With the markets crashing this afternoon and the Fed on the sidelines, the investor public is left in tatters, and regrettably, shambles. All of the good will that had been built over the past 4 years has been shattered in one afternoon. After today, I doubt that any person of sound mind, body and soul will ever invest in the US markets again.
As the market devolves into anarchy, I am long with 100% of my assets, doomed because of my avarice for hedonism.
With whatever I have left, I intend to buy some property in Romania and start a small “farming village,” eventually taking over the central government and appointing myself “King”, monarch of the world, before marching on neighboring states–demanding they pay tribute.
Many years from now, I will look back on this day and remember the bloodshed could’ve all been avoided had the damned Federal Reserve done their job and push the market higher.
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