HERE COME THE EXPERTS
I can’t begin to tell you how pleased I am to lose a little money. Without doing so, I wouldn’t get to meet all of you fucking awesome and amazing stock market experts. Comments like “who the fuck buys at 5 year highs” are just so rich, filled with oxymorons, I wouldn’t know how to function without them.
Soon enough, as the slide continues and my losses deepen, the SHIT-TALKERS will emerge, like trolls from the manholes, to educate me on all things to do with finance. These misfits of Manhattan, pikers of broadway, will teach me what I need to be told. It’s all very true, indeud, we all need a good talking to. However, as Mother Market is my witness, I’d commit spontaneous acts of murder if you and I were left alone in a dark alley way. I’d sever your heads and kick them to the moon.
Aside from that, futures are higher; but they are lying to you.
Tomorrow morning I will throw out some good dip buying ideas. Eventually, this horrific decline of historical proportions will cease and we can commence “Operation Cocaine Train” again.
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This is such a teeny tiny dip it doesn’t even merit purchase. I might get interested in the 1400 area. By all means and rights, this market should commence to plummet in a meaningful way.
Europe is on the verge of not just a recession but complete societal collapse. Spain is in the midst of a real and true great depression, and yet the germans have asked them to “tighten their belts.”
China should be easing but they seem to be pre-occupied.
But Ben has only just begun to print, and I suppose that does, ultimately, outweigh everything else in the world. So once the dip dips a bit deeper, there must be buying.
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The good news is i got out of half of my VGPMX trade at only a 5% loss (after being down 25% recently). The bad news is the remaining half has dropped by 5% in 3 days. But i still feel blessed.
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Seriously. The market is fine, it’s in-tact, it’s not abnormal, it’s not even hinting at a crash. Honestly, compare this to more historical market crashes, if you have the time. Depends on who you get your information from, I guess.
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Why would you “trade” a mutual fund rather than an individual stock?
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Today,I wouldn’t, except maybe the Rydex 2x funds which allow a 10:30 and 4:00 pricing and unlimited trading (I use it for my IRA).
Back in the day (’80′s and 90′s) for me it was like picking $$ off a tree.
I used the Fidelity Select Sector (with hourly trading) for much of the time and when they imposed a short term trading fee after awhile I moved along to several fund families and as they kicked me out for too much trading (thrown out of Scudder, Franklin, GT Global) I found others.
I exploited the pricing inefficiencies which I discovered on my own.
Price lags then but the game changed about ten years ago.
I don’t know…those aren’t floats I see being prepared near Central Park West for a march down 5th ave and into Times Square…thy’re something more sinister than that…bears have been warned.
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Some great insight here Whag, I’m sure but what does it all mean?
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Riots going on now in Spain and Greece. Then there’s the question of when (not if) Israel decides to pop some caps on Iran and try to mess with their nu cu lar activity.
Brings new meaning to the old saying, “may you live in interesting times”.
Any guesses on how high, hard and fast crude bounces the second news breaks of an Israeli strike on Iran?
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We are higher by Christmas. The Pope is certain of that.
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From a professional standpoint I can say without equivocation that I suggest everyone take one 81 mg. enteric coated aspirin daily.
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Might there be some with rare blood diseases who should not do so? I’m not a doc, I just pretend to be one in this box.
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Solid advice.
Reye’s syndrome possible; Very rare in adults.
Aspirin is a AAA rated, low, low, low risk trade.
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I’d like to open the scope to an aspirin v. wine v. tea (black or green) discussion.
I run half marathons and chomp on two 4×4′s.
That’s an equivalent of three of you East Coast fuckers biggest Horton’s burgers.
I. DON’T. give. a. SHIT!
Did I mention I’m a Francophile?
The Doctors I HIRE… and LET GO… AT WILL… say my index is a bit skewed, but also inspect and realize the muscle to fat index is at reasonable levels.
Once my exam commences, they usually shut down any bull shit third party referral cancer talks.
If you’re in Death Panel age category, go for the stint before you get Clinton-triple-bi-fuck-jaw (no Biden fucked face nor Chainey [sic] Darth facial compression).
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No argument with professional opinion, and medical research.
But, what about probability?
If everyone took one of those tiny pills every day, how many would choke to death on it, or have a stress related accident from the discomfort of a pill stuck in the breathing apparatus?
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I see i got shaken out pretty much at the bottom on TZA….figures. But at least I am sleeping again.
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TZA is a bitch if you don’t catch it right. I lose on it every time I try.
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I’m going to print up some TZA T-Shirts. bought @ $14.60 sold @ $13.90
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‘Everything is purple, everything is purple’ – a$ap rocky
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Too Much Cocaine No Good:
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This market will not tank before the election. That’s what I think anyway.
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soon all bears will be left with not even a peso…just shut the fuck up and listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxWNNHCrcFg
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oh and one more thing… BUY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
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There is fear in the air. Soon there will be blood in the streets. Sell your bullshit high fliers and pick up your TZA war hammers.
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I can’t understand why people look at that video of Alex Jones yelling & screaming & never getting to the point, if he has one. I guess some folks like to get all worked up & scared & upset.
It’s kInd of like ghost stories for adults– a way to intentionally scare yourself because you like to be scared & full of adrenalin.
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When your boy gets the nod the tape will die in spectacular fashion. A no way retard moment. But before the suicidal moneyed class gets the obvious there will be a ripper. Enjoy it. Your hero will make sure it is the last.
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Oct. 3 is 1st debate Obama/Romney. It could make a swing…..depending on performance of the various individuals.
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“Ridin’ round town, got a pocket full of dough, , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rurp6tKRthQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player where I wind up, even god don’t know.”
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Gasoline looks good here. The correlation seems intact for now. Hard to see a collapse with $4 at the pump.
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Yo, fake, don’t be so confident — shit happens, no blame, naturally.
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..and no matter what happens,there is no blame.
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It is a starve the poor tape. 0 economy. Gasoline up SPY up. Stupid simple.
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Personally, I could die right now and not give a fuck. I can’t give you anything, obviously.. and, if your stupid market flies or crashes or anything in between, I could not care less.
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$600B is a lot of free money to be betting against anytime between now and this time next year
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PR newsrelease 9/27/12: $LPH, an oil wholesaler, completed a $110M acquisition of a brand new, 100metric ton turnkey storage facility, adding 80% to their capacity.
They have had salesmen in the area for the last several weeks, so that within 2 weeks tanks will start selling oil.
EPS will rise from 0.60 to 0.80 TTM y 6/30/13, and to $1.00 by 12/31/13.
LPH auditors published a reconciliation of SAIC tax filings directly from state computers versus SEC filings in July 2012, covering the period 2009 to 2012, proving their earnings were accurately reported.
Expect P/E to rise from 2.4 to 3.0 on this organic growth news and shareholder-friendly acquisition.
With a P/E target of 3.0 and an EPS target of $1, this stock has almost 100% upside.
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Disclaimer alert: Apparently, Instagram wanted a deactiation, on my two follow part, because after both disappeared, so did the app on my device, since that was the only way I could deactivate the mother, after searching for ten minutes on a really simplistic and basic app to find that “deactivate” button I’d seen a hundred. times previously. Ciao, In sty. I am so sick of this. Treatment, I can’t even say. Short Instagram, or buy its waste, makes no difference when the app is so far buried in history’s waste bins no one remembers what it was.
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Fly IS Snake Pliskin.
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