On wednesday, held at midnight, the global audience of iBankCoin will elect its next 3 tabbed bloggers. Said bloggers go into the task with a 99.99% probability of being fired within 3 months, discarded like deformed babies in ancient Sparta. Nevertheless, there are 6 men who intend to curry your favour.
Pray tell me, as of right now, who will you vote for?
For your information: Elected bloggers will be required to maintain a 3% share of overall site traffic, else be subject to mustache removal and instant firing at the end of their 3 month trial. At that time, new elections will be held to replace the deceased, mustacheless failed blogger(s). The bloggers from the Blogger Network do have a lower profile than the tabbed bloggers, being denizens of the less than attractive real estate of the site and without access to the iBankCoin corporate Twitter account. Nevertheless, here are the traffic stats for current contestants, as a percentage of overall site traffic, since the 1st of December.
Chuck Bennett 0.22%
Hint: If you’re not using Twitter to promote your work, you’re a fucking idiot.