The moment I saw this,
I shrieked with agony. I was confounded how a man who makes a living playing it safe, with regular positions of both equal longs versus shorts could put himself out there, in an exhibition of extreme zealotry, announcing a net +5 long position. It was something that not only shocked, but appalled me. That’s like being long 12 Microsofts, while only short just 7 DELLs. Frankly speaking, it was a bit too much to bear, a burden too heavy for even “The Fly” to carry.
To think that I had just purchased the most retarded stock in over 2 centuries of commerce (SNE) on the same day that such a conservative man of means and #timestamp took on such enormous risk was so troubling for me that I went home to drink a shandy, maybe two.
In other news, Japan is sharply to the upside this evening and gold and silver are attending the homosexual opera. I hope you all sleep well and make great efforts to reduce your equity exposure first thing tomorrow morning.
I know I will be there selling.
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