Now

With the markets crashing this afternoon and the Fed on the sidelines, the investor public is left in tatters, and regrettably, shambles. All of the good will that had been built over the past 4 years has been shattered in one afternoon. After today, I doubt that any person of sound mind, body and soul will ever invest in the US markets again.

As the market devolves into anarchy, I am long with 100% of my assets, doomed because of my avarice for hedonism.

With whatever I have left, I intend to buy some property in Romania and start a small “farming village,” eventually taking over the central government and appointing myself “King”, monarch of the world, before marching on neighboring states–demanding they pay tribute.

Many years from now, I will look back on this day and remember the bloodshed could’ve all been avoided had the damned Federal Reserve done their job and push the market higher.

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11 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    So what happens to the OSC program? Shelving it?

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  2. Cascadian

    You seem a bit pessimistic.

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  3. Montrose

    What, not Albania, where you could be the successor to King Zog?

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  4. acehood

    told you that post from weeks ago was essentially the market’s top.

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  5. Cramer

    HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE OUT THERE! NO IDEA! THEY’RE NUTS!! THEY KNOW NOTHING!!

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  6. jimmy_two_times

    Did you reduce your margin? If I recall you were 105% long.

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  7. Frog

    This could very well be a top. OTOH, all we have before us at the moment is one down day– no, part of one day down. I don’t think we will close green, but even that is possible.

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  8. ecchymosis

    Why Romania? I hear there is a very nice compound available in Belize.

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